Something wrong?

[ozkat]

Is there something going on with the ASF site? I cant post pics and its taking ages to upload pages.

[kevkatana]

I've been having the same problem but thought it was at my end.

[zx12argh]

I just put the moto link up nad had no probs guys. Try again?

[sharky]

Mine is a bit slower than usual.

[xb9r]

Same here slow as

[Large]

I noticed that on the weekend but I thought I was having flasbacks so I didn't say anything

[Iceman]

Been slow my end too

[Benz]

Yeah, very slow to load the initial page, thought I had a bug, but I checked twice, all clear, and still the same slow loading

[alfiestorm]

it is slow to load up here too from the uk, where as before it was click done

[suxukifreak]

Has Si payed the bills? ;)

[HOS]

Its v.slow opening pages here too.

[latheboy]

I think it might me the whole net .. everything is slow at my end

[BANDITROD]

yeah its been slow here aswell but i just thought that was cos one of the rats running in the wheel to power our towns internet died

[xb9r]

She's all good now must have replaced the rat with a ferret

[Gix11]

You know what? I reckon it's because there are 131,000+ non-archived posts on the forum database now. I guess it's time to archive some. I've been hestitant because a lot of people aren't familiar with the fact that if you archive the topic it will not show in a forum search unless you click the little box that says to search archived topics as well. I will archive topics older than two years old and we'll see how it goes. ....and yes, I was wondering why it was so slow as well.

[Weaselman]

Start swinging the stick i say!

[Gix11]

Ok, I have archived over 20,000 posts so let me know if it's any better.

[Weaselman]

was that why the forum wasnt responding?

[Weaselman]

was that why the forum wasnt responding?

[Weaselman]

was that why the forum wasnt responding?

[Weaselman]

was that why the forum wasnt responding?

[Weaselman]

was that why the forum wasnt responding?

[Weaselman]

was that why the forum wasnt responding?

[ozkat]

No better for me mate.

[oldskool]

No better for me neather and im on cable:(

[sharky]

Back to full speed for me

[ozkat]

Good for me now.

[Large]

The scroll wheel on my mouse has some Tim Tam jammed in it so it wont roll properly.

[Gix11]

quote:Originally posted by Large

The scroll wheel on my mouse has some Tim Tam jammed in it so it wont roll properly.


Just eat the rest of the packet and hit the mouse with a hammer. (Your usual method).

[TurboKat]

quote:Originally posted by Large

The scroll wheel on my mouse has some Tim Tam jammed in it so it wont roll properly.

Just a thought big fella, if you're going to be a Dragracer on your ZX12R, you might wanna look at replacing the Tim Tams with rice crackers, Power to WEIGHT & all that ;)

[zx12argh]

^^^
nah mate - make some risoles - I call them aitkens beef biscuits. I lost 10 kgs eating bacon for breakfast - salad at lunch and steak for dinner :D I had to give up booze tho. That was hard.

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

was that why the forum wasnt responding?


No Weasel that is because god hates you.

[Large]

quote:Originally posted by zx12argh

^^^
nah mate - make some risoles - I call them aitkens beef biscuits. I lost 10 kgs eating bacon for breakfast - salad at lunch and steak for dinner :D I had to give up booze tho. That was hard.


You had me right up untill the give up booze shit:D

[JackTar]

Ya wanna lose weight large just stay in bed mate, I got hit by a car in 94 and spent a month in bed, was using no energy so I was never hungry so I ate fuck all and lost 20 kilos in a month mind you it was muscle attrition so probably not the best kind of weight loss but weight loss none the less. What will we call you if you lose weight anyway Small? Beardy? The biker formerly known as Large? or will you just have a symbol ala Prince?

[zx12argh]

quote:Originally posted by Large


quote:Originally posted by zx12argh

^^^
nah mate - make some risoles - I call them aitkens beef biscuits. I lost 10 kgs eating bacon for breakfast - salad at lunch and steak for dinner :D I had to give up booze tho. That was hard.


You had me right up untill the give up booze shit:D


Well its either that or switch to diet coke and vodka or no carbo beer and have everyone think you are ghey.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I gave up coffee as well - that was the hard part.

But if you pick up smoking at the same time it all balances out :D

[latheboy]

I find that throwing up after every meal helps alot too .. And only eating a carrot per day ..