ASF T-shirt slogan competition

[Gix11]

Yea yea, I know it was September last year but that left it a bit late in the year, so I thought we would shift it forward.

So here it is again ladies. We need a new slogan for the new print run coming up soon. Last years winner was Gibbo with "SATAN IS MY BITCH" and after the Fools Run we only have 2 x small, 3 x 2XL and 1 x 3XL left in that print. Once they are gone that's the end of those (so treasure yours - it's a collectors piece!)

So what's it to be? Put your suggestions in posts below and, as last year, I will pick 10 that I think are the best and we'll set up a voting chart. The voting will last for 2 weeks and then we will have our winner. Like last time, the member who created the winning slogan gets themselves a FREE shirt with that print on it.

I know not everyone visits here everyday and some of the Vic guys are still on their way back from the Run so I will leave this post for a little while, so get thinking and get posting!

[NakedTurboBusa]

'The engineers cert is in your ass'

sorry Claire:

'my other toy has tits'

'will slow down 4 whores'

'if shes naked.... cane it!! ( you can use he if you want)

'strip it.... ride it'

[chopaweeza]

Capable of Verticle Takeoff

Yes, I own it-No, you can't share my meds

Two Speeds-Fast as Fuck and Faster

Osama is my Bitch

I like my bikes like my women-Fast & Naked

Stock is Boring.

Streetfighters-Take a perfectly good bike and make it better

[Large]

I've shown you mine, Now show me yours.

Don't like my bike? Dial 1800 EAT SHIT

EBAY POWERBUYER!!

Ride it hard and put it away naked

Take a picture...It'll last longer

Now With 50% Less Plastic!!

[qickdraw]

For starters -
"Single Player Game"
"That's right buddy - it IS hardcore!!"
"Ditch? What ditch?" (ha ha)
"Streetfighters. Offending little old ladies since 1985."
"Go on. You know you want it."
"Don't like my bike? Good - 'cos I fucking HATE yours!"
(From PB) - "You don't want a bike. You want a nice little car, you do."
"You'll have to speak up Officer..."

"Too Stupid To Die"
"Old Bike, Old Bloke, Hardest Charger" for mine at least :D
"StreetFighters!, Even God gets outa the way"
"Yer only as old as the flick of yer wrist"
"StreetFighters, Hard Core, Hard Ridin, so move yer ass"
"Get outa my way"

[hooligan]

"No foreplay required"
"If you can read this I'm not going fast enough"
"survival of the fastest"
From fb magazine "We don't just live and breathe motorcycles.We kill & eat them too."

[latheboy]

i ride this like i ride your mum

well officer im speeding because ..
A. my wifes having a baby
B. the voices told me to
C. i gotta go pay your mum for last night

yes hippies , my bike does kill dolphines .... BAHAHAHA

sik as car bro ... sounds like a sewing machine

[EXBEN]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/18064014722711.jpg
"Bloody Hooligan"
"Nobody dies @ 200 plus "
" Motorcycle Outcast "
"Streetfighters, The black sheep of the family "
" It's only illegal if I get caught "
" Streetfighters, Motorcycling's Troubled child "
" Built right, Second time round "
" BORED OF SILENCE!!!"
" Louder, Faster, Better........Fighter!"

[clairebear]

yes, thanks NTB...
'ass' is for donkeys BTW, its spelt ARSE

i have no imagination, so will rely on other clever types to come up with summat.
i do like
strip it...ride it and the 'perfectly good bike' one from the chop

[qickdraw]

Another one I just remembered from somewhere -
"It went earth, sky, earth, sky, earth, sky, BANG!"
or -
"No it's not a f*ckn sportsbike & I'm not you're f*ckn Daddy!"
"It seemed like a good idea at the time, Officer."
"....Streetfighters - it's like masturbating with a razorblade...."
"....Streetfighters - dropping panties since 1985.."
"AND [u]STAY</u> OUT OF MY F*CKN WAY!!"
"No, I don't like yours either."
"It's a streetfighter. Now fuck off."
"No, you can't have a ride"
"What the hell is an electrical banana?"
"It's a Streetfighter - of course it's loud!"

It's a slow work day, in case you hadn't all guessed....

quote:Originally posted by qickdraw


"It's a streetfighter. Now fuck off."

thats gold Stu,i also like Ben's "built right,second time around"
i'll save my obnoxious best for last

[ozkat]

100% Streetfighter

[Iceman]

'When in doubt, hang it out!'

