PLEEEEASE let this be real

[TurboKat]

The Chipmunk challenging Bayliss to a race on Superbikes ???
Tell him he's FUCKIN dreamin ;)
$1000 on Bayliss to desTROY the smartarse little spaghetti muncher.

http://moto-racing.speedtv.com/article/wsbk-bayliss-accepts-rossi-challenge-for-the-duel-in-the-desert

[debaser]

I remember a certain Bayliss guy having a crack at gp?

Didn't he end up back with all the other dnf's etc sulking in the superbikes.

I would like to see that race.

But like this,

Same bikes and tyres, set amount of laps for tuning suspension. No engine or gearing changes.

[TurboKat]

Tall Poppy Syndrome :(
Troy Bayliss has never sulked about anything in his entire SBK & Moto GP career... are you sure you're not confusing him with Colon Edwards or Max Biaggi?

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by TurboKat


$1000 on Bayliss to desTROY the smartarse little spaghetti muncher.


Big call.

If Yamaha give Vale a decent bike then it is a no-contest...

[Gsxar]

Now that would be wicked [:p]

[TurboKat]

Come on Daniel-san, you know you can't use 'Yamaha' & 'Decent' in the same sentence... unless you're Sharky the poor misguided fool ;)

[WATEVR]

i agree with debaser they need to have identical machinery, specs etc or there will always be excuses. would be great non the less.

[Fight_fan]

I would fuckin love to see that! I think Vale would take him, but what a sick race it could be! Superbikes would definatly be more interesting than Gp if they set that up!

[Weaselman]

rossi no contest

[_M_]

Rossi on a new big bang R1 vs Troy on a derestricted 1198, bring it on. Though i doubt that troy will be doing it as from what he has said in interviews previous to the end of the season suggests that he'll be back in Australia and starting up a new life here, by the suggested time, and would be less willing to go back with limited bike fitness, training, etc.

[Fish]

Are we talking about the same bloke who was given a one off ducati gp ride for the last race of the season after desTROYing the feild in wsbk and flogged the fuck out of every one? I don't think you can write off either of those blokes. The spaggetti muncher is quite quick too. If we were talking about that little spanish cunt who takes out his own team mates though then for sure i'd go with Baylisstic.

[Iceman]

I don't dare speculate on the outcome, but I would be very interested in watching it. If it happens that is.

[gibbo]

quote:Originally posted by Bitchfish

Are we talking about the same bloke who was given a one off ducati gp ride for the last race of the season after desTROYing the feild in wsbk and flogged the fuck out of every one? I don't think you can write off either of those blokes. The spaggetti muncher is quite quick too. If we were talking about that little spanish cunt who takes out his own team mates though then for sure i'd go with Baylisstic.

Yeah, that's the bloke, hadn't ridden moto gp for a year or twwo and jumps on the bike the regular riders couldn't get a podium and smashes everyone[8D]

[TurboKat]

You know, the possibilities are endless for this sort of retired (& a few who should have been put out to pasture years ago) racer challenge, some smart promoter should include it with some WSBK or GP rounds, I know it would draw a crowd. Some examples off the top of my head;
Slight vs Crafar
McGee vs Beattie
Schwantz vs Kocinski
Criville vs Gibernau
Goddard vs Gobert
Chili vs Cadalora
Russell vs Roberts jr.
Lawson vs Chandler
Hodgson vs Foggy
Checa vs Barros
Our Lord & Saviour (Mick) vs Gardner (or anyone else who wants to get their arse kicked all over the racetrack really ;))
The possibilities are endless
Pity Baz isn't around anymore coz I'd give my lefty to see him vs King Kenny, same goes for Rainey vs Schwantz.

[geesexar]

^^^baz v kenny...you must be as old as i am darren...but GP and SBK are worlds apart(give me SBK any time) to be a real contest it would have to be same tyres and same bikes..i would love to see bayliss wipe the monkeys arse with his sweaty leathers but it would be tough

[Tone]

Rossi would be crucified if he won or not.
Is he the Mundine of bike racing?
I wanna see Vermuelen win on the Suzi but while Rossi is racing
things'll be tough for others.No doubting the mans talent and results.

[TurboKat]

I'm only a young buck ;) but I'd still like to see some of the past greats having a go nowdays... even Ago vs Duke vs Hailwood vs Read vs Spencer, etc. They were all well before my time but they're some of the true legends of the sport.
I reckon they'd love to have a run too (provided they're still alive of course)

[Z Power]

it would be an awesome race to see, if it did happen i could see a sick day at work needed the next day

[debaser]

Doohan vs Rossi

[davio]

oh man a 1 off race in the off season , two of the greatest with no championship points, just the chance to get a stamp as the best rider of their era ? mmm anyone else remember shwantz V lawson last race of the year winner gets the crown? i dunno about u but my fridge will be full and telly front and centre for that

[davio]

ohh im a wkend warrior 100 posts and im so much better lookin now thanks asf

[2ndclasscitizen]

Apparently Baylisstic has said he'd want a million quid to do it.


quote:Originally posted by TurboKat
Schwantz vs Kocinski


Nah, make it Mladin v Kocinski on Gixxers.

