Are you all Poofters/Girls or what?

[TurboKat]

I've spoken to a few ASF Vic members lately about doing a group ride & been met with a whole list of lame arsed excuses -

T.K. - Wanna go for a fang on Sundy?

Stelf - I have to look after the kids... plus I've got sand in my Vagina.

Shano - I've gotta build a Pergola, then douche my Vagina.

80's Freak - I've got 'Womens Problems' with my Vagina.

Nudie Boy - I've just got a new Baby & I have an appointment to get a Brazilian on my Vagina.

Deano - I'm finishing off my Solidworks sex change program so I can finally CNC myself a proper Vagina.

OldSkool Bandit - I am a walking Vagina - plus my bike is in bits.

Latheboy - It's Jen's birthday & it's my time of the month - so I'm bleeding from my Vagina.

Etc.

Youz cunts better sort your Pussy issues out quick fucking smart & get your priorities right or it'll be Winter & youz'll all be moaning about not riding enough last Summer.

Fine, Sunny & 26 deg today, I'm going for a spin.

[oldskool]

Well Im going for a spin on the new 14 on this sunny sunday and Im a kunt.

[hooligan]

maybe they just don't want to ride with you?

[latheboy]

Ha, I rode my pushy today and then busted out the shitfighter and took that for a spin.

You didn't call me so I could say Nah dont wanna ride ....

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

Bike will be reassembled in a few days. Put turbo on hold for this very reason cock snott. I WILL be riding this summer, (unless I have a heavy flow and run out of tampons).

[xa-mont]

so mega vagina TK... i guess this means you're coming to NFR then?

[wackyrider]

Well I'm out riding pretty much every weekend. So I have no idea what you are on about

[Gix11]

Solidworks sex change - that messed me up.

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[stiffsimon]

Well matey boy if you'd bothered your fanny to ask me I might have let you join me on my little jaunt up to Mount Gambia that I just got back from an hour ago. Maybe a little too far for you TK ;)

[unsaner]

Well turbo, if you ever go for a spin out through warrandyte then i'm up for it. Im test riding out through kangaroo grounds pretty often, sorting out naked zx9r. Prefer to ride on weekdays though, no cops and no bike traffic compared to weekends when every sunday pleb is out. So lets go for a fang (unless you have sand in vagina or are on period).

[kev@vcm]

This is a kick ass thread , love the banter

[oldskool]

Go UnTurbo Go!