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StuNVA
16-02-2009, 04:31 PM
A Boss Who Tells It Like It Is

Date: Wed, 21 Jan 2009


To All My Valued Employees,


There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job; however, is the changing political landscape in this country.

However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests.

First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Subaru Outback outside. You've seen my big home at last year's Christmas party. I'm sure all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealised thoughts about my life.

However, what you don't see is the back story.

I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 2 bedroom flat for 3 years. My entire living area was converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.

My diet consisted of baked beans, stew and soup because every dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a wonky transmission. I didn't have time to go out with women. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my business -- hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.

Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a modest $50,000 a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting David Jones for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling through the discount stores extracting any clothing item that didn't look like it was birthed in the 70's. My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.

So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don't. There is no "off" button for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, and breathe this company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to my hip like a 1 year old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden -- the nice house, the Subaru, the vacations.. you never realise the back story and the sacrifices I've made.

Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy who made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bail-out all the people who didn't The people that overspent their pay suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for.

Yes, business ownership has its benefits but the price I've paid is steep and not without wounds.

Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell you why:

I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don't pay enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use taxes. Payroll taxes. Workers compensation. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on taxes I have to hire an accountant to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a cheque to the Australian Tax Office for $288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus" cheque was? Zero. Zip. Zilch.

The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare cheque? Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of this country.

The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your pay you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts. Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why your job is in jeopardy.

Here is what many of you don't understand ... to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had the government suddenly mandated to me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the Canberrablack-hole, I would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now.

When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don't defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life, do you? Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of Australia and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it. But the power brokers in Canberra believe the poor of Australia are the essential drivers of the Australian economic engine. Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change you can keep.


So where am I going with all this?

It's quite simple.

If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple. I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage, your 4WD and your child's future. Frankly, it isn't my problem any more.

Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire. You see, I'm done. I'm done with a country that penalises the productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship.

So, if you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of the economy; it will be at the hands of politicians who swept through this country and changed its financial landscape forever. If that happens, you can find me sitting on a beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about....


Signed,

Your Boss

opindown
16-02-2009, 04:45 PM
that hit the nail on the head! so right in so many ways

Weaselman
16-02-2009, 04:45 PM
I blame americans

OZ750L
16-02-2009, 04:57 PM
I blame the wankers in banks.

BANDITROD
16-02-2009, 05:32 PM
i blame yanks aswell as the stupid fucking aus government dumb fucks need to be shot

BANDITROD
16-02-2009, 05:34 PM
i got stood aside untill work picks up on last wednesday cos of this shit our company has no work for anyone and was quite swift in its actions to get rid of all its employees and i dont blame them i blame the government they are retards

Cruisecontrol
16-02-2009, 06:00 PM
Forget the Yanks.

Blame every fucking idiot that voted for the limp-wristed faggot now "running" the country.

red
16-02-2009, 06:04 PM
Just to add a little fuel to the fire... this economic stimulus package will mostly end up in the hands of the neediest Australian's, right? Those families hardest hit by this economic downturn. What we might term the poor, right? Mark my words, this money will end up in rich pockets.

Just like America, big business in Australia is asking for a hand out. But the Govt can't just give them money. Even for those bold-faced cunts in Canberra, that would be too much. But what if they give it to the people? Not only does it look good, like a caring Gov't concerned about it's people, but the fact is that most people will have spent or blown that money inside of a month.

Spend it on necessities like mortgage and food - and it'll end up in the hands of the wealthy, such as those who own or run banks, or the exec's who run Coles/Myer for instance. Or waste it on booze and toys (like a PlayStation) - Gerry(sp?) Harvey thanks you :-)

Sneaky fucking move if you ask me. They get to help out their rich mates, and look good doin' it. And they try to make us believe they are doing us a favour?

latheboy
16-02-2009, 06:05 PM
Shithouse Rod.... You got anything lined up?
I blame the greed of the human race

BANDITROD
16-02-2009, 06:08 PM
quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

Forget the Yanks.

