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chopiesel
21-02-2009, 07:05 AM
A Kings Cross hooker who really loves cricket decides to get some tattoos, she gets Micheal Clarke on one of her inner thighs and Ponting on the other.

she is strutting around one day showing them off in a little skirt when a gentleman says "hey i love the tats", to which she replied "if you can tell me who they are ill give you a freebie.


the man looks a for a few seconds and spits out "ummm im not sure about those two but the one in the middle with all the hair and big lips in Andrew Simmonds"

opindown
21-02-2009, 08:50 AM
RALMFAO!

LKC73
21-02-2009, 12:33 PM
Hahaha, I heard that one just today at work! Very funny!

JackTar
23-02-2009, 05:35 PM
quote:Originally posted by opindown

RALMFAO!


What the fuck does that mean[?]

Bear
23-02-2009, 05:40 PM
Roll Around Laughing My Fucking Arse Off

Large
23-02-2009, 06:07 PM
Rear Admirals Like Molesting Fleet Admirals Offduty?

Iceman
23-02-2009, 06:17 PM
Navy boy would've known that one!

Large
23-02-2009, 06:21 PM
Rear Admirals Like Mounting Fists And [other] Objects?

Reclining And Lighting My Farts And Oldfella?

JackTar
23-02-2009, 10:34 PM
quote:Originally posted by Iceman

Navy boy would've known that one!




I don't want to admit to every thing, you fuckers will get all upset if I steal all your thunder.