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Never ever ever stop riding
Just don't do it...never ever
Large
12-01-2008, 07:07 AM
What about when you get low on fuel?
quote:Originally posted by Large
What about when you get low on fuel?
Can someone explain what to do when you get low on fuel......hahahaha
rod185651
12-01-2008, 07:18 AM
Pit Stop?
alfiestorm
12-01-2008, 07:21 AM
Yeah but how do you make the pit stop?
rod185651
12-01-2008, 07:30 AM
Well I saw a fine example of a running pit stop using a fuel tanker in the movie Mad Max
Pommy Chopper
12-01-2008, 07:51 AM
What about when your mum tells you your tea is on the table???
Then you have to go to nighty nights????? You have to stop riding then!!!!
suxukifreak
12-01-2008, 08:04 AM
and when are you suppose to have sex!!!
jakam04
12-01-2008, 10:43 AM
quote:Originally posted by suxukifreak
and when are you suppose to have sex!!!
Sex on the bike.... :D
WATEVR
12-01-2008, 03:54 PM
on the bike, it might get dirty....
chopaweeza
12-01-2008, 05:12 PM
Never walk in on your "Mate" that was kicked out by his wife banging someone on your pool table. Especially when the person is being fucked up the arse . Especially, Especially when that person weighs 180Kgs . Especially , Especially , Especially when that person is Aboriginal . And Especially Especially Especially Especially Especially when that person is also a guy.............. Things like that never leave you . Ever. I burnt the pool cues , put the balls through the dishwasher 4 times and sold the table...... A year later I told his wife and she got arrested later that day for the savage beating she gave him.
Errrrrrr........ Now I shared that I have to go wash my hands because they feel dirty from typing that.
TurboKat
12-01-2008, 05:21 PM
AAAARRRRGGHHHH !!!!!! :(
Damn you Chop, I've gotta go & wash my eyes out from reading that now.
*shudder*
Large
12-01-2008, 05:34 PM
The pink musta been snookered so he went the brown...
Rocket
12-01-2008, 06:01 PM
That's fucked up Chopa.
I mean....damn !
chopaweeza
12-01-2008, 06:17 PM
The cue ball was missing and I never had the nerve to ask were it err umm "went" . I told his wife that if she ever wanted to know why I kicked him out she had to ask me otherwise I wouldn't tell here. A year later she was pissed off at him , I called for her friends number and she asked me. She beat the little weasel to a pulp.
suxukifreak
12-01-2008, 06:18 PM
So you had a poofter arse fucking a fat black fella on your pool table [8] [V] :( :( [xx(] [B)]
Large
12-01-2008, 06:38 PM
Shoulda told him the house rules before he started...
No shooting black from the D
With all the complications that come with sexual relations......I'm gunna keep riding into the sunset
EFE 1230
12-01-2008, 09:25 PM
He sunk the pink in the cooner pocket???[:0][:0][:0]
You know what they say if the pinks red shoot for the brown!!! even if there is no pink to turn red????? What the fuck im out of here i aint ever comming to a bbq at your joint
I guess someone better say this......NEVER ENGAGE IN INTERCOURSE WITH ANOTHER MALE
wackyrider
13-01-2008, 12:26 AM
That's just fucked up.........
chopaweeza
13-01-2008, 05:37 PM
Yeh it is. He is super short , maybe 55 kilos wringing wet and goes by the name Alfie . Hang on a sec. We have an Alfie here don't we????? I used a carpet shampoo'er on the pool felt twice because it had a smell of mouldy turds to it. I sold it on ebay to a nasty bitch from Plumpton . The reality is that if it happened again & I could avoid vomiting this time I would have video'd it and made a mint selling it to one of the freaky sex sites on the web. His wife Sue(now split), is a drop dead gorgeous blond and that is the freakiest thing about it. I mean really , cheating on a hot blond woman with that that that Umm thing ...... thats the bit could never figure out and the reason why I didn't just up & tell her as she wouldn't have believed me.
rod185651
14-01-2008, 08:49 PM
Maybe your mate was drinking that Funky cold medena.
EFE 1230
14-01-2008, 09:45 PM
"Things you shouldn't do"..... mention this thread to workmate's/friends because EVERYBODY then has to tell you a disgusting story!!! workmate: at a party pissed as,wakes up needs a piss but walks into a bedroom by mistake to find 3 BLOKES engaging in a "spit roast",bloke at front end was middle blokes cousin!!!!
friend: staying over his girlfriend's place after big family party was awoken by a blow job, ask's g/f "did you swallow" only to have his g/f's 50 year old aunt reply yes!!!!
Maybe just maybe ALCOHOL has a lot to answer for!!! Otherwise there are more siko's out there than I care to think about!!!
fimpBIKES
16-01-2008, 11:56 AM
quote:Originally posted by WATEVR
on the bike, it might get dirty....
is there any other kind???? [:X]
Ummm this is a really, really, really......... REALLY WRONG topic. I'm off to scoop that bit of brain out of my ear with a spoon. Next, NOS on a pocket bike.:D
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