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alfiestorm
26-08-2006, 03:26 AM
I have just stuffed it to a 2005 Ducati 999R and his mate on another Ducati and I was on my 16 year old Suzuki GSXR1100L so that is a BIG up yours to Ducati.

So they are not as quick and good as they are made out to be or the riders were total wankers :D
BOHEMION
26-08-2006, 09:49 AM
Gotta know how to use them - 2 types of Duck riders

1. Get the bike for the name and the flashy Ducati Branded leathers and helmet and not bother to know how it all works and then when they put there duck in to get work down they annoy the fuk outta the mechanics working on it by calling and calling and calling. Thinks by hammering the throttle at the lights is how a Vtwin works

2. The appreciative V twin lover - Knows how to ride it and work on it - drinks Beers instead of their boy friends cum - Can have an off with oout crying. Thottle Contol is correct for a Twin - rides it like a twin and not a 4cyl
JackTar
26-08-2006, 03:42 PM
WHAT? Other people don't drink cum? Oh well no me either tastes horrible (well so I have been told)
28-08-2006, 10:23 AM
quote:Originally posted by alfiestorm


So they are not as quick and good as they are made out to be AND the riders were total wankers :D


Been saying that for years mate;), every chance I get.:D
houle john
28-08-2006, 11:10 AM
the fact of the matter is....that suzi was and still is a major contender . as soon as you spank one
of those wannabe guppies ....a warm feeling comes over ya and ....well...you go home and shag the
woman ....propper
papa smurf
28-08-2006, 06:55 PM
OOOOHH YEEEEEAAAAH, nothin feels better than SMOKIN some pup on a duke or a triumph for that matter on my 28 year old GS 1100 dinosaur.[8D]
It really makes my day:D:D:D
BillyWhizz888
29-08-2006, 10:44 PM
Hmmmm
I wonder if you will take on the new 200BHP when it arrives?
never under estimate a bike, maybe the rider is slow or cant be farked
but good on ya anyways [8D]
houle john
30-08-2006, 12:30 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/495859133136943.jpg

200bhp???.........that's why god gave us turbos.
30-08-2006, 01:15 PM
quote:Originally posted by BillyWhizz888

Hmmmm
I wonder if you will take on the new 200BHP when it arrives?
never under estimate a bike, maybe the rider is slow or cant be farked
but good on ya anyways [8D]


is that 200 BHP? or 200 BPH? (Breakdowns Per Hour)

I think Ducati has been releasing the latter for quite some years now :D