JackTar
08-02-2009, 08:10 PM
Three midgets entered themselves into the guiness book of records for three different things.
The first midget went in for the world's smallest hands, when he came out he was holding up a certificate and he was very happy, he yelled to the other two yes I win I have the world's smallest hands.
The second midget went in for the world's smallest feet, when he came out he was also holding up a certificate and he was yelling yes I have the world's smallest feet.
The third midget went in for the world's smallest dick, when he walked out he looked really unhappy and he wasn't holding anything, the other two midgets asked him what happened and he said 'fucking Banditrod was in there wasn't he'
The first midget went in for the world's smallest hands, when he came out he was holding up a certificate and he was very happy, he yelled to the other two yes I win I have the world's smallest hands.
The second midget went in for the world's smallest feet, when he came out he was also holding up a certificate and he was yelling yes I have the world's smallest feet.
The third midget went in for the world's smallest dick, when he walked out he looked really unhappy and he wasn't holding anything, the other two midgets asked him what happened and he said 'fucking Banditrod was in there wasn't he'