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Lucas
14-07-2008, 09:53 AM
I spent most of the day yeaterday lounging about the house trying to shake the night before, avoiding all the emptys in the shed and the red wine stains in the kitchen..

Decided for a bit of a scoot, had to go into work to pick some stuff up and decided to detour past fyshwick to pickup some porn;), all up it was about a 2hr trip. Anyways, I just chucked my boots, lid and jacket on and was off but due to lounging about the house I was riding commando. On my way home I decided to take a back road with a small section of twisties and nice sweeping curves. At about 120 I hit a rough section, launched my arse of the seat and came down on the tank (commando remember) with my nuts square under me[xx(], fuck it was uncomfortable....It was all I could do not to curl up and roll off the bike.

I don't think I'll ride commando anymore, nice tight boxers to keep me warm and in place from now on[:p]

Fight_fan
14-07-2008, 10:08 AM
LMFAO! Thats classic Lucas! I kno that pain all too well! Im just glad im not the only 1 thats dun that hey!

timbo
14-07-2008, 10:57 AM
Been there done that so i feel your pain bro it's not good at all.

Cruisecontrol
14-07-2008, 11:00 AM
I know how you feel.

This is my best nut-busting effort. And I am still fertile...;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/mintbread1/mainpic.jpg

Lucas
14-07-2008, 11:13 AM
I've seen nut-dents before but FUCK!!!!![:0]

Fight_fan
14-07-2008, 11:22 AM
The after affects! Lol!

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/18728658820808.jpg
[:0]

fimpBIKES
14-07-2008, 12:24 PM
the TL tank that came with the bike had some nice nut-marks in it


i spent about 3-4minutes on saturday in the fetal position after using my nuts as brakes on the rear tyre of my pushie (doing a drop on a DH course)
[:O]

Lucas
14-07-2008, 12:39 PM
quote:Originally posted by fimpBIKES

the TL tank that came with the bike had some nice nut-marks in it


i spent about 3-4minutes on saturday in the fetal position after using my nuts as brakes on the rear tyre of my pushie (doing a drop on a DH course)
[:O]


I reckon I'd cry after that.

I split my scrot a little bit after a stumble on a pushy when I was about 17.

moog
14-07-2008, 01:14 PM
had a mate years ago, who had a car pull out on him,(on a moto-martin GSX11) he caught his nuts on the screen as he flew over the handlebars, they had to cut one of his balls off !!

fimpBIKES
14-07-2008, 04:40 PM
i'd cut off a ball to own one of those too!!! LOL

debaser
16-07-2008, 10:09 PM
Mine has mashed nut dents but not done with my nuts. It makes me feel dirty sometimes. Most of the time I quite like it. I wished the dents fit my balls a bit better. http://web.mac.com/karatepants/iWeb/Karate%20Pants/Blog/8AD163CF-E782-4740-8057-CC0B0F4896FA_files/balls.jpg