Fight_fan
22-02-2012, 02:31 PM
*CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX*
*REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With consent.................................12 Calories
Without consent...........................2,187 Calories
*OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................. 8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories
*PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories
*POSITIONS:
Missionary..................................12 Calories
69 lying down...............................78 Calories
69 standing up.............................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories
Doggy Style................................326 Calories
Italian Chandelier.......................2,912 Calories
*ORGASMS:
Real........................................112 Calories
Fake......................................1,315 Calories
*POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories
*GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
AGE:
18-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories
70 and over..................................Results pending
*DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..........................................32 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door......8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories
*Individual Results may vary
*REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With consent.................................12 Calories
Without consent...........................2,187 Calories
*OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................. 8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories
*PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories
*POSITIONS:
Missionary..................................12 Calories
69 lying down...............................78 Calories
69 standing up.............................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories
Doggy Style................................326 Calories
Italian Chandelier.......................2,912 Calories
*ORGASMS:
Real........................................112 Calories
Fake......................................1,315 Calories
*POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories
*GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
AGE:
18-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories
70 and over..................................Results pending
*DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..........................................32 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door......8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories
*Individual Results may vary