HOS
07-03-2009, 05:17 AM
Setting up my new Limited Company and business the last few weeks.
Got my new company registered with Companies House, got a new accountant and talked to a "SENIOR BUSINESS MANAGER" from my local bank branch, same branch as my personal account.
Talked to this "SENIOR BUSINESS MANAGER" 5 weeks ago. Spent 3 hours with him showing him my business plan and talking commercial stuff , like you do. He had a very clear understanding what I wanted from him and the bank. To borrow funding to set up my business in the form of a new company account with a small overdraft facility to cover my set up costs. Piece of piss yeah ? Kiddie stuff ? Easy stuff ? Not high tech mutli million pound investment shit ya know ?
So we`re cool [8D] Looking positive [8D]
What could have been done inside 2 weeks has done zippo.
The "SENIOR BUSINESS MANAGER" went on holiday for ten days and never told me, the second week after we met.
After repeated phone calls from me I had to go and collect some forms he wanted me to sign in the branch. Forms all there ready for me to sign..... no they were`nt and no one knew about them either.
Signed them eventually, sorted them and took them back..... heard nothing for another two weeks..... 5 weeks now since we met and I really impressed upon this "SENIOR BUSINESS MANAGER" the urgency of my desire to set up this business fast.
So he called me late this afternoon after I left him a voicemail early this morning becasue he didnt answer his phone...to tell me his boss couldnt agree to the overdraft until I had set up my company and paid for my accreditation fees and paid for my licensed software etc. If I can give them receipts for payment of those things in a few weeks time, then they will consider an overdraft on my new business account.
Now I may be an older guy , but I do`nt have : "call me a total fuckwit" stencilled across my forehead.
So I had words with this "SENIOR BUSINESS MANAGER" about his job title and what the fuck it meant ??
I explained in a most profesional manner that after 5 weeks of being messed around I wasnt very happy and that if I wanted funding for the company set up costs, after I had paid them, then in real fancy technical financial terms, I wouldnt really need the fucking funding in the 1st fucking place.
Said "SENIOR BUSINESS MANAGER" is nothing more than a customer service clerk with no clout or say at all.
I can deal with just about most things in life.
But show me stupid and I`ll show you my other side.
I just do`nt do "STUPID".
Do you know why the banks are in trouble ? Because they are full of fucking stupid people who find it easy to lend billions to some nutball in some far flung war torn dictatorship than fund a new boom industry for a few pennies in the UK.
The economy is going down because of the banks rank stupidity.
Got my new company registered with Companies House, got a new accountant and talked to a "SENIOR BUSINESS MANAGER" from my local bank branch, same branch as my personal account.
Talked to this "SENIOR BUSINESS MANAGER" 5 weeks ago. Spent 3 hours with him showing him my business plan and talking commercial stuff , like you do. He had a very clear understanding what I wanted from him and the bank. To borrow funding to set up my business in the form of a new company account with a small overdraft facility to cover my set up costs. Piece of piss yeah ? Kiddie stuff ? Easy stuff ? Not high tech mutli million pound investment shit ya know ?
So we`re cool [8D] Looking positive [8D]
What could have been done inside 2 weeks has done zippo.
The "SENIOR BUSINESS MANAGER" went on holiday for ten days and never told me, the second week after we met.
After repeated phone calls from me I had to go and collect some forms he wanted me to sign in the branch. Forms all there ready for me to sign..... no they were`nt and no one knew about them either.
Signed them eventually, sorted them and took them back..... heard nothing for another two weeks..... 5 weeks now since we met and I really impressed upon this "SENIOR BUSINESS MANAGER" the urgency of my desire to set up this business fast.
So he called me late this afternoon after I left him a voicemail early this morning becasue he didnt answer his phone...to tell me his boss couldnt agree to the overdraft until I had set up my company and paid for my accreditation fees and paid for my licensed software etc. If I can give them receipts for payment of those things in a few weeks time, then they will consider an overdraft on my new business account.
Now I may be an older guy , but I do`nt have : "call me a total fuckwit" stencilled across my forehead.
So I had words with this "SENIOR BUSINESS MANAGER" about his job title and what the fuck it meant ??
I explained in a most profesional manner that after 5 weeks of being messed around I wasnt very happy and that if I wanted funding for the company set up costs, after I had paid them, then in real fancy technical financial terms, I wouldnt really need the fucking funding in the 1st fucking place.
Said "SENIOR BUSINESS MANAGER" is nothing more than a customer service clerk with no clout or say at all.
I can deal with just about most things in life.
But show me stupid and I`ll show you my other side.
I just do`nt do "STUPID".
Do you know why the banks are in trouble ? Because they are full of fucking stupid people who find it easy to lend billions to some nutball in some far flung war torn dictatorship than fund a new boom industry for a few pennies in the UK.
The economy is going down because of the banks rank stupidity.