Why do Harley riders

[BillyWhizz888]

wear those black masks...
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:D
[8D]
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So you cant see their dissapointed faces [^]

[zx12argh]

have loud exhausts?



so you can't hear the rattles...

[Azrael]

Wear leather vests with Harley Davidson embosed on them?

Because simply writing i love cock on their forehead takes longer..

[Azrael]

Admit to being Matt Minghey..

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/56979254763238.jpg


Matt who?

[Jockney Rebel]

buy bikes that break and cost em a fortune when theres other less expensive cruisers around thatll do the job just as well...

[336LJ]

.. get the fuck in my way , ride at varying speeds e.g under the speed limit - (then over it when they realise I'm up their fucking ass on the brakes) wander all over the fucking road making overtaking one of the most life or death decisions of the day, refuse to indicate or shoulder check when overtaking AS I OVERTAKE THEM and pulling out infront of me ANYWAY.
Then go home.. and I presume,,, beat the fuck out of their asian wife???

been running into these fuck heads for the last few weeks, had 100 of the assholes blocking both lanes of traffic down the gateway at 70ks cause they couldnt tip the fuckers over at 100k's around the corners. I have never seen a bigger bunch of wobbly fuckers on shiny bikes in my whole life. hilarious, if it wasn't for the fact I actually was afraid I'd go over the top of some cunt in the mrs'zez car.

end rant...

[HOS]

Buy a Harley when you could by three proper bikes for the same money ?

[CBRRRT]

Act like a bunch of CUNTS
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Coz they are a bunch of CUNTS

[CBRRRT]

quote:Originally posted by Azrael

Wear leather vests with Harley Davidson embosed on them?

Because simply writing i love cock on their forehead takes longer..


Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^

[Chris41]

Sincerely believe that their 320KG 55HP POS will beat your 200kg 150+HP
Rice burner/crotch rocket (Ya know we was shootin' em not long ago)

[ozzy1100]

^^^^^^^^^ x2
lol

walk into maccas with patches all over embossed vest advertising charity work work with sick kids and smoke in the eating area that's full of kids ?

oh hang on, they're cunts

[Cruisecontrol]

...not wave when you ride past them?

They might drop their tools



...put tassles on their handlebars?

So they can tell if they are moving or not



...mistake their bike for their dogs?

Because they both ride in the back of the ute


...sit on their bikes with the sidestand down?

They are afraid to lean so far over

[Shadowzone]

Talking to a bloke today about bikes and he says - "I own a Harley."

My reply - "That's nothing to be bragging about mate!"

He stopped talking to me and walked off.

I don't get why?

[Weaselman]

harleys are cheaper than penis extentions...

mind you even with a 2 foot dick most people who ride them couldnt get laid

[camlark]

"Harley Davidson" a merchandising company that sells motorbikes on the side!

[ratnut]

^^^^^^^^ I 2nd that

[Gix11]

...think they know what riding a bike feels like?

To this day I have never met a Harley Rider that has ridden a Jap bike - or been into bikes longer than 2 years - or didn't buy the bike for the "instant biker" facade. Every one of them has an excuse about something when you go for a ride with them as well. Take away the noise and what do you have left? Sad ennit?

I was in Broadbeach the other day and there was two middle aged Italian looking geezers at the Gellati place wearing full Hardley logo'd shite. The they both took about 15 minutes after starting the bikes to get on the them (even though they only had to put piss pot helmets on) and then, when they eventually did go, they went full tilt up to the roundabout by the Casino (100m) and then came back round it for another run by the shop to the next roundabout (200m) and then onto the esplanade at full noise (another 100m) for a block back past AGAIN (and probably then home for a wank). Get a fuckin' life!

[336LJ]

.. sometimes appear to be gayer than moped riders?

I never thunk it possible!

But I honestly hate goldwing riders more. whole fucking swarms of the assholes who can't ride for shit its fucked up.
Who the fuck buys a bike for all the "extra features and storage" fucks sake.

[suxukifreak]

....have there own bracket at the drags?

So its a fair race [:0]

[HOS]

quote:Originally posted by 336LJ

.. sometimes appear to be gayer than moped riders?

I never thunk it possible!

But I honestly hate goldwing riders more. whole fucking swarms of the assholes who can't ride for shit its fucked up.
Who the fuck buys a bike for all the "extra features and storage" fucks sake.






Its called a "Wing Convention" allegedly :D

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[sharky]

quote:Why do Harley riders

Why, oh why indeed.....

[Lucas]

Harley Davidson, the new Chai Latte!!!

[zx12argh]

I do know at least one decent Harley Rider - started off on Zeds been riding for donkeys - would stop and help ANY biker stuck on the side of the road (and being a mechanic probably get you going again) ex racer but because him and his missus do 1400km a day on two wheels they went for a mobile arm chair - Harley Davidson. Thats its niche - its only when wankers try and make them something they aren't is when the rage builds. like everything there's good and bad riders - harleys have just more then most cause they are so accesible to the weekend rider.

[CBRRRT]

What pisses me off about the fuckers, is not every one has Harley money and the poor cunt that thinks he is buying in to the easy rider thing on a budget, and buys a Virago, Shadow or VN etc.. gets snubbed by the twats because its not built by a septic tank.

But in fact he has a more reliable bike than those wankers. :(

I just hope the jap built guy is as smug when they pass the HOG man broken down on the side of the road. MAN!!!!!! [^]

CUNTS I ATE EM!!

[Chris41]

quote:I just hope the jap built guy is as smug when they pass the HOG man broken down on the side of the road. MAN!!!!!!
A Mate of mine was on Victoria Rd Sydney passed an old shovel with it's chain flogging around like buggery tried to signal the guy to let him know he was about to have a bad day all he got was the finger.
So he kept going fueled up went home passed the shovel on the side of the road, shit everywhere, kept riding past and smiling.

[CBRRRT]

Top man

Why do they drag their feet at anything under 60k's ? Saw one (insert bad words here) doing it today whilst splitting lanes change direction and almost drop it.


And why do I feel the urge to yell at HD riders "GET A REAL BIKE!" ?

[Weaselman]

Why do they need to spend so much money on a 2 wheeled excuse to not go around corners when they could by a pimpin sports car and still not be able to go around corners

[HueyonaBlade]

The 1% Badge on the so called hard core farkers is that there brain capacity?