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Lucas
03-01-2009, 01:11 PM
Proof that Kwaks are bad for you, are dirty, make you shake and make you believe in fucked up cults:D

Sydney Morning Herald:

Preston has said that Jett became sick when he was two years old and was diagnosed with Kawasaki disease, an illness that leads to inflammation of the blood vessels in young children.
She blamed household cleaners and fertilisers, and said a detoxification program based on teachings from the Church of Scientology helped improve his health, according to People magazine.
It is unclear whether Jett was taking any medications for his seizures.
The Scientology Celebrity Center in Los Angeles declined to comment.
Both Travolta and Preston are practicing scientologists.

gibbo
03-01-2009, 05:18 PM
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TurboKat
03-01-2009, 05:38 PM
It's a smear campaign, the real symptoms of Kawasaki disease are;
widening of the eyes (often accompanied by excessive watering), strained neck muscles, clenching of the sphincter, dislocated shoulders, constant smiling & a hatred of GSXRs. ;)
Kawasakis are only a health risk if you have a low horsepower tolerance threshold [^]

Cruisecontrol
03-01-2009, 05:46 PM
And a fear of heights...

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/83569172234631.jpg

Large
03-01-2009, 07:39 PM
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KATO ZX7
03-01-2009, 09:55 PM
quote:Originally posted by TurboKat

It's a smear campaign, the real symptoms of Kawasaki disease are;
widening of the eyes (often accompanied by excessive watering), strained neck muscles, clenching of the sphincter, dislocated shoulders, constant smiling & a hatred of GSXRs. ;)
Kawasakis are only a health risk if you have a low horsepower tolerance threshold [^]
Well i think Turbs has just about covered it all.
Except i dont dislike GSXR's... more a dislike for scooters! and the colour pink..

TurboKat
04-01-2009, 04:32 PM
Hey Dan...


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/10447026974092.jpg

Cruisecontrol
04-01-2009, 04:56 PM
Hey TK...

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/104470278372420.JPG

suxukifreak
04-01-2009, 05:07 PM
Kawasaki disease is also bad for speeed cameras .....

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/104470276333147.jpg


Its almost impossible to find anything funny on google about this topic ;)

Booster
04-01-2009, 07:06 PM
Most don't like to speak about there Kawasaki's..........

timbo
04-01-2009, 07:44 PM
Ok I'm in I've owned several Kawasakis and on the road they rock..... Ok racetrack maybe not so good at the moment but in the land of the pom i think they are leading the motoX championship

Gsxar
04-01-2009, 07:50 PM
Haha I like that lots[:p] Best thing about Kwaka's is their riders BITE so well[:p] Turbo u love GSXR'S sooooooooooo much u brought one didnt ya [:0]

336LJ
04-01-2009, 08:20 PM
quote:Originally posted by TurboKat

It's a smear campaign, the real symptoms of Kawasaki disease are;
widening of the eyes (often accompanied by excessive watering), strained neck muscles, clenching of the sphincter, dislocated shoulders, constant smiling & a hatred of GSXRs. ;)
Kawasakis are only a health risk if you have a low horsepower tolerance threshold [^]


If those are the good symptoms, you should see what happens when you get withdrawals.
I had to make this logo and wear it on a diabetic/type medical bracelet
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/104470355216877.jpg

sharky
04-01-2009, 08:32 PM
Suprised no ones mentioned Travolta's son yet.....[xx(]

suxukifreak
04-01-2009, 08:49 PM
^^^ You mean he named his son Jett after his hobbie.....[:0]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/104470360939898.jpg

sharky
04-01-2009, 09:13 PM
Er...no...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/4092350/Travolta-son-to-have-autopsy-amid-autism-allegations.html

ralph
04-01-2009, 10:40 PM
I thought KAWASAKI disease was just a case of bad taste. I didnt know it could kill you

gibbo
05-01-2009, 07:08 AM
quote:Originally posted by sharky

Suprised no ones mentioned Travolta's son yet.....[xx(]

Sharp as a bowling ball Jim;)
Check the first post.

sharky
05-01-2009, 07:19 AM
I blame the jetlag...and the fact I've been working on a krapasaki....[xx(]

Pommy Chopper
05-01-2009, 07:24 PM
quote:Originally posted by sharky

I blame the jetlag...and the fact I've been working on a krapasaki....[xx(]

Did you say you wanted your Yamahahahaha rubbish Shite back......respect the Kwakkas Sharkster......at least til your bike's outa my shed!!!!:D

Large
08-01-2009, 08:15 PM
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Azrael
08-01-2009, 08:31 PM
My last Kawasaki seized..

suxukifreak
08-01-2009, 08:32 PM
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Azrael
08-01-2009, 08:34 PM
One dead in Jett Crash..

suxukifreak
08-01-2009, 08:55 PM
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w195
08-01-2009, 09:24 PM
Bwaahaa! Large and Azrael thats cold!