[devo]

Yep 2nd class I just read that here is the link to what he (Bayliss) wants to do it.
http://au.sports.yahoo.com/motorsport/news/article/-/5229842/bayliss-wants-2-million-race-rossi

[Hagarr]

One things for sure if Rossi was beaten he would be the first to shake his opponents hand with a huge beaming smile and probably say "Fuck Yeah lets do that again"

[ozkat]

On the same bike i reckon Bayliss would win, just. Well i want him to win, maybe im biased. Put them both on a less than perfect bike and Bayliss would romp it in. No contest. Schwantz is the best rider ive ever seen on a bad bike. Doohan the best rider ever. Rainey comes a close second. Rossi 3rd. I cant remember seeing Agostini. I know it cant happen but id love to see a race between Doohan, Sheene, Rainey, Bayliss, Rossi, Spencer, Agostini, Beatie, Kosinski, Itoh, Hailwood, McGee, Schwantz, Stoner, Gardener, maybe add Criville, Barros and Biaggi to round out the field ( i know im missing someone ) All these riders at their peak. At Phillip Island. 1 race on Moto GP bikes all hondas, 1 race on 500cc GP bikes all suzukis, 1 race on superbikes all ducatis, 1 race on stock 1000s with race glass yamahas. 5 laps practice on each bike to set them up, then race.

[Weaselman]

"Yamaha have got a strong bike so it would be no problem at all for him to get up to speed. Valentino Rossi is Valentino Rossi.

Cant beat that endorcement

[Cruisecontrol]

Valentino is the best ever. He won world championships with a great team and a great bike. He then took an average team with an average bike and won a world championship.
Mick is a great rider but he didn't accomplish anything near what Vale has.

Because he is the current champion he is looked upon as great, but 20 years down the track people will finally say he WAS the best.

[Weaselman]

And people forget the 125's and the 250's he monstered on his way to the GP

[Large]

His gayness will preclude him from the crown of king.

[Watto]

maybe but he was the last world champ on the 500's as well

[ozkat]

Oh yeah the one i forgot was Lawson.

[Jockney Rebel]

id like to see em in a one off race on the island [IOM]Mc Guiness V anyone ......both on works supported proddy machines without all the coddleing of the moto gp stuff

[devo]

quote:id like to see em in a one off race on the island [IOM]Mc Guiness V anyone ......both on works supported proddy machines without all the coddleing of the moto gp stuff
Hmmmmm yeah I reckon that could be interesting Jim.:D

[TurboKat]

Rossi owes his 500 championship & all his Moto GP titles to Jeremy Burgess - without J.B. Rossi is NOTHING...
NOTHING I tell you ;)

[Azrael]

You can say a lot of bad things about rossi, but ya gotta admit, he has an insatiable appetite for winning..and men.. well cock more specifically..

[Iceman]

They just mentioned this on the news. Troy wants $2.1 million to do it.

[devo]

quote:You can say a lot of bad things about rossi, but ya gotta admit, he has an insatiable appetite for winning..and men.. well cock more specifically..
And you know this for a fact ?[:0], I often wondered whether Rossi was on the other side of the fence but reading People Magazine I have seen him with a few Bimbettes. Maybe he is Bi. Hmmmm who knows anyway who cares the guys a legend , so is Troy they have nothing to proove to the world. Anyhow it would have to be best out of 3 me thinks :D

[TurboKat]

Rossi LOVES the cock.











Actually, I don't know or care if he's an arse bandit or not but he's not an Aussie so that's why he deserves to be slandered mercilessly ;)

[Azrael]

quote:Originally posted by TurboKat

Rossi LOVES the cock.
Actually, I don't know or care if he's an arse bandit or not but he's not an Aussie so that's why he deserves to be slandered mercilessly ;)



Fucken AMEN..

[debaser]

http://pix.crash.net/motorsport/view/278499.jpg

[debaser]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/44673136543921.jpg

[debaser]

http://www.derapate.it/wp-galleryo/bemyvalentine/valentine2.jpg

[Large]

Uccio hides those well when he's working

[latheboy]

quote:Originally posted by TurboKat

Rossi LOVES the cock.











Actually, I don't know or care if he's an arse bandit or not but he's not an Aussie so that's why he deserves to be slandered mercilessly ;)


Post a pic of your new lid TK!!!!!

[TurboKat]

OK Ivan, but I don't understand what my new helmet has to do with this topic ;)
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/62677042414774.jpg

[latheboy]

haha ..

[NakedTurboBusa]

MMMM gheyness