View Full Version : Banditroad is bothering the nurses again.
OLD SKOOL BANDIT
08-02-2012, 11:43 AM
Just had a chat with the big fella and the sorry fucker is in hospital............again ! He is in Horsham hospital so anyone in the area who wants to pop in and poke him in the nut sack, go for it ! I'm sure the staff there would be glad of the break from him.
He apologises for not responding to emails or phone calls for the time being but he is busy chasing fairies around the ceiling. ( I think he is on some pretty good gear).:cool:
End news flash.
OLD SKOOL BANDIT
08-02-2012, 11:45 AM
Oh yes, get well soon Magilla ya fukka !!
Chase
08-02-2012, 11:59 AM
Best wishes mate!
Next time take the lube you're offered.. :p
ozzy1100
08-02-2012, 12:09 PM
Fuck no good. They will be charging him board at this rate
Fight_fan
08-02-2012, 12:45 PM
Best of luck buddy! Give em hell!
All the best Rod, hope you mend well, soon.
xa-mont
08-02-2012, 01:51 PM
get good soon big foot.
kev@vcm
08-02-2012, 02:22 PM
all the best rod hope you back with us soon bud
Large
08-02-2012, 03:14 PM
Not another surgical extraction of a mankini?
kevkatana
08-02-2012, 03:30 PM
Did they believe you when you said you slipped in the shower and the walking stick went straight up your arse,
or was it another extreme masturbation misshap?
Get well soon Big Fella.
hooligan
08-02-2012, 03:44 PM
Not another surgical extraction of a mankini?
breast reduction, i heard.
kevkatana
08-02-2012, 03:46 PM
breast reduction, i heard.
..ear lobe reduction?
fimpBIKES
08-02-2012, 04:40 PM
get well soon rod, not that back again?
K6Thou
08-02-2012, 04:44 PM
Thought he'd been quiet here.....
Get well soon big fella.
BANDITROD
08-02-2012, 04:45 PM
Thanks guys and lol KeV and yeah Fimp my back is still fucked mate along with other things I'll try and keep you Kunts up to date
Gix11
08-02-2012, 05:09 PM
So this wasn't a planned visit? WTF you done now?
RevHead
08-02-2012, 05:13 PM
get well ,Rod
Redmohawk
08-02-2012, 05:13 PM
Rubbing the skin off the old fella to much n put your back out again ? Come on big fella sort it so your riding.
BANDITROD
08-02-2012, 05:57 PM
The jist of it is because I don't like to take painkillers I have been putting to much stress on my body being in pain all the time and I also pinched the nerve again getting out of a chair so my body decided to give up on me and now I am in so much pain everywhere that I have high blood pressure and to top it off I am stressed out ...I am getting pretty fed up and my body just needs a good rest so they are keeping me here till they can figure out what to do with me .. I hope this makes sense I'm flying on morph
So this wasn't a planned visit? WTF you done now?
JackTar
08-02-2012, 05:59 PM
Hope you come at alright mate.
Oh and fucking LOL at the earlobes Kev.
rod185651
08-02-2012, 06:14 PM
Fuck mate, didn't realise you were in Hospital. Speedy recovery eh!
geesexar
08-02-2012, 07:07 PM
hang in there rod and take it easy mate...time for a painkiller..mmmm
hyofighter
08-02-2012, 07:57 PM
get well soon rod , this time do what they tell ya to do
kevkatana
08-02-2012, 07:59 PM
If you're still in hossy next week I'll try and visit ya.
wackyrider
08-02-2012, 08:37 PM
Get well soon bud. Let me know if there is anything I can do to help out.
BANDITROD
08-02-2012, 08:48 PM
Cheers guys I'll keep you up to date
latheboy
09-02-2012, 07:33 AM
When you say "back problems" you really mean sex opp don't you.
The hormones can really mess you up bud, like your tits will get even bigger and stuff...
