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Gix11
09-11-2012, 10:05 AM
You end up knowing shit about the bike but you just want to get "gnarly".

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3394239327.html

sen
09-11-2012, 10:12 AM
There's been some funny ones lately.

Found this one this morning:

http://kpr.craigslist.org/mcy/3341215523.html

NINJAINOZ
09-11-2012, 07:38 PM
There is some crazy ones on ebay too every now & then
Some of these ads make you go.................
























http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/OMGOOh1.gif

EVLZX
09-11-2012, 10:52 PM
Great find Si

Mishdog20
10-11-2012, 12:02 PM
You end up knowing shit about the bike but you just want to get "gnarly".

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3394239327.html

Apparently its been removed..

sen
11-11-2012, 10:25 PM
Gix's link said:


Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal trapped inside of you?

Only one cure for that: getting a fucking sick motorcycle. A 1971 Honda CB350. This golden lady will get you to work like a full-blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform for barreling down the boulevard with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming, "I AM ALIVE!" on the way to fucking bikram yoga.

Runs like corn through a goose. Engine rebuilt a year ago with ~400 miles on it since then.

I put new tires on the old girl, because you don't deprive a classy lady of classy shoes. I gave her a new chain because she needed some fucking jewelry.

Electric start, kickstart, fucking push start, you name it.

Why am I selling it? Cos being alive rules, and I'm far too gnarly of a dude to have a motorcycle. I see a ramp, I'm gonna hit that motherfucker going 300 mph, backflip over the 405.

$2300 gets you the Golden Lady, two helmets, some fucking saddlebags, a shop manual, a quart of oil (plus all the oil that's up in her right now), a full tank of PREMIUM MOTHERFUCKING GASOLINE (91 octaaaaaannneeee), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and whatever kind of donut you want.