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CBRRRT
14-03-2009, 02:41 AM
The Human Body

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's knob is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Rod is still busy checking his thumbs.

latheboy
14-03-2009, 07:43 AM
Rod is still busy checking his thumbs.

Bahahahaha .....

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.............. No more foot jobs for me then

OLD SKOOL BANDIT
14-03-2009, 10:06 AM
Just got a mental image of Rod with his verniers. Fucken funny Jon !

Docktor
14-03-2009, 10:39 AM
Awwww , fuggin funny, just u wait til rod gets here. you in soooo much trouble.

Jockney Rebel
14-03-2009, 01:45 PM
my thumbs must belong to someone else then..lol

JackTar
14-03-2009, 08:55 PM
quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

my thumbs must belong to someone else then..lol



I'm hearing you Jim I think I ended up with Ron Jeremys thumbs, either that or he has my dick.

yoda
15-03-2009, 06:04 PM
I know it says thumb, but Rod is missing half a finger.... Thats something to worry about

Weaselman
15-03-2009, 06:16 PM
ive only got one and a half thumbs :(

CBRRRT
16-03-2009, 04:59 AM
Where is Rod? I half expected a bit of an ear bashin by now.

BOHEMION
17-03-2009, 09:34 PM
HAHAHA

BANDITROD
17-03-2009, 09:39 PM
you cunts and the funniest thing is i actually was checking my thumbs ....you know me so well jon i just wish i knew how to get that pic of you holding a giant catfish so it can be photohopped for fun ......;)

BANDITROD
17-03-2009, 09:40 PM
i am still in stiche's you fucker ...lol

BANDITROD
19-03-2009, 10:01 AM
hello im here now

latheboy
19-03-2009, 11:30 AM
Oh sorry rod ... must have missed ya ;):D

BANDITROD
19-03-2009, 11:39 AM
get back to you pink foot pegs ivan...lol

latheboy
19-03-2009, 12:14 PM
Hey rod, That bloke in the giff.... is that from a home movie from when he put his willy here[?]:Dhttp://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/179217147102785.jpg

BANDITROD
19-03-2009, 01:23 PM
you plick .........lol

Harry
20-03-2009, 08:36 PM
bAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :D

Harry
20-03-2009, 08:37 PM
i have bat tear rear a on my feet ? :(