[Gix11]

That one stood out for me as well Davo, Stu's cookin'...... Fuck, there's heaps this year it's gonna be a tough one. Nice work so far ladies.

Ice, sorry mate, I had to change your quote to what it really said on the form.....

let me know when ya ready to do the next prints Si,Mrs Davo wants to send some girly shirts down to get done as well,if thats possible.

cheers;)

[Gix11]

I'm doing girly shirts as well mate, the biggest problem is the smaller sizes won't accept the plate that does the back print. Check the back print on your shirt and measure it up on a girly shirt to see what i mean. I didn't really want to have to do three more back plates as they are so bloody expensive.... but then again....... we'll see what happens.

Go Hard......or get a harley.

yeah im hearin ya,but she only wants the front plate and maybe the arm plate if possible,anyhow no stress if cant be done.She enquired about it at the local embroidery out the front of her shop and they want $55 to set up the logo computer program,which was ok but a bit steep for only 2 shirts.Anyhow,i'll send 1 down to ya so ya know wot style makes the girly's all wet.[:0]

[sluglie]

(ripped from god knows wher but not mine origionally)

i'm terrible with names, do you mind if i just call you 'c*nt'

[NakedTurboBusa]

'helmets are for bank robbers and streetfighters'

[Large]

Hey...watch this!

Digging trenches since 1985

Turning Tyres Into Smoke And Noise!

Your Wife/Daughter/Mum Just Winked at Me!

You Ladies Will Have To Take A number And Wait.

If You See Me Running... I'm out of Booze Or Fuel

My Bike Only Has One Seat...But You Can Sit On My Face

[u]FUNCTION</u>
FORM

what about Robbies comments to the local girls early sunday morning

"We have beer and stickers"

[Razorback]

Plastic is not Fantastic Stock Bikes are for Fags Naked and Proud of It! My other ride is your wife Nothing left to remove I spent more than your woman spent on her boob job

[Iceman]

'I went on the ASF fools run and alls I got was this lousy T-shirt'

'everything is better when your naked'

'yes it goes fast, no I can't ride it!'

'fuck off!'

'That's a nice sports bike, do you have the skirt to match?'

[damo1]

Of couse it looks good i built it faggot

my wife left because of this bike now im happy

if your dog pisses on my tyre ill piss on you

no you only court me officer because i stopped for fuel

of course its a honda the other makes were invented to keep dickheads off them

06 fools run best lookn thing was a staffy

[sluglie]

yes i ride a motorbike and no its not a f*cking harley

do i look like a f*cking people person?

you have me confused with someone who gives a toss

if your girlfriend was as hot as my bike I'D be f*cking her

if your car can keep up with my bike i must have thrown a rod

streetfighters... public enemy number one

[hooligan]

I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying.

[NakedTurboBusa]

'modified by the bastard son of a crackwhore!'

Hey Duc boy, my granny could outride you........And she's been dead ten years.
Starters Gun / Drag Lights / Sirens, what's the difference?
StreetFighters - Any excuse will do!

[damo1]

Traffic lights the governments made the choice to start illegal drag racing

if i didnt have to sleep id ride for ever

no i didnt drop it its called a knee slider you fuckwit

i where black because it suits my fuck society attitude

if i could ride your missus like i ride me bike she'd be hurting

quote:Originally posted by damo1



if i could ride your missus like i ride me bike she'd be hurting


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Definitely gotta be a contender
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[clairebear]

who put that one in?
damo, is that because you'd wrap her round a tree?
:-)

[damo1]

hahahahaha no clair!

[damo1]

bike,leathers,gloves,helmet automaticly hated by society

society hates two wheels thats why i ride

even though your grandmother has no teeth id rather go riding (ohhhhhh cant say that)

shes naked and fast and loves a ride just like your sister last nite

for fuck sake somebody stop me

[clairebear]

did you grow up where you live now?
i grew up there. used to wag school and sneak thru the caravan park to the beach every day

[damo1]

No i grew up in harbord and went to freshie high

Did you go to narrabeen high?

[clairebear]

yer, what a shit hole! hence all the wagging.
anyway, nuff of that on this post!
see ya

[Razorback]

LOL Claire... "wrap around a tree" thats a giggle thanks :D

I also thought last night that a nice simple. "Less is more" would be good too. But if yu want to make it more ASF then maybe "Less is more you Homo" or something like that :)

[suxukifreak]

I KILLED KENNY!! :D

[sluglie]

quote:Originally posted by suxukifreak

I KILLED KENNY!! :D


:D:D:D:D love it

[ozkat]

quote:Originally posted by suxukifreak

I KILLED KENNY!! :D
Kenny who?

