The Dot

[pommie02]

Finally someone has cleared this up...
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For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian High Commission in Canberra has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won:-
A - Taxi license in Adelaide
B - Convenience store in Melbourne
C - Service station in Perth,
D - Kebab shop in Brisbane
E - Take away cafe in Sydney

If there is nothing there, he must take a job in India answering
telephones giving technical advice to Telstra and Optus customers
in Australia.

[CBRRRT]

Well I'll be fucked, I always wondered about that pommie02.

[Jockney Rebel]

...or the booby prise a corner shop in toxteth .liverpool

[Tony OW31]

quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

...or the booby prise a corner shop in toxteth .liverpool


What the fuck's wrong with Liverpool[:0]

[Jockney Rebel]

i was referring to scouse.... Liverpool as in west of Manchester ..[unless yer a scouser Tone] ..in which case "theres nuttin maaaked down for you kid"lol

[Tony OW31]

quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

i was referring to scouse.... Liverpool as in west of Manchester ..[unless yer a scouser Tone] ..in which case "theres nuttin maaaked down for you kid"lol


yeah mate, I'm a Scouser, one of those 'fuckin northern monkeys' as someone described us on the jmc swingarm thread, lol.

[CBRRRT]

What do you call a Scouser with a PHD

Dr. Thieving bastard

[Tony OW31]

Is that the best you can do?

Scouser walks into the D.S.S. and says :-
"I've just been offered a Blow Job, If I take it will it affect my benefit claim?"

There is a bloke visiting the docks who sees a docker writhing in pain on the floor. He asks what's wrong with him. Another docker says "He wants to go the toilet". "So why doesn't he go" asks the stranger. "What? On his lunch break?" comes the reply.

Why do pigeons fly upside down over Liverpool?
Because there's nothing worth shitting on.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the difference between Batman and a Scouser?
Batman can go anywhere without Robin.

Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged.

What do you say to a Scouser with a job?
Big Mac please.

What's long, scouse, and goes around corners?
The Dole queue.

Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in Merseyside, Liverpool. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. The Merseyside Regional Police Commissioner stated that the terrorists Bin Thievin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on immigration issues.

The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area. Police are confident that anyone who looks like Workin will be very easy to spot in the community.

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/41487014837630.jpg


Scouse office.
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/41487014855311.jpg

[Gix11]

There's some good ones in there Tony. Nice work mate. Love the office chair up on bricks.

[Jockney Rebel]

i see steven gerrard got a new house ...lol