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latheboy
06-12-2012, 02:36 PM
Seeing as the world is meant to end (again) on the 21st of this month, who is getting ready for the end?

Big things happening that day.
Last day of work before xmas.
Longest day of the year.
It's a Friday (don't know what that means but could be something)
Something about planets aligning with stuff and other stuff.

I'm hoping for a zombie apocalypse, I'll be probably be sad to kill you if you become a zombie.
Or Aliens and spaceships and lasers and shit.

In preparing for the end, I've been working out who has been hoarding food stuff
so I can go steal it from them;)

I think I'll have a few beers and welcome our new Alien overloads.

bladehunter
06-12-2012, 02:56 PM
Dr Karl reckons tomorrow, bring on the zombies.

I'm going out syphoning petrol tonight.

BANDITROD
06-12-2012, 03:45 PM
whos coming looting with me

ozzy1100
06-12-2012, 03:57 PM
Looting fuck for a min I thought you said rooting :-)

BANDITROD
06-12-2012, 04:04 PM
lol that too

latheboy
06-12-2012, 04:09 PM
Looting ... Rooting... same thing really ;)

I'm going to have sooooo much fun

latheboy
06-12-2012, 04:11 PM
I reckon we should start a cult, I will be the all supreme leader.

Bring me your women

BANDITROD
06-12-2012, 04:14 PM
fuck off i wanna be leader you bring me your women

EFE 1230
06-12-2012, 04:37 PM
whos coming looting with me


WTF are you gunna loot in Dimbooooola mate?

BANDITROD
06-12-2012, 04:42 PM
ill head for the cities hahahaha and then to holts in colac google it mwahahahahahaha

latheboy
06-12-2012, 05:54 PM
fuck off i wanna be leader you bring me your women

It was my idea boy, you'll do what you're told.

Cause I'm such a nice guy you can have seconds.

latheboy
06-12-2012, 05:56 PM
I've been to Holts, he charged me $80 for a pack of 45/70 gov rounds. I had no choice as I needed them.

ozzy1100
06-12-2012, 06:27 PM
do i need to say more


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPpv9lAtr8M

bladehunter
06-12-2012, 06:35 PM
Please, please, please take my women, fuck knows I'm sick of 'em and the arabs wont take 'em.

BANDITROD
06-12-2012, 06:36 PM
yeah you need to buy in bulk to get good prices ivan

Redmohawk
06-12-2012, 09:13 PM
Seymour motherfuckers , burtram bullets mate of mine makes cases from scratch everything from 17 mach to 20mm

BANDITROD
06-12-2012, 09:15 PM
mmmmmmm i will do words on the weekend with you about this

Redmohawk
06-12-2012, 09:19 PM
thought you might

RevHead
06-12-2012, 09:46 PM
http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/gallery/boob-gifs/boobs-1.gif

m (http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/gallery/boob-gifs/boobs-1.gif)an how do u bring a gif to a page,lol

latheboy
07-12-2012, 07:15 AM
http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/gallery/boob-gifs/boobs-1.gif

Just like so.... Same as a picture.

BANDITROD
07-12-2012, 07:21 AM
if she came at me as a zombie i wouldnt know whether to kill her and then fuck her or just fuck her and hold on for dear life hahaha

Fish
07-12-2012, 11:04 AM
Bwhahahahahahaha!!!!

latheboy
07-12-2012, 12:51 PM
It must be true .... Bahahahaha ..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebtj3gDaE64&feature=youtu.be

336LJ
07-12-2012, 02:48 PM
All I know is I still have enough guns to tick my list of fuckers off that "turned" into zombies within the first hour of the apocalypse being declared.

StuNVA
07-12-2012, 03:31 PM
Interesting to note Gillard looks the same in a complete bullshit speech and a normal speech....

We are throwing a party on the 22nd to celebrate, if the zombies attack, well fuck it, we'll start drinking a day early.

bladehunter
07-12-2012, 04:10 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tj87w3BI1rqe8zgo1_1280.png

Yella
07-12-2012, 05:14 PM
That movie makes me lol

bladehunter
07-12-2012, 08:06 PM
And if you see Bill Murray looking like a zombie, before you kill him make sure he really is one.

