The three midgets

[JackTar]

Three midgets entered themselves into the guiness book of records for three different things.

The first midget went in for the world's smallest hands, when he came out he was holding up a certificate and he was very happy, he yelled to the other two yes I win I have the world's smallest hands.

The second midget went in for the world's smallest feet, when he came out he was also holding up a certificate and he was yelling yes I have the world's smallest feet.

The third midget went in for the world's smallest dick, when he walked out he looked really unhappy and he wasn't holding anything, the other two midgets asked him what happened and he said 'fucking Banditrod was in there wasn't he'

[BANDITROD]

yeah i was about to go for the worlds longest midget toss ....lol you fucker blowie

[opindown]

lmfao

[CBRRRT]

the other two midgets asked him what happened and he said 'fucking Banditrod was in there wasn't he' nominating JackTar!

[BANDITROD]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[latheboy]

Bahahahahaahhahaha

[Jockney Rebel]

lol

[yoda]

haha i didnt see that coming!

[Mishdog20]

Hahaha what a pisser jacktar. R ya still tryin to get midgets rod for ya bash? I bet i can launch that lil dude right out of your backyard mate.

[BANDITROD]

hahahaha yeah mate why you got some for me [?]

[Mishdog20]

Mate i'll keep the eyes open. No luck so far. Have ya got your ignition all sorted out yet mate, or waitin on parts.

[BANDITROD]

yep you seen me sort it out remember ....nah i am not to fussed cos its workin