[Iceman]

You've never seen South Park Oz?

[Gix11]

Oz doesn't get out much. He likes that gardening show with that old bloke in it though. He's from Tasmania as well.

[Rich]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/2860060654137.jpg
What's wrong with Tasmanian's..... We're all well behaved and easy to get along with.

Cheers Rich

[ozkat]

Nothing wrong with Burks Backyard, bloody channel 9 has alot to answer for removing that show. Iceman, im more of a classic cartoon bloke like, Roadrunner, Batfink and Motor Mouse. As for not getting out much i recently went to the movies, saw the original Star Wars when it was originaly released :D I bet you cant tell me the year ;)

[ozkat]

Myself and brother Rich used to sit up in our PJs and watch the Banana Splits :D

[Rich]

Danger Island on the tele, toasted cheese sandwiches and warm milo those were the days.....

Cheers Rich

[suxukifreak]

Ahh, those were the days just before pubity [8D]http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/28600606628080.jpg

[Large]

I used to love Motor Mouse and Auto Cat but it was on in the afternoon in civilisation

[ozkat]

THATS THEM!!!!!

[Gix11]

1977. Now stop reminiscing and give me some t-shirt ideas ladies.

[ozkat]

1 banana
2 banana
3 banana
4
ba..na..na
na..na..na..na :D

[ozkat]

oops sorry got a bit carried away...... could look god on a tshirt tho.

[Iceman]

Funnily enough, Ozkat I could have told you the year Star Wars came out, it was the year I was born.

Back to the topic at hand,

'Built in Japan,
Stripped in Oz,
Canned everywhere!'

[arbee]

they were cool weren`t they

[Rich]

And who didn't want one of those six wheeler go anywhere machines ??

Cheers Rich

[ozkat]

quote:Originally posted by Iceman

Funnily enough, Ozkat I could have told you the year Star Wars came out, it was the year I was born.


in your dreams.

[damo1]

i call my streetfighter spanner
because every time i look at it it tightens my nuts

riding a streetfighter is like heroin
one shot and your hooked

if osama rode a streetfighter
he wouldnt be an arse hole

if i wanted your advice on the look of my bike
i would have asked so get fucked

[sluglie]

when i want your opinion on my riding i will tell you what it is

[nos_james]

hey how do i get my hands on some of those tshirts and stubby holders u know need them at work. just cause beer and electricity is a good mix.

[damo1]

I cant have been going that fast officer
theres know way you would have court me if i was

nice skyline faggot my bikes a third of the price
and three times as fast

doof doofs where there hats backwards so they can get there
boy friends cocks deeper down there throats

[suxukifreak]

I SHOT J.R.!! ;) :D

[Slobodan McSlurry III]

Smell ya later!

[dRRew]

ozkat.. is there something we should know about you? a certain closet you need to come out of?
far out there are some good suggestions... i think theres more then enuf here i wont worry bout any of my own.

[Tone]

Uh oh Chango...the banana splits,Motor Mouse & Auto Cat...jeez that was a long time ago!

T shirt:
ATTITUDE,me?
Fuck you!

[chopaweeza]

Not meaning to go all Lancelot Link on you but

"I can therefore I did"
"Built by a genius-Ridden like a madman"
"My bike is an extension of my Ego"
"You either understand it or don't dumbarse"
"I'm seeking immortality one corner at a time"

quote:Originally posted by clairebear

who put that one in?
damo, is that because you'd wrap her round a tree?
:-)


Only the tree in his pants!!!!!!!! eh Damo.:D

Or am I the only one so gifted?[^]

quote:Originally posted by Rich

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/2860060654137.jpg
What's wrong with Tasmanian's..... We're all well behaved and easy to get along with.

Cheers Rich


Isn't that the state which keeps giving us tree-hugging, whine for a loser/ethnic/refo/pervert, fag Politicians? :(

Geez, I so want to visit Tassie [V]

quote:Originally posted by Iceman

Funnily enough, Ozkat I could have told you the year Star Wars came out, it was the year I was born.

Back to the topic at hand,

'Built in Japan,
Stripped in Oz,
Canned everywhere!'




Fuggin kiddy!!!