Weaselman
09-12-2012, 06:24 PM
Ive got guns... Lots of guns

StuNVA
11-12-2012, 08:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUlBD6DQMFM

ozzy1100
11-12-2012, 08:25 PM
fuck that is so gold..............

stiffsimon
19-12-2012, 12:07 PM
OK just a couple of days to go. If you want to get in some practice


http://hardracing.com/ZOMBIETARGETS.htm

BANDITROD
19-12-2012, 02:45 PM
i have been practicing on defensless animals for years bring it on i have enough ammo and gun powder to keep me going for a while

RevHead
19-12-2012, 06:27 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tj87w3BI1rqe8zgo1_1280.png

just do a bill murray dress up like the fuckers

latheboy
20-12-2012, 07:10 AM
It's tomorrow guys, I reckon we could do anything you want and just blame it on the end of the world .... Get out of jail free card.

latheboy
20-12-2012, 07:13 AM
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/282121_524812247553727_622262140_n.jpg

ozzy1100
20-12-2012, 07:21 AM
Bahahahaha

latheboy
20-12-2012, 07:27 AM
http://i.imm.io/Pt12.jpeg

chyaroh
20-12-2012, 10:04 AM
The rego for the car was due on the 19th - the bird at the RTA looked at me funny when I asked for a two day rego.

BANDITROD
20-12-2012, 10:48 AM
lol as leader where is our meeting point ivan ...arapiles maybe

latheboy
20-12-2012, 11:36 AM
Araps is the go, there is a cave about 50M up one of the cliffs that is big enough for my harem and has a great sniper position.
I've slept there a couple of times, nice views too.
The only way to the cave is by climbing (or a 100M abseil) so it'll be safe as bro. I'll drag you up on a rope Rod :)

BANDITROD
20-12-2012, 12:19 PM
cool sounds good and i know of the cave you are talking about ill load the guns and ammo now lol are you bringing bitches for us

hyofighter
20-12-2012, 12:51 PM
im building me a interceptor replica to survive post end of the world just got to get the dog seat in , if anyone has a bus they wanna get ready so we can go to paradise after would be good , can pick you guys up from the cave if need be

im guessing it will be like this only diference being zombies v humans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW-RmVY2OkA

latheboy
20-12-2012, 02:20 PM
cool sounds good and i know of the cave you are talking about ill load the guns and ammo now lol are you bringing bitches for us

I've already got them tied up in the bang bus.......

BANDITROD
20-12-2012, 02:25 PM
hahahahaha awesome and fuck yeah scotty come on over

RevHead
20-12-2012, 05:02 PM
so whats planned for saturday,lol

hyofighter
20-12-2012, 05:55 PM
axe sharpening

BANDITROD
20-12-2012, 07:41 PM
reloading
so whats planned for saturday,lol

latheboy
20-12-2012, 08:05 PM
Rooting while Rod shoots zombies.....

BANDITROD
20-12-2012, 08:09 PM
hahahahahahaha

Redmohawk
20-12-2012, 09:34 PM
Burtha might come in handy now all I need is to drop into pucka and pick up a m777 for the long shots

BANDITROD
20-12-2012, 09:42 PM
sounds good your in

K6Thou
20-12-2012, 10:20 PM
Rod I'll be there in a day or two....lol

BANDITROD
20-12-2012, 10:32 PM
ok mate lol see you when you get here

hyofighter
21-12-2012, 01:07 AM
seens as its 11 oclock and its a hour till dooms day , rip guys , youll be missed , but since you are a couple of hours ahead of me could i get a heads up from the people that survived what i can expect , what weapons i should keep , and how bad is the heat , much appreciated , rod if your still alive is the cordial still avalible

BANDITROD
21-12-2012, 07:00 AM
i was looking forward to shooting zombies dammit

latheboy
21-12-2012, 07:15 AM
It has begun, I'm sure I saw a zombie this morning at the train station.

Good luck everybody.... haha

BANDITROD
21-12-2012, 07:18 AM
hahahahaha im going to sit out front to wait

BANDITROD
21-12-2012, 07:53 AM
i am asuming by the silence that your all zombies hahahahaha come and get me fuckers

latheboy
21-12-2012, 08:29 AM
It looks like we are the only ones who made it through‎ latheboy (http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/member.php?241-latheboy)
‎BANDITROD (http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/member.php?951-BANDITROD)+
‎EXBEN (http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/member.php?82-EXBEN)
‎Jed (http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/member.php?2094-Jed)
‎ozzy1100 (http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/member.php?946-ozzy1100)
‎scotty (http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/member.php?1261-scotty)

Bring your Women to my cave!!11!1!!!!!!!1!

I'm going to kick start the human race with my seed.

oldskool
21-12-2012, 09:17 AM
Can I be your fluffer?

BANDITROD
21-12-2012, 09:28 AM
hahahahaha
It looks like we are the only ones who made it through‎ latheboy (http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/member.php?241-latheboy)
‎BANDITROD (http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/member.php?951-BANDITROD)+
‎EXBEN (http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/member.php?82-EXBEN)
‎Jed (http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/member.php?2094-Jed)
‎ozzy1100 (http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/member.php?946-ozzy1100)
‎scotty (http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/member.php?1261-scotty)

Bring your Women to my cave!!11!1!!!!!!!1!