Blame every fucking idiot that voted for the limp-wristed faggot now "running" the country.
yeah well there seems to be a shitload of people that are now regreting there decision i think

Harry
16-02-2009, 06:11 PM
i blame everyone who doesent ride a bike!
hey rod......start coustomizing bike's for a living,
happened to notice ya not bad at it :)

BANDITROD
16-02-2009, 06:12 PM
quote:Originally posted by latheboy

Shithouse Rod.... You got anything lined up?
I blame the greed of the human race
nah mate but it is giving me a chance to catch up on a few customers bikes i have in the shed so at this stage i will be fucked if they dont get orders for air seeders in the next month after that i will be realy starting to get desperate for work

Weaselman
16-02-2009, 06:13 PM
I also blame streeracer cus hes a tard

BANDITROD
16-02-2009, 06:14 PM
quote:Originally posted by Harry

i blame everyone who doesent ride a bike!
hey rod......start coustomizing bike's for a living,
happened to notice ya not bad at it :)
i do mate but its not that big in the country so its mainly chook chasers for me to play with

BANDITROD
16-02-2009, 06:14 PM
quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

I also blame streeracer cus hes a tard
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mishdog20
16-02-2009, 07:25 PM
Stunva, that was quite a good read mate. Where abouts did ya find it?

boris
17-02-2009, 08:34 AM
I got told by a better off fella last time we parents got $1k per kid that we were moochers and I laughed at him cos my money that was supposed to be to provide for my kids all went straight back to the government to help get rid of a fucking big fine ($15k)I received from the office of state revenue due to a fuck up on my solicitors behalf when I purchased my business and property( which is another point to what that letter says to buy a $110k business and $240k industrial property I paid out another $45k in stamp duty even paying a stamp duty on a loan application) so we got $2k from the office of state revenue only to pay it straight back to them so I said now call me a fucking moocher again wanker I know as I'm sure every small business owner here does about the eggs or toast and baked beans for dinner cos that's all we can afford

sickboy
17-02-2009, 10:01 AM
If I get any of the "stim Payment" I'll spunk the lot on Lotto[:p]

Fight_fan
17-02-2009, 10:24 AM
Its hitting hard where I am too! We'r so quiet @ work my hours have been chopped HARD costing me around $220 in lost wages per week! It fuckin sux...

opindown
17-02-2009, 12:19 PM
quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

Forget the Yanks.

Blame every fucking idiot that voted for the limp-wristed faggot now "running" the country.


x2
and after the first stimulous package there was so many million dollars that were unaccounted for (government said it was spent in casinos and gambling in general)

opindown
17-02-2009, 12:23 PM
quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD


quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

Forget the Yanks.

Blame every fucking idiot that voted for the limp-wristed faggot now "running" the country.
yeah well there seems to be a shitload of people that are now regreting there decision i think

I am happy to say i never voted for KRUDD or as he was described the "limp-wristed faggot" I voted for johnny as he had done a fantastic job of getting the country out of the last labour deficite. and there is something telling me that we are about to do the same thing all over again.

opindown
17-02-2009, 12:26 PM
quote:Originally posted by Fight_fan

Its hitting hard where I am too! We'r so quiet @ work my hours have been chopped HARD costing me around $220 in lost wages per week! It fuckin sux...


x2 here mate i got layed off in Jan 22nd and waited until last week to see centrelink because i dont like em. but with any sort of luck i will beable to get some work because with a 8wk old things geta little tight.

Fight_fan
17-02-2009, 01:07 PM
quote:Originally posted by opindown


quote:Originally posted by Fight_fan

Its hitting hard where I am too! We'r so quiet @ work my hours have been chopped HARD costing me around $220 in lost wages per week! It fuckin sux...


x2 here mate i got layed off in Jan 22nd and waited until last week to see centrelink because i dont like em. but with any sort of luck i will beable to get some work because with a 8wk old things geta little tight.


Thats sad to hear matey! I really hope things pick up 4 u n ur's soon hey!
Im so thankful to still have my job, n my boss has been real good about it too luckily! As soon as things pick up so will my hours, so here's hoping it doesnt take too long! I think we'l be in the shit for a while tho! [V]

Oh n for the record, I didnt vote for Unkie Kev either but even if ol' Johnny was still in, it would not stop the recession!

knucklehead
17-02-2009, 01:29 PM
I think, by the way this thread is sounding everyone is unhappy with Dud, I mean Rud[:0] . I didnt vote for the clown and I reckon we are just entering the hard times, things will get worse. Im thinking of selling up, moving out of shitney and moving up near lismore to live off the land like a hippy! Oh, and I'll bring the wife and kids with me too!

Hillsy
17-02-2009, 02:10 PM
quote:Originally posted by Fight_fan
Oh n for the record, I didnt vote for Unkie Kev either but even if ol' Johnny was still in, it would not stop the recession!


