Chuck Norris fans.

[Gix11]

Go onto google. Enter ‘find chuck norris’ and hit the ‘I’m feeling lucky’ button.

[Tony Nitrous]

:D

[BANDITROD]

what a fucking crack up:D

[Iceman]

Looks like some nerd has a sense of humour

[Weaselman]

hehehe simple yet funny... means im simple

[latheboy]

*Chuck Norris can unscamble a egg*
*Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits*
*Chuck Norris cloggs the toilet when he pisses*
*Chuck Norris cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys*
*If Chuck Norris is late then time better slow the heck down*
*Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing*
*When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris*
*Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now known as The Islands*
*The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist*
*If at first you don't succeed then your obviously not Chuck Norris*
*Chuck Norris lost his virginty before his dad did*
*Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...horses are hung like Chuck Norris*
*Chuck Norris can Eat a Rubix Cube and poop it out solved*

[latheboy]

*When Chuck Norris does push ups, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down.
*They wanted to put Chuck Norris' face on Mount Rushmore, but they couldn't find granite strong enough for his beard.
*Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter, he roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes right out.
*Chuck Norris once shot down a WWII German fighter. He simply pointed his finger at it and said "Bang."
*Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
*The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
*Chuck Norris is currently sueing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
*Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
*Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
*Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
*Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on satellite TV.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris can count backwards from infinity.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV and the game beat itself out of fear.

[Bear]

PMSL :D

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[suxukifreak]

Chunky Chuck.....

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[JackTar]

Chuck Norris died ten years ago but the grim reaper is too scared to tell him.

[Gix11]

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[BANDITROD]

lmfao

[Tempest]

This is hilarious. :D:D

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8

[Fight_fan]

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[NoZ]

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[JackTar]

Giraffes didn't exist until Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

[NoZ]

:D