Poetry Comp

[Harry]

the poetry comp had come to 2 finalists,a uni graduate & an old aboriginal,they had to use the word timbuktu:the uni guy steeped up to the microphone and said,slowly across the sand,trekked a lonely caravan..men on camels two by two...destination..TIMBUKTU!..the crowd appladed>>>>>the old black stood up to the mic rubbed his stubble for a moment and said: me and tim a hunt'in went..met three whore's in a pop up tent..they were three,and we was two so i bucked one and TIMBUKTU :)[8D]:)

[KATO ZX7]

hahahaha nice work...

[Fight_fan]

LoL! Well done...

[Docktor]

wots the difference between prose and poetry ?

A young lass went to sea in a punt
over the side she jumped
the water came to her knees

If the water was any deeper it would be poetry

[opindown]

lmfao

[davio]

pissin meself ,, good one doc

[CBRRRT]

The Australian streetfighters came over the hill like a battalion of Bengal Lancers, [}:)]

nine out of ten, were real top men, [8D]

the rest were fuckin Chancers. [:o)]

Is that a poem Dock? :D

[Docktor]

Under the spreading chestnut tree
the villiage idiot sat
amusing himself by abusing himself
and catching it in his hat

NOW , thats a poem :)

[Jockney Rebel]

an engineer told me before he died
that he had a wife with a cunt so wide
that she was never satisfied .

so he built a cock of steel
and it was driven by a bloody great wheel
two brass balls filled with cream
and the whole fuckin thing was driven by steam

[Azrael]

Roses are red, violet are blue

No they are not, violets are fucking violet you stupid cunt..even fucken jamie durie knows what fucking violet is the smarmy nonse..



Im not real good at poetry..

[BANDITROD]

rose's are red ,emeralds are green, i love your legs and whats between

that was last years valentines day card hahahaha

[Docktor]

That card is sure to score you a poke at the punani Rod

[MONO]

What do you call an Aboriginal with 1 sheet of tin over his head? 1st home owner. What do you call an Aboriginal with 2 sheets of tin over his head? A real estate agent.

[Bastard]

Humpty dumpty sat on a rock, little bo peep was sucking is cock. As soon as he came she stared to weep, she knew by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep !!