New bike and scooter stats.

[JackTar]

Hey anyone see the news tonight about how motorcycle and scooter sales are going through the roof. And captain obvious made an appearance too as he normaly does on the news to tell us that an increase in bike sales has led to an increase in bike accidents - fucking genious or what?

They will not mind you keep the increase in bike sales in mind when they use the accident statistics to try an and rob us of one of the reasons we have bikes in the first place and that my friends is lane filtering (not to be confused with lane splitting where squids ride between moving cars).

[fimpBIKES]

will lead to a fucking rise in insurance rates

all these yuppies can go get fucked if you ask me,
one little scare and they will be back in their SUVs

seriously, how many of those scooter driving wankers would knock back the option of having a company car and say
"no thanks, i would rather ride to work and save the environment"

oh, and i am also predicting a rise in fake-sickies on rainy days...

[JackTar]

Do you know why a scooter is like a fat chick fimp? Cause they are both fun to ride but you don't want your mates to catch you.