ASF T-shirt slogan competition

[Large]

If I Cared What You Thought... I Wouldn't Be Checking Out Your Wife's Tits

Satan Packs My Bongs

Jesus Fixed My Brakes

Jesus' Door Gunner

Back Off!!! I Know Davo!!!

If Looks Were Everything You'd Be Nothing

Ass Gas Or Grass... No Free Rides (From The HD Boys)

[damo1]

ride it like its stolen flat out

[hooligan]

"antisocial"
"Not crashed. streetfightered."
"Temporary Citizen"
"Traffic light dragracer"
"Tarmac Terrorist"

[fimpBIKES]

Let The Badness Megin [xx(]

[dinorider]

how about "IF YOU CAN READ THIS SHIRT I LOST MY PILLION"

[dinorider]

"MY SHIT BIKE HAS A FAIRING"
"HI CUNTSTABLE"
"FIGHTER PILOT"

[Zed14]

"nothing beats a consumer like individuality"

[Gix11]

That reminds me...
"I haven't had a cunt all night drinkstable...."

from "I bought a vampire motorcycle" - what a great film.

[crazymofo]

seen it in some ones sig..


"dont ask to ride my bike, and i wont ask to shag your missus"

cheers.joe.

[loosebruce]

No it's NOT a RATBIKE.
Better than new.
Street fighter all edge.
Master sez "Faster grasshopper"
It usedtabe a Suzuki
Modified is beautified
or from HST
"straight down the centre line with your nuts on fire (and a silent scream in your throat).

[Boxer]

refering to fully faired bikes...

- "They're dead... wrapped in plastic"

- Only sandwiches should be wrapped in plastic

- Once you pull off the wrapper, the goodness is on the inside

[God]

Hey Boxer,

"Only sandwiches should be wrapped in plastic".

Classic!

[chopaweeza]

A personal Favourite

"I'm a Lesbian trapped in a Big Fat Bikers Body"

[Gix11]

Ok. The response has been massive - cheers. I'm going to wrap it up soon so if there's any stragglers, get them in now as I will then lock this topic so no more can be added as that happened last year and some of the later ones were corkers. Counting down guys, get them in.......

[Frankie]

"The response has been massive". Sure, that's what the boys are good at.......[8D]

[damo1]

I saw this somewhere

keep it real
keep it on one wheel

stripped naked just the way i like her

ASF 200kph club member (i think every body that went to the fools run has joined this one)

recycle cash in the plastic

i have to wear black it gives me an attitude

i wear black it suits my attitude

cops ride bmw's its there excuse for riding slow

id ride fast because i can

its a bike thing you wouldnt understand

[clairebear]

ok, when does the voting begin?

[Razorback]

I really like "only sandwiches should be wrapped in plastic" that ROX!

[Gix11]

I said I'd leave it 2 weeks and then pick 10 to vote for. It's only been 8 days so far so I'll let the Easter weekend efforts come in and then I'll pick 10 and start the voting.

[special-k]

Wicked. Another shirt run!

I wouldn't mind another one for the collection, some classics in the last five pages!! lol Now about that postage to the UK....

[damo1]

streetfighters its a cult thing

fightered for looks
ridden for the love

built with blood,sweat and tears
ridden with blood, sweat and no tears

speed camera tester

[ozkat]

Evil
Wicked
Mean
and Nasty

[fimpBIKES]

"ASF, its french for Katana" :D

[Iceman]

'The road is mine!'

[Iceman]

'Backstreet heroes since 1985'

'You can keep ya West Coast Choppers,
I ride a streetfighter!'

[Iceman]

'It's not a bike thing,
it's more of an atitude dissorder!'

[loosebruce]

Said in an Elephant Man voice.
"I am an animal, not a human being".
or
Adrenaline makes me happy.

[damo1]

fUQ U 2

you've
just just been passed
by a streetfighter pilot

sorry to affend
but i dont care

its loud so old
people can enjoy it to

if you dont like it piss off

ahhhh the smell of burning rubber

im not out of control
its a wheelstand

my wife left and took
everything
god i miss my bike

[Tone]

Head,Shed,Road.

[Tony Nitrous]

Its NOT a race, OK ?
Ready..Steady...GO!!

There is a very fine line between
"hobby" and "mental illness".

and then it went..
Earth,
Sky,
Earth,
Sky,
AMBULANCE!

Jesus paid for our sins
Lets make sure he gets value for money

When the flag Drop's,
The Bullshit stops!

STREETFIGHTERS
Its bikes like this that'll spoil
motorcycling for everyone.

For the rich there's Therapy,
for the rest of us....
STREETFIGHTERS

50,000,000 Yen to design in Japan,
meets a $10 hack-saw in Australia.

The world is full of boring bikes...
They dont need anymore!

Who says Motorcycles aren't
Disposable Items ?

See You on the Road, Bronze!

Runs on pure Adrenaline

[Iceman]

It's people like us that give motorcyclists a bad name!

[boogieman76]

I love the smell of nitrous in the morning

[damo1]

its all about your attitude

my attittude is i dont care

society is to blame for my antisocial behaviour

i know im good looking
but you should see my bike

i ride with these guys
because they make me look good (dont take this seriously boys)

its all about spending time
away from my missus

if you think its ugly
go look in the mirror

its not about how good you are at it
its how good you look doing it
and i look good doing it want a ride
and then ill take you out on the bike

[damo1]

if i cared what my mum thought i wouldnt have a bike

built tough just like the owner

streetfighter built by jenny craig
stripped of exsess fat

[BOHEMION]

"This bike Runs on pure FUCK YOU"

[sluglie]

quote:Originally posted by BOHEMION

"This bike Runs on pure FUCK YOU"


gotta be a contender

[special-k]

quote:Originally posted by BOHEMION

"This bike Runs on pure FUCK YOU"



Oh yes. That is pure 100% genious!!! [8D]

[fimpBIKES]

here here!!

[Gix11]

Ok. That's your lot folks. Lock down time. I'll pick ten (you bastards - this is going to suck) and we'll have a vote. Keep an eye out.