microsoft goes scottish

[Jockney Rebel]

Micro$aft

'Windaes Twa Thoosan' ®

('Glesga Edishun')

[Jockney Rebel]

Hoaw, by the way! Micro$oft wants to help YOU in Glesga. Dinnae be forced tae use confusing Englified software apps. Due to be released before the Fair Fortnight, the 'Glesga' Ediion of Windows 2000, entitled Windies Twa Thoosan' ® will hit the Barras.

The cullurin in book lets ye dae yer ain pictchurs. Sums lets ye add things up an' gies ye the rite anser, an' the tipe riter lets ye tipe letturs tae yer pals ( 'n' it even cheks yer spelin, bye the way! ).
The computer no longer makes you click an American "OK" but a proper 'Glesga "Aye.. aw right"

Tips for 'Glaswegian' users: If you make a typing error, use the backspace to replace the "wrang yin" Note: Tippex® is hard to clean off the screen!

Get yer ane copy the day (before the bizzies come) Available the noo at the Barras

Only two weeks dole money.