And what are you canning you're bike for, you think it's Tuna or something? Although it does sound like someone after a can of Heinz Beanz :D;)

[Foxy]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/49986702323666.jpg

"Real men ride naked"

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying it"

"Think my bikes ugly? Your face can be easily modified"

One for me and Davo [8D]

"You've got to slay a lot of dragons to get to the princess"

[Iceman]

quote:Originally posted by chalk10

And what are you canning you're bike for, you think it's Tuna or something? Although it does sound like someone after a can of Heinz Beanz


I meant 'caned' as in spanked, beaten, flogged, you'd know all about spankings wouldn't ya Chalky?

[Foxy]

"I like my bike the way I like my women.....
rough ride, naked, and screaming"

[arbee]

choppa`s " built by a genius, ridden like a madman"
thats a good`n

[Gix11]

What about if we changed the like to by?:

"Built by a genius, ridden by a madman"

I like that. They're good this year!

[TurboKat]

I'm gunna recycle the slogan I put up for the last comp 'coz I still reckon it's cool.

I'm not racist - I'll race anyone.

[Foxy]

Here's one for you Gix

"this is really good shit - what was I on about again"

[TurboKat]

LOL, :):D HAHAHAHAHA, ETC.

yep,theres some quality entries this year.I'd be proud to wear any of the top ten.Shit the place has come alive after the fools run.[:0]

[KRASH]

<center>I'M LEADING A HIGH SPEED
GRUNTER CHASE....
If I pass you... Try to keep up! </center>

[suxukifreak]

Hows this for a grunter race? :Dhttp://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/499867328132257.gif

[KRASH]

That was QUICK Suxukifreak[8D]

[suxukifreak]

Mate, ive been waitin months to use that one :D

[KRASH]

<center>"A STREETFIGHTER"
now you don't have to ask that stupid f'ken question...!</center>

[KRASH]

Heres one from DI for the ladys shirts!
WANTED!
<div align="left">S- <s>sensitive</s>Streetfightered
N- <s>New</s>Nasty
A- <s>Age</s>Aggressive
G- <s>Guy</s>Gixxer</div id="left">

THATS PISS FUNNY:D

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/49986727642414.jpg

[chopaweeza]

quote:Originally posted by Gix11

What about if we changed the like to by?:

"Built by a genius, ridden by a madman"

I like that. They're good this year!


I'm good with that

[suxukifreak]

"HARDWARE NOT TUPPERWARE" :D......... now my brain hurts! [V]

[God]

Hello Everybody!

This is God.

Following Turbo's recycle lead, how about

"burn 'em, burn 'em all, that'll fuck 'em"

or

"it's not my fault you SUCK"

[God]

God Again,

Forgot to add

"I'm gonna beat you like a red headed step child"

[Foxy]

"Most of my bike's problems are caused by the nut that connects the
handlebars to the saddle."

"My Bike don't leak oil, it's marking it's territory"

"If you can't get it going with cable ties and electrician's tape -
it's serious."

my other bike's a Honda Love

chicken chasers go home

ride it like you part-ex'ed for summat a bit faster

Bikers do not sleep...they wait

[suxukifreak]

WELCOME loopy, is that your real last name? ;) [:o)]

[Gix11]

Yes it is. He's also pissed as a fart. It's my brother back in England being a tool. Funny how everyone wants 'in' on the new T-shirt slogan!

quote:Originally posted by loopster

my other bike's a Honda Love

chicken chasers go home

ride it like you part-ex'ed for summat a bit faster

Bikers do not sleep...they wait



You're other bikes a what? yer gay ain't ya pommie [V][xx(]

It's CHOOK chasers you illiterate pommie blow-in :(

And waddafuck? you parted with you're bike for your ex? yep! yer gay. [V]

Give me two dozen cones, a dozen beers and I'll sleep on a porcupine mate. [^]

'E just don't have yer way wiv da woirds do 'e Gix :D







PS does this get me the Obnoxious award yet?

[Captaintoc]

How bout

"If I wanted to talk to an arsehole, I would have farted"
or
"I only binned it cause its fighter time"
or
"Warning owner will hump anything that moves, (Stationary objects may be pushed)"
or
"I'm only speachless cause I'm working out another way to say fuck off"

Have Fun
Andrew

[Gix11]

Chalky, his english is excellent, in fact too good. Check his surname in his profile and you will see the real problem with him. Stodge. What does that last one mean? Wait for what?

I'll let you borrow my award if it helps you sleep at night Chalky,otherwise you'll just have to try harder for next year.[8D]

[unsane]

Haha some good and cool sayings in this thread. I cant think of anything to top them, but was messing with some airbrush stencils in photoshop and thought this could make a good tshirt. Not really a slogan though.

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/76746767462374.jpg

[totaldamage]

The bike is so fast the plastics fell off