710

[CBRRRT]

A f ew days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.



We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'



She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.



The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.



She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'





She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'







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[opindown]

Fark me Jon you have far to much time on your hands! put your bike back on the road already!

[Chase]

Gold Jerry... gold..

[336LJ]

Had a hot as chick with huge-mungous tits come in to repco when I was working there, when she said she had a torana. I almost asked her to marry me, then when she said "where do I put the oil" .. I wanted to head butt her!.

Step bro worked at a servo, old mate walks in buys a 5L of oil.. walks off, comes back 10min later, buys another bottle... walks back out.. filled the f'n thing to the top!

[opindown]

quote:Originally posted by 336LJ

Had a hot as chick with huge-mungous tits come in to repco when I was working there, when she said she had a torana. I almost asked her to marry me, then when she said "where do I put the oil" .. I wanted to head butt her!.

Step bro worked at a servo, old mate walks in buys a 5L of oil.. walks off, comes back 10min later, buys another bottle... walks back out.. filled the f'n thing to the top!


would hav made for an interesting trip!

[Booster]

I remember one full to the 710 with oil, driving in to the servo i worked in , rather smoky that one, another mixed up the oil and radiator caps and filled the engine with water.... that drove in too... buggered if i know how, would appear water in enough quantity will do as a lubricant....

[boris]

Yeah I see some stupid shit come in I think that bonnets should need special keys to open them and only people who know what the fuck they are looking at should be allowed the keys