WTF stories in the news

[latheboy]

I flick through the propaganda for a laugh even now and again, sometimes you come across pure gold.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2138259/Neighbours-war-Bloody-chainsaw-battle-sees-mans-arm-severed--anothers-finger-chopped-SAMURAI-sword.html

[Yella]

Gotta love Minno for a good old chainsaw V sword fight

[RevHead]

turns out the poor bastard holding his arm on went to ask his neigbour to turn down his stereo ,and he attacked him with a chain saw ,Cambeltown n.s.w for ya

[Large]

Fuck Cambelltown.

Bloke got murdered at a busstop 500m from my place last night

[xa-mont]

wow... Sydney sucks :P

[RevHead]

wow... Sydney sucks :P
i concure

[Redmohawk]

Large your not supposed to kill that close to home mate , the coppers might find you ! (I'm sure talking about it here will be fine though lol)

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

Anyone read the comments below ? Classic Daily Mail readers "chainsaws should be banned". Good job he wasn't bludgeoned with a box of mangos, we'd have to ban those too.

[hooligan]

another WTF story for you all..

http://www.news.com.au/world/california-man-claims-bmw-motorcycle-gave-him-long-lasting-erection/story-e6frfkyi-1226343190628 (http://www.news.com.au/world/california-man-claims-bmw-motorcycle-gave-him-long-lasting-erection/story-e6frfkyi-1226343190628)

[BANDITROD]

just what were you looking for to find that

[hooligan]

i put "why do old men ride beemers?" into google.

[BANDITROD]

bullshit

[hooligan]

All right, I put "my mate has hurt his back and can't get it up, what bike should he ride?"

[BANDITROD]

hahahaha you win

[Weaselman]

baahahaaahaha

[Large]

Gwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha

[latheboy]

THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE............... RAD, i'm getting the shoty out...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html?ncid=webmail2#s=more229030

[RevHead]

ahaha its begun ,im off to bunnings i need a new chainsaw,

[Weaselman]

I already got a shotgun

[K6Thou]

PCP is a hell of a drug......

[Yella]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/30/new-jersey-man-throws-intestines-at-cops-after-repeatedly-stabbing-himself/

[BANDITROD]

looks like we will need some of these lol
http://www.hornady.com/store/12-Ga-00-Z-MAX/

[Redmohawk]

I'd go with something with a little more kick Rod.

For up close work
1641

And for a little more fun

1642

[BANDITROD]

i think im in love

[Redmohawk]

40mm is where is at mate , and the belt fed sucker from china is cheap as fuck ! All you need is a ocean going yacht registered in Aus and your captain qualls RyA/YA is the one to have, Then you can leagally apply for a R/E licence to protect your yacht from Pirates ! Of course its going to set you back 200 large just to set all that up for a $4000 40mm belt fed toy lol

Then look out zombies lol

[BANDITROD]

hahahahaha im happy with my shotgun then

[latheboy]

Zombies are back....

Charles Baker Got Naked, Ate Flesh Of Jeffery Blake During Visit With Children: Florida Cops (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/21/charles-baker-got-naked-ate-flesh-of-jeffery-blake_n_1615800.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false)

Quote:


Florida man on drugs got naked, barged into his girlfriend's house, bit a chunk out of a man's arm and ate it, then powered through several cop-deployed Taser probes before getting tackled and arrested.



Giovanni Martinez: Man 'bites nurse and attacks hospital staff' after DUI arrest | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161064/Giovanni-Martinez-Man-bites-nurse-attacks-hospital-staff-DUI-arrest.html)

Quote:


A man arrested for drunk driving allegedly bit a nurse's arm and kicked a police officer in the head before telling them he would rape their wives.
Giovanni Martinez, 21, also allegedly told staff he would eat off their faces 'like the guy in Miami' - a reference to a man who was shot dead for refusing to stop eating another man's face.

[latheboy]

BAHAHAHAHAHA.....

http://dailychilli.com/news/13856-teen-died-of-over-masturbation

"He was allegedly to have masturbated more than 40 times throughout the night last month and was found dead by his mother in the morning."

Must have had a good arm on the kid.....

[BANDITROD]

i saw that on the news a couple of weeks ago

[Large]

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hhhnnnnnnnggggghhhh!

[Redmohawk]

pritty sure I could pull the dozen at 12 years of age , lucky to get the fucker hard without a spunk in the room now lol

[latheboy]

Look out, I might be a psychopath !!!11!1!111!!1!!!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2184658/Facebook-Some-employers-psychologists-say-avoiding-social-media-suspicious.html

[stiffsimon]

Yeah I work with a bunch of psychologists. Scary, say no more.

[latheboy]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1416262/Court-refuses-trial-by-combat.html

Humphreys, an unemployed mechanic, was taken to court after refusing to pay the original £25 fixed penalty for failing to notify the DVLA that his Suzuki motorcycle was off the road.
After entering a not guilty plea, he threw down his unconventional challenge. Humphreys, from Bury St Edmunds, said: "I was willing to fight a champion put up by the DVLA, but it would have been a fight to the death."

[Tony Nitrous]

Dumb arse rider....

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v81EBFdni5A&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dv81EBFdni5A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v81EBFdni5A&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dv81EBFdni5A

[Cruisecontrol]

http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1557876

[latheboy]

Woman undergoes surgery to add third breast

http://9news.static9.net.au/~/media/images/2014/septembe4r/22/2209_tridevil_sp.ashx?w=603http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/09/22/10/43/woman-undergoes-surgery-to-add-third-breast

“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.

Yeah, cause guys hate bewbies!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!111!!111

[hooligan]

When I saw that this thread was active again, I knew it would be the 3 boobies.

[Large]

Is it wrong that I wish I wish I had two cocks?

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama

[Neo Dutch]

You mean you don't already???

[Snaffler]

Is it wrong that I wish I wish I had two cocks?

it would only be wrong if u wanted to remove a few ribs

[latheboy]

It'd be impossible to search though pron sites no handed

[latheboy]

Is it wrong that I wish I wish I had two cocks?

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama

Did you read in the comments, http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/11uf2z/iama_female_who_was_born_with_a_complete_uterine/