kiwi kdx
19-11-2012, 09:54 AM
ok so surfing through Gumtree and i see "weracking Z1000 MK1"
i email the guy and offer him $300 bucks for engine carbs and electrics, and fuken bar up when he says "sweet done deal"
so over the next 3 weeks this is how it goes.....
me: ok great can you have it out this weekend
cock face: yeah sure ill statr tomorow.
me: ok whats ur adress and number ill be there about 11
cock face: you know it dosent run rite?
me: yeah thats fine.
me: hey mate still need your adress for sunday.
cock face: do you want parts off the engine?
me: no like i said the compleate engine carbs and electrics.
cock face: ok
now its monday, no engine as he did not email me his adress!
me: mate can i come and get the engine this weekend?
cock face: ok how much did u offer me?
me: $300, whats your address?
cock face: how r u going to put into the car its heavy
me: dont stress ill sort all that, whats your address or number so i can call you?
cock face: you know it dosent run rite?
me: yes i know that, please give me your address.
cock face: parts all out.
me: ok great what is your address?
cock face:when do u want to pick up?
me: mate this is getting too hard, WHAT IS YOUR NUMBER?
cock face: i dont have a phone here is my girlfriends number #######
i finally get to call him......
me: ok so whats your address? ill gome get it NEXT sunday.
cock face: oh ill email it to you.....
me: look mate if you dont want to sell it just say so and ill leave you alone!
cock face: nah its cool come sunday ill email you my adress.
me: ok.
3 days later via email
me: mate still no pick up adress!
he replies 2 days later.
cock face: sorry been offline, are we on for sunday?
me: yes but I NEED YOUR ADDRESS!
that saturday...... i call him
me: mate i still need your adress!
cock face: o hsorry ill get online and email it to you now.
me: mate just give it to me now ill write it down!
cock face: na na ill just email it to you, its real long...
me: again mate if you dont want to sell it or dont have it any more just say so and ill go buy the other one!
cock face: na its ok ill email you now.
sunday morning still no address....... phone is now turned off!
normally i would not prusue it this long but it was local and at the rite price...... this guy is some special kind of fuken stupid and i really dont know why he would go through all this if he dossent have it!
i email the guy and offer him $300 bucks for engine carbs and electrics, and fuken bar up when he says "sweet done deal"
so over the next 3 weeks this is how it goes.....
me: ok great can you have it out this weekend
cock face: yeah sure ill statr tomorow.
me: ok whats ur adress and number ill be there about 11
cock face: you know it dosent run rite?
me: yeah thats fine.
me: hey mate still need your adress for sunday.
cock face: do you want parts off the engine?
me: no like i said the compleate engine carbs and electrics.
cock face: ok
now its monday, no engine as he did not email me his adress!
me: mate can i come and get the engine this weekend?
cock face: ok how much did u offer me?
me: $300, whats your address?
cock face: how r u going to put into the car its heavy
me: dont stress ill sort all that, whats your address or number so i can call you?
cock face: you know it dosent run rite?
me: yes i know that, please give me your address.
cock face: parts all out.
me: ok great what is your address?
cock face:when do u want to pick up?
me: mate this is getting too hard, WHAT IS YOUR NUMBER?
cock face: i dont have a phone here is my girlfriends number #######
i finally get to call him......
me: ok so whats your address? ill gome get it NEXT sunday.
cock face: oh ill email it to you.....
me: look mate if you dont want to sell it just say so and ill leave you alone!
cock face: nah its cool come sunday ill email you my adress.
me: ok.
3 days later via email
me: mate still no pick up adress!
he replies 2 days later.
cock face: sorry been offline, are we on for sunday?
me: yes but I NEED YOUR ADDRESS!
that saturday...... i call him
me: mate i still need your adress!
cock face: o hsorry ill get online and email it to you now.
me: mate just give it to me now ill write it down!
cock face: na na ill just email it to you, its real long...
me: again mate if you dont want to sell it or dont have it any more just say so and ill go buy the other one!
cock face: na its ok ill email you now.
sunday morning still no address....... phone is now turned off!
normally i would not prusue it this long but it was local and at the rite price...... this guy is some special kind of fuken stupid and i really dont know why he would go through all this if he dossent have it!