half the wheels half the rights

[scotty mac]

this isn't as serious as mel's topic but i think we've all been here.


i came out from the local shopping centre and saw this....
so i waited around til this twat came back(45min in the sun)
hoping it was some ditzy blonde or some cocky lad. sitting there
thinking of what abuse i was going to give them. then a lady in
in her 50's-60's walked around the back of the brand new nissan
patrol and gave me a weird look and then asked me if i could move
the bike a lil as she fumbled between the car n bike....i replied,
how the fuck did you get out of the door in the first place? then
bit my toung on the rest.......i just don't have it in me to go
at the elderly...


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[fimpBIKES]

must have been one LIMBER old lady mate!

and they wonder why we park on the footpath!?!?!?! (no dings on the bike?)

[scotty mac]

na no marks the door pushed against the seat. but i still can't figure put how she got out[?][?] thats half the reason i hung around.

[Gix11]

That's one of those Twighlight Zone moments mate. Weird.

[LKC73]

man the white line is 1/2 way under the stupid thing! how much room did she have on the other side?? your lucky your bike wasnt over on its side mate!

[MOOSE69]

Did ya get her phone number?:D

[scotty mac]

quote:Originally posted by LKC73

man the white line is 1/2 way under the stupid thing! how much room did she have on the other side?? your lucky your bike wasnt over on its side mate!
she had 1&1/2 parks on the other side:(.......if it did fall it would of landed on her door[^].since i've lifted the tail(dogbones) it leans alot.it would of been priceless to see it fall on her while she was pushing her way between them.there wouldn't of been alot of presure on her. next time its gunna be parked on the footpath.....

[336LJ]

clearly she opened the -dev -console, and enabled *noclip*, when she came back she may have wanted to follow you to teh base and capture ur flag, I call pensioner h4xx

[edit] SHIT - I didnt see the date this thread was created!

[HOS]

Straight punch would have done would`nt it ? :D

Theres no answer for stupid mate.

You did the right thing, if you lose it over this kinda shit, you end up losing it everyday all the time..?

[scotty mac]

cheers HOS, was realy hoping it was some young miner(alot of miners here got major attitude but thats another can of worms) that i could have a go at but a lil old lady n her daughter came along(daughter wasn't half bad).

[Gitzy]

I think i'd be that infuriated if a came back to my bike and had that parked so close to me, that whoever was driving that Patrol would be up for 2 new tyres.. or a new door.. No excuse for dumb, or no common sense, I'm not an angry person by nature, but fuck me learn how to park..
Old lady or not, wake up. any moron can see, ooh thats a little close.. 2 CENTS...

[KATO ZX7]

I would of been fn mad if i came out of the shops too see if it had happened too me, but, alas, old lady or not she would of copped abuse!!

I just wouldnt use swear words. Old people or not, old enuff too know better i say!! :D

[Azrael]

Problem solver

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[Jup]

I wonder how many 'little old ladies' do shit like this knowing full well that nobody's going to have a crack at them?

[thepj]

just sit on the roof till they come and say sorry i couldnt fit between the car and bike i was up here trying to see if i could work something out.

[scotty mac]

bwhahahaha good 1!



quote:Originally posted by thepj

just sit on the roof till they come and say sorry i couldnt fit between the car and bike i was up here trying to see if i could work something out.