Fifty Shades Generator ... Poetry in the making

[latheboy]

"My shame portal was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The mixture of butt nugget and magician's wax in my soft tight anus created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. With my meaty hangers now much like the Japanese flag, he thought it was time to start sliding my black hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a toilet twinkie, I wondered? The unrelenting orgasms from his battering ram pounding my municipal cockwash made me come so hard, I began sweating like Gary glitter at PC World. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his all-beef thermometer plunged deeper into my marmite motorway."

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

[Gix11]

Shear poetry.

Is it hot in here?

[ozzy1100]

bwahaha

[TillerRider]

After having my south mouth thrusted, he then proceeded to pound my mud flap. He blasted a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my love bubbles just so he could chow down on it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The pounding of my mud flap was so vigorous, he soon found his wrecking balls joining his cunt plunger deep in my tradesman's entrance. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my depravity cavity got me flowing shrimp sap faster than snot off a whip. If I don't dial the rotary phone to get my beige slime haemorrhaging from my chlamydia canal, his cumtree is going to leave my spam castanets resembling a werewolf with it's throat cut.

[TillerRider]

Omg I have tears that page is hilarious

[latheboy]

I read some of them to my wife, best light reading for sexy time haha...