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Benz
18-02-2009, 06:57 PM
BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY!


Charlotte, North Carolina. USA.
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the 24 cigars were lost "in a series of small fires.":D
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued.. and WON!

(Stay with me.)


Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim!
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW, FOR THE BEST PART!

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON![^]


With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
Hardy haha:D:D



This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest!

Cruisecontrol
18-02-2009, 07:14 PM
That story has been around for at least a decade... :D

http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp

Jockney Rebel
18-02-2009, 07:29 PM
..still cool tho ....iluv it

DiscoDan
18-02-2009, 09:21 PM
everyone loves to see a lawyer get fucked over. There's nothing better

boris
19-02-2009, 07:40 AM
its ok benz I've never seen that and fucken oath we love to see them smart ass lawyers get fucked over

Fight_fan
19-02-2009, 09:34 AM
Lol! Even if its all a load of B/S, its still very funny!!!

lizard
24-02-2009, 09:18 PM
He bro that made my day fucken scumbags !!!