BillyWhizz888
12-02-2009, 01:14 PM
A woman standing naked in front of a mirror says to her husband, i look
horrible, i feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment - he replies
'your eyesight is perfect'
A wife takes off her clothes and asks her hubby.
'what turns you on more, - my pretty face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up and down and replies
'your sense of humour'
A boy asks his granny, 'have you seen my pills they were labeled LSD?'
Granny replies f--k the pills - have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?'
An elderly couple are attending mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband,
' I just let out a silent fart, - what do you think I should do?'
He replies 'put a new battery in your hearing aid'
Little Billy asks his dad if he can have a telly in his room.
Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks his dad ' what's love juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sits there with his mouth open in amazement
Finally dad says 'so what was it you were watching?'
'Wimbledon' replies Billy.
horrible, i feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment - he replies
'your eyesight is perfect'
A wife takes off her clothes and asks her hubby.
'what turns you on more, - my pretty face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up and down and replies
'your sense of humour'
A boy asks his granny, 'have you seen my pills they were labeled LSD?'
Granny replies f--k the pills - have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?'
An elderly couple are attending mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband,
' I just let out a silent fart, - what do you think I should do?'
He replies 'put a new battery in your hearing aid'
Little Billy asks his dad if he can have a telly in his room.
Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks his dad ' what's love juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sits there with his mouth open in amazement
Finally dad says 'so what was it you were watching?'
'Wimbledon' replies Billy.