CBRRRT
11-03-2009, 07:33 PM
My son has just walked in the door no more than an hour after going to school.
I asked him what he was doing back home and he said his Teacher had sent him.
I said “What happened”
Nick said “Well, she asked the class to come up with a sentence using the word contagious”
I said “Yeah! So!”
“Well” said Nick, Liam stood up and said “My Dads just come home from working in Africa, there are many contagious diseases in Africa”. Miss gave him a merit point and said well done.
Then Josh stood up and said “My Nan has influenza, it can be contagious” He got a merit point and sat down.
Miss looked at me, so I stood up and said “The man over the road is painting his fence with a half inch brush”
She said “But how is that Contagious Nick?
So I said, “Its obvious Miss if he doesn’t get a bigger brush it’s going to take the cunt ages”
Then she sent me home…….
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I asked him what he was doing back home and he said his Teacher had sent him.
I said “What happened”
Nick said “Well, she asked the class to come up with a sentence using the word contagious”
I said “Yeah! So!”
“Well” said Nick, Liam stood up and said “My Dads just come home from working in Africa, there are many contagious diseases in Africa”. Miss gave him a merit point and said well done.
Then Josh stood up and said “My Nan has influenza, it can be contagious” He got a merit point and sat down.
Miss looked at me, so I stood up and said “The man over the road is painting his fence with a half inch brush”
She said “But how is that Contagious Nick?
So I said, “Its obvious Miss if he doesn’t get a bigger brush it’s going to take the cunt ages”
Then she sent me home…….
[V][V][V][V][V][V][V][V][V] I'm expecting a phone call