I'm going to kick start the human race with my seed.

hutch
21-12-2012, 09:48 AM
im ALIVE

TurboKat
21-12-2012, 10:04 AM
I've just put 35" Mud Terrains (Zombie Squashers) & a fuck off bullbar on my G60 Shorty, the fueltank is full & I've got heaps of chain, axes, steam pipe, Katanas, machetes & plenty of extra tearoffs for the Simpson.
I'm finishing off my flame thrower now, then I'm off to the Pound to pick up a couple of Pitbulls & I'll be right as rain.
Guns & scopes... pffft - get in amongst it you Fags! :D

BANDITROD
21-12-2012, 10:13 AM
i have got machetes and baseball bats aswell tk just for fun hahaha

ozzy1100
21-12-2012, 11:07 AM
fuck the fighting im a lover.........
long term we fucked so im just rooting till the end of my dick is worn off
and if at that time I even still want to live I wonder what inventive ways I will find to kill every last fucker
oh and I might kill some zombie's as well :-)

BANDITROD
21-12-2012, 11:08 AM
hahahahaha

ozzy1100
21-12-2012, 11:12 AM
I think lathe and I should be heads of the breeding progame.....
one person is to narrow a gene pool so I will step in to fill the ranks
all you fags can kill stuff....... root 1st kill later :-)

BANDITROD
21-12-2012, 11:13 AM
im happy to masturbate while shooting so that fine with me haha

ozzy1100
21-12-2012, 11:23 AM
Rod I find masturdation is like drug use and has a diminishing return for your effort imput.
varing external influence and interaction exploreing new levels of depravity is the only answer.......

BANDITROD
21-12-2012, 11:30 AM
hahahahahahaha i dont care im still gunna have a wank my hand doesnt answer back

Jed
21-12-2012, 11:34 AM
Ozz your manipulation of the English vernacular never ceases to impress me:eek:

ozzy1100
21-12-2012, 11:38 AM
not bad for a person that couldnt say the abc till I was 15 and still have probs lol

Jed
21-12-2012, 11:51 AM
English and spelling is over rated anyway.

ozzy1100
21-12-2012, 11:54 AM
To true when the zombies get here it won't mater fuck all Jed
and rod who said you have to talk with them....

BANDITROD
21-12-2012, 11:56 AM
hahahahahahahaha

latheboy
21-12-2012, 12:11 PM
I preparation of the new world I've decided to grow my hair and beard, wear sandals and a gown.

I will be the new messiah and there will be books written about me, you guys might get a mention too. ;)

ozzy1100
21-12-2012, 12:26 PM
I must be born that job lathe get in line, long hair and bread take a long time to grow. Lol

ozzy1100
21-12-2012, 12:28 PM
Beard btw fucking Dyslexia

Nudie
21-12-2012, 12:41 PM
Beard btw fucking Dyslexia

Dont worry about it ozzy, according to the title of this thread it's the end of the word anyway!

Azrael
21-12-2012, 12:47 PM
The new messiah?

ozzy1100
21-12-2012, 12:48 PM
bahahaha now that is funny. I didnt even notice but when you think about it, it is rather apt.

ozzy1100
21-12-2012, 12:49 PM
Tom you always crack me up, one of these days your going to have to give me a bell.

oldskool
21-12-2012, 01:39 PM
Tom you always crack me up, one of these days your going to have to give me a mouthful of bellend..

ozzy1100
21-12-2012, 01:48 PM
Dylan stop living vicariously through other people via projection
as you well might know I am a ballend but Im sorry the taste just isnt my thing :-)

latheboy
23-12-2012, 06:15 AM
So how is the new world working out for everyone?

I gotta say I'm a bit disappointed, who would have thought a few
Crazy people would get their dates wrong :)

BANDITROD
23-12-2012, 07:35 AM
im bored lets go shooting anyway ivan

latheboy
23-12-2012, 11:34 AM
Sounds good rod .. I'm about to head to mt. Buller to ride the downy tho ..
There might be tears if I go shooting in a national park .. I would never do that ..
Later hippies

hyofighter
23-12-2012, 01:54 PM
not all is lost fellas , start heading this way , the ol home town needs some lead spread around
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/northam-man-uses-chainsaw-in-fight-20121223-2bta7.html

Azrael
23-12-2012, 04:15 PM
Thats run of the mill shit in Northam, doesnt everyone carry petrol powered garden tools after sundown?

Fucken dissapointed in the lack of apocalypse though, i guess ill have to direct my rage back to the endless litany of fucken mouth breathers and filthy hippies..