That's a good point.....even though KRUDD is a swarmy lip licking twat, this shit wasn't of his doing.

WATEVR
17-02-2009, 02:12 PM
since november last year we have had a major downturn here in the goldfields region of WA, off the top of my head i can think of 6 mines that have closed and gone into care and maintenance. just one yesterday = 120 people looking for work. and then on top of the guys that turn up and get told there no job anymore there are all the contractors, small business' that service these facilities that are letting people go.
This is a very hard and tough time that is being felt the hardest by the bottom line guys and those above them. unfortunately there is fuck all owned and operated by Aussie any more so now after supporting these overseas companies for aslong as poss we are at there mercy. people a long way away make the decisions that effect us here, it is all bad at the moment.....support those that support us.

i hope all this made sense!!!

add me to the did not vote Rudd list.

Bear
17-02-2009, 03:32 PM
Ever wonder where this Govt. hand-out is coming from? I wonder if it's something like school or hospital money. It was our money to start with.

pappas
17-02-2009, 04:00 PM
The govt will borrow money to pay the handout! It will put australia in Billions of dollars deficit!

The whole point of the stimulis package is for us to spend it, to help save the economy. The more we spend the stronger the economy gets! So go to your local bikeshop and and spend big!

That's what I'm telling my GF anyway! "I'm helping to save the economy by buying these new parts!"

Large
17-02-2009, 04:39 PM
I'm paying my tax bill with it.

Kevin giveth and Kevin taketh away

WATEVR
17-02-2009, 04:44 PM
^^ Amen to that big fella^^

Balakov
17-02-2009, 05:44 PM
The whole Stimulus package id a fucking joke! How far will $900 get you if you no longer have a job!

A tax cut for individuals and small business is the only real long term solution!

Rudds a fuckwit and Swan is as useless as an George W Bush and only half as smart!

My business supports five families and if it tanks because of this 'crisis' i will blame the morons that thought voting Labour at the last election was a good idea!

makaveli650
17-02-2009, 05:48 PM
my workshop has 12 hoists, 12 months ago they employed aprox 7 mechanics and 3 apprentices, were now down to 2 mechanics and 2 apprentices (me inculded), i get asked to go home 2-3 days a week and have been for the last 3 odd months, were lucky to do 5 services a day between the whole workshop. I just hope i get to keep my job for at least the next 8 months cause it would be nice to not have to find a new job till im outa my time.

Jockney Rebel
17-02-2009, 07:56 PM
well i havent even noticed the economic downturn ..
our businees is picking up no end ..but then im in an industry thats designed to repair stuff and not replace ..so of course we re doin well cos evryone suddenly realises mendin stuff is much more economically viable than replacing it ..
and im lucky enough to be endowed with a skill thats indemand and always will be ..choices ..my friends

..while all my mates were laffin at me getting covered inshit while they played with computers[who are all now unemployed cos the banks sacked em all] my brothers sitting in an air con office in brissy earning 150k a year because he went to night school whilst raisng 2 kids and supporting his wife digging holes during the day..man theres atunnel up there crying out for 15000workers inthe next 12months sure youll get shitty but its good money and you need a minmum of brains to do it but it pays well unfortunately thats the choice get stuck in or starve

Why am i in australia? cos the uk has been 10times worse than your experiencing right now ...you dont know how lucky you are ,my skills are needed here and appriciated unlike in my home country where i was treated lika second class citizen I held a job as a hire manager and drove a taxi at night while my wife worked full time just to survive.. sorry if this upsets everyone or anyone but ..yoy live in a country thats got it good infact better than anywhere on the planet ..
i apologise whole heartedly for annoying anyone but ..those are the choices ..ill clean bogs if its the only work available ..to feed my family ..rather than sit on the dole ..
their is stacks of work out there ..if you dont do it ..somebody else will

Jockney Rebel
17-02-2009, 07:59 PM
^^ by the way that was nt directed at anyone inparticular ..just a rant

OZ750L
17-02-2009, 10:39 PM
Been through it too Jock. I'm a mechanical engineer by trade but have worked at all things from a labourer on the council literally digging ditches and working as a T/A pushing a broom through to tutoring at Uni on $50 an hour. Work is out there. Earning $400 a week is better than getting $200 a week from the Government and damn sight less hoops to jump through.

I'm looking at my current position finishing in 5 weeks and have been hitting the job sites. Heaps of work out there but a lot of it has a very narrow focus outside what I do. I suppose you dunno if you can do it til you give it a try.