good advice

[uncle pervy]

if you could go back in time and give a younger you one piece of riding advice, what would it be?

[suxukifreak]

Dont buy a Ha*ley!!! :(

[suxukifreak]

Dont buy a Ha*ley!!! :(

[suxukifreak]

Dont buy a Ha*ley!!! :(

[suxukifreak]

Dont buy a Ha*ley!!! :(

[Rumbo]

Wear clothes.

[Tony Nitrous]

My advice to myself would be.....

"There are basicaly 3 types of Motorcycle.
1....Suzuki Air-Cooled 4 cylinder over 1000cc,
2....Suzuki Oil-Cooled 4 cylinder over 1000cc,
3....Suzuki Water-Cooled 4 cylinder over 1000cc.
You may find others but they are all too slow and fragile
for and idiot like you to abuse and neglect"

That would have been a great bit of advice a few years back.

[Matt]

Join up on one of these forums earlier, meet lots of other bikers and learn from them.

[zx12argh]

Don't go through the pickering street round about on February 16th 2006 :(

[zx12argh]

Everything else has been fucking awesome tho - wouldn't change a thing. :D

Learn on a Motard

[Iceman]

Don't turbo a GS500

[336LJ]

quote:Originally posted by Matt

Join up on one of these forums earlier, meet lots of other bikers and learn from them.


I second that. got alot of helpful advice on here, and I'm still learning.

As far as I'd advise....

Just cause you havnt fallen off within the first month of buying your first bike doesnt mean you are invincible.

Dont ride tired, its actually possible to nod off on a bike (as I found out friday night at 1am after being awake nearly 24hrs and having to do an 8hr shift as crook as a dog)

Pretend everyone who drives a car has had their eyes surgically removed and a knife implanted directly into their brain from the top down.

Dont park a zx9 on the grass, no matter how stable it feels.

Buy a helmet that fits

Dont forget the disc lock!

Before learning to stunt your new bike, Search any stunt on youtube with "crashes" added to the search description, so you are more inclined to insure your bike and wear decent gear before attempting to send the thing ass over end down the street.

[Azrael]

All car drivers are out to kill you..

All policemen are out to book you..

All women are out to change you..

Sweeping generalisations rock..

Yellow snow is a naturally occuring phenomenon and is perfectly safe to eat..

Dont take the brown acid..

Yes, wheelies do rock..

Your sister will come down with an unexpected and rather permenant case of death june 30 2000, dont let it happen..

Invent google..

British police or "bobbies" do not like being called tithead..

Meh,this list could go on for way too long..

[uncle pervy]

If it looks like your going to T-Bone a car, try and aim for the bonnet or boot. That way you dont crush your chest as you fail to sail over the roof.
Also if a vehicles wheels are turning, no matter how slowly, that vehicle's moving. Thats why i hate Spinner hubcaps

[NZSF1]

Wear your bike gear ALL the time with armour because as azrael said all car driver ARE out to kill you!

[Lucas]

Don't ride with emotion, riding angry will get you killed.

[BANDITROD]

quote:Originally posted by Iceman

Don't turbo a GS500


or pack it full of awsomeness hahahahaha but seriosly why the fuck not

[Iceman]

Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fucking around. I want a bike I can just get on and ride!

quote:Originally posted by Azrael

All car drivers are out to kill you..

All policemen are out to book you..

All women are out to change you..

Sweeping generalisations rock..

Yellow snow is a naturally occuring phenomenon and is perfectly safe to eat..

Dont take the brown acid..

Yes, wheelies do rock..

Your sister will come down with an unexpected and rather permenant case of death june 30 2000, dont let it happen..

Invent google..

British police or "bobbies" do not like being called tithead..

Meh,this list could go on for way too long..


You got a lot of shit going on there mate. I have a nice couch for you to lay down on...now lets start at the start..:D

[chopiesel]

dont shag that crazy chick from queanbeyan

[Azrael]

"You got a lot of shit going on there mate. I have a nice couch for you to lay down on...now lets start at the start.."

Things I may or may not have done lately

Decided to revive the long lost art of pooing in letterboxes to smite ones foes
Procured a milk crate and funnel to get the angle just right
Alerted the Olympic committee of my availability for the Beijing games
Called Alannah MacTiernan, (92136400) called her a twat
Learned to speak Farsi
Performed barbaric acts to the foreskin of an immigrant
Licked my elbow
Pretended I have a speech impediment to get free stuff
Started a cult, the order of the existentialist meaninglessness
Bought a dromedary on Ebay
Used the phrase, “the day I give up masturbating is the day they prize my cock from my cold dead fingers” in polite conversation
Swapped my neighbours kid for beer

I am not mad..

[Fish]

Don't ever buy a kwaka... they fall over, ALOT!

[Lucas]

:D
quote:Originally posted by chopiesel

dont shag that crazy chick from queanbeyan



:D:D:DDon't shag any chick from <s>struggletown</s> queanbeyan:D

[StuNVA]

T intersection are called T insections because they are shaped like a T, you can only go through them one way........watch the barb wire fence too.

Dont ride your new bike pissed, they corner poorly.

Always put your feet down when pulling up, no matter how pissed you are this is imperative.

[2ndclasscitizen]

Don't be lazy, keep parking your bike in the courtyard :(

[Funkenfresh]

dont open the throtle more when youve already crashed into the fence

[renegade]

Complacency (and/or women) will be the death of you.

[Large]

Don't become a headline in the Gold Coast Bulletin

[uncle pervy]

riding in nothing more than a pair of rugby shorts make you look naked