BillyWhizz888
17-02-2009, 02:46 PM
A refuse collector is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins
and emptying them into his dustcart.
He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back of the house, but still can't see it.
So, against the rules of the refuse collector's code but in the spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door.
There's no answer.
Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much
harder.
Eventually a Japanese bloke comes to the door.
"Harro!" says the Japanese chappie.
"Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector
"I bin on toiret" explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.
Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man
smiles and tries again.
"No mate, where's your dust bin?".
"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'" says the Japanese man - still
perplexed.
"Listen," says the collector...
"You're misunderstanding me. Where's your w h e e l i e bin?"
"Ok. Ok " replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin.
" I wheelie bin havin sex wirra wife's sister.........!"
and emptying them into his dustcart.
He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back of the house, but still can't see it.
So, against the rules of the refuse collector's code but in the spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door.
There's no answer.
Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much
harder.
Eventually a Japanese bloke comes to the door.
"Harro!" says the Japanese chappie.
"Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector
"I bin on toiret" explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.
Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man
smiles and tries again.
"No mate, where's your dust bin?".
"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'" says the Japanese man - still
perplexed.
"Listen," says the collector...
"You're misunderstanding me. Where's your w h e e l i e bin?"
"Ok. Ok " replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin.
" I wheelie bin havin sex wirra wife's sister.........!"