PDA

View Full Version : He has seen the light, the heathen has been redeemed.



sharky
11-02-2013, 07:22 PM
It is with joy in my heart to report that Dylan has,at last, realized the error of his ways and just like Saul on the road to Damascus, has had a revalation and stepped up to being a Yamaha owner..in fact so committed was he that he has purchased not just one...not two but 3, yes 3 YAMAHA V-Maxi...

OLD SKOOL BANDIT
11-02-2013, 08:30 PM
If sir, you speak of cardinal Oldskool who is know to worship daily at the alter of the great god SUZUKI, then I say sir that you are a hieratic and should be tried as a witch. That said, if it's not him.....carry on.

sharky
11-02-2013, 08:50 PM
I'm sorry to say that it is the one and only........Oldskool has succumb to temptation of the mighty V4........

A white fluffy Suzuki angel just died.........and has been reincarnated as a rider of the Apocalypse

OLD SKOOL BANDIT
11-02-2013, 10:55 PM
I will light a candle and say a prayer for both your souls. You were beyond saving but I had hopes for young Moss. Damn you to Hades v-max devil !!!

wackyrider
11-02-2013, 11:09 PM
So where are the piccies of these V-Maxi.

I will not believeit till I seeit

DCRacing
12-02-2013, 10:07 AM
yeah it is all lies.........it is just cause they are jealous and have to make up stories......

Need to see some pictures

Tony Nitrous
12-02-2013, 10:29 AM
Nothing wrong with the V-Max,
They are ideal for some folk.

Not everyone wants to go fast or around corners.

oldskool
12-02-2013, 11:02 AM
It is with joy in my heart to report that Dylan has,at last, realized the error of his ways and just like Saul on the road to Damascus, has had a revalation and stepped up to being a Yamaha owner..in fact so committed was he that he has purchased not just one...not two but 3, yes 3 YAMAHA V-Maxi...

May your eyes be struck out and red hot pokers inserted down the eye of your penis sir.

The creation of a motorized piano whose odd sized wheels do not line up from factory and weigh as much as the Titanic unfortunatly have a very large following and retain there value very well and I like Adam was given an apple I couldn't refuse.

I had a quick chat to the Gods of GSXR and have been given a reprieve from eternal damnation as my sinful ways have good intention.
Three Vmax's for $3600 will make two Vmax's with a street value of about $12000 which when joined by the sale of my Triumph speed triple will make a cash pot of $17000 which just happens to be the exact amount need to buy myself an brand new 2013 GSXR 1000 limited edition.

On top of this fiendish plan I will have had the chance to own one of the only Pianos that ever made me slightly moist and I will have alot of left over Vmax body parts to offer up as cash paying sacrifices to the GOD OF GSXR!

I rest my case!

ALL HAIL THE LORD GOD GSXR

hyofighter
12-02-2013, 11:47 AM
sounds like the talk of a yamaha rider ;)

OLD SKOOL BANDIT
12-02-2013, 12:03 PM
May your eyes be struck out and red hot pokers inserted down the eye of your penis sir.

The creation of a motorized piano whose odd sized wheels do not line up from factory and weigh as much as the Titanic unfortunatly have a very large following and retain there value very well and I like Adam was given an apple I couldn't refuse.

I had a quick chat to the Gods of GSXR and have been given a reprieve from eternal damnation as my sinful ways have good intention.
Three Vmax's for $3600 will make two Vmax's with a street value of about $12000 which when joined by the sale of my Triumph speed triple will make a cash pot of $17000 which just happens to be the exact amount need to buy myself an brand new 2013 GSXR 1000 limited edition.

On top of this fiendish plan I will have had the chance to own one of the only Pianos that ever made me slightly moist and I will have alot of left over Vmax body parts to offer up as cash paying sacrifices to the GOD OF GSXR!

I rest my case!

ALL HAIL THE LORD GOD GSXR

The god has been appeased and the demon Yama ha ha been spirited back to hell from whence he came !

oldskool
12-02-2013, 12:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIuJ1BGcuYc

El_Hefty
12-02-2013, 12:53 PM
this is the perfect case of 'method to the madness'

fuck thats a great score though Dylan

DCRacing
13-02-2013, 08:13 AM
will let you off lol, good work!

Fight_fan
13-02-2013, 11:04 AM
there goes the neighbourhood...

oldskool
13-02-2013, 08:52 PM
Faze one is done the Triumph has gone to a new and better home, now comes faze 2 the piano concerto in maxi major.
I can feel the GODS GSXR PLEASING Iv had a stiffy ever since the sale.

K6Thou
13-02-2013, 09:34 PM
Bogan !

oldskool
13-02-2013, 09:56 PM
Tisk Tisk.
My New GSXR will be white!

K6Thou
13-02-2013, 09:58 PM
Tisk Tisk.
My New GSXR will be white!

Next you'll be getting white leathers to wear while you 'pilot' it to the local cafe.....

oldskool
13-02-2013, 10:09 PM
Um no wrong Brother there will be no homo GSXR ownership here Brother.
ONLYhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HIuJ1BGcuYc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYBI7zrbJXQ<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYBI7zrbJXQ" target="_blank">
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=HIuJ1BGcuYc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYBI7zrbJXQ)

RevHead
13-02-2013, 10:14 PM
[QUOTE=oldskool;384950]Um no wrong Brother there will be no homo GSXR ownership here Brother.


ahahhahhaa!

K6Thou
13-02-2013, 10:15 PM
I forgot to add, we need pitchers nigga !!!!

oldskool
13-02-2013, 10:18 PM
Pete you been smoking ya wifes opium?

oldskool
13-02-2013, 10:19 PM
Im too pissed off to bed got to go to Darwin tomorrow for work.

RevHead
13-02-2013, 10:20 PM
Pete you been smoking ya wifes opium?
na bro ,looking forward to the new gixer!

K6Thou
13-02-2013, 10:32 PM
Im too pissed off to bed got to go to Darwin tomorrow for work.Get a flight through Rocky, we'll drink beer.

oldskool
14-02-2013, 07:25 AM
On the red eye back Sunday night Monday morn.

RevHead
14-02-2013, 07:27 AM
get some NT bitter into you .safe travels bloke

oldskool
14-02-2013, 12:49 PM
Thanks mate, got a fishing and mud crab trip planed for Saturday yummy.
That's unless the plane falls out of the sky because my mobile is not getting turned off.
Have these clowns not seen myth busters!