Good luck Ronda
The jist of it is because I don't like to take painkillers I have been putting to much stress on my body being in pain all the time and I also pinched the nerve again getting out of a chair so my body decided to give up on me and now I am in so much pain everywhere that I have high blood pressure and to top it off I am stressed out ...I am getting pretty fed up and my body just needs a good rest so they are keeping me here till they can figure out what to do with me .. I hope this makes sense I'm flying on morph
This is your future Rod - You don't need your body anymore if it's stuffed
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/8628/nixonl.jpg
BANDITROD
09-02-2012, 07:52 AM
Lol thanks Kunts it's good to see a bit if humor im sick off all the serious doctor talk
Cheers Rod
oldskool
09-02-2012, 08:30 AM
Harden up ya fat poof!
DCRacing
09-02-2012, 09:11 AM
Hope you get it sorted, get well soon.
Watto
09-02-2012, 04:18 PM
don' t believe the quack when he keeps asking ya for a prostate check every day mate :(
get well soon big fella
El_Hefty
09-02-2012, 04:23 PM
could you ever see banditload complaining about it though Watto?
Mishdog20
09-02-2012, 04:40 PM
I reckon he'd be asking for a daily prostate exam...just to be sure to be sure..
K6Thou
09-02-2012, 04:42 PM
I reckon he'd be asking for a daily prostate exam...just to be sure to be sure..
Can you really call it an exam when the doctor has both his hands on Rods shoulders ????
El_Hefty
09-02-2012, 04:45 PM
i thought you were going to say both his arms up to the elbow....
BANDITROD
09-02-2012, 05:02 PM
lol ......no comment
anyhoo im in for a while by the looks still no movement in my left leg so i am chasing a set of spinners for my wheelchair and maybe one of those old school light generators like on the old pushies years ago its to power my subwoofers
lol ......no comment
anyhoo im in for a while by the looks still no movement in my left leg so i am chasing a set of spinners for my wheelchair and maybe one of those old school light generators like on the old pushies years ago its to power my subwoofers
Good on you mate, make sure you get some of that liquid morphine in a shots glass? Fukkin good stuff !
;)
get well mate hopefully ur cradle of filth somewhat reminds the happy place in the vid and sisters of mercy give u a decent treatment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKAiXqgccxc&feature=fvst
hutch
10-02-2012, 05:33 AM
get well soon mate
Boxer
10-02-2012, 07:47 AM
Hutch, I thought you said you were computer illiterate?
Get well soon Rod
Iceman
10-02-2012, 12:07 PM
Can they remove the ghey from u in there?
BANDITROD
10-02-2012, 03:09 PM
that depends on whether the can suck it out from my cock or not
timbo
10-02-2012, 04:31 PM
Hey Rod get well soon mate ya silly fucker
BANDITROD
10-02-2012, 05:30 PM
cheers guys looks like i might be out 2murra fingers crossed
StuNVA
10-02-2012, 06:54 PM
There's worse things than spending a month or two drug fucked..........surely you can remember your youth, you know when we all done it voluntarily.
Listen to those doctors and they'll keep giving you drugs and trying to fix you, it's a win win.
BANDITROD
10-02-2012, 06:59 PM
too true mate
BANDITROD
15-02-2012, 12:08 PM
well im out for now anyway got me some wheels to move around in though
scotty
15-02-2012, 04:06 PM
howz ya wheelies, hope there not as bad as your reading skills
BANDITROD
15-02-2012, 07:37 PM
well here is my new Ride gotta stay of my feet for few weeks
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/attachment.php?attachmentid=1009&d=1329298620
K6Thou
15-02-2012, 07:44 PM
So who's towing you to AFR ??? ;P
BANDITROD
15-02-2012, 08:54 PM
none of you kunts thats for sure
K6Thou
15-02-2012, 09:10 PM
Bwahahahahahaha.
So are you going to be at NFR mate ?
Large
15-02-2012, 09:40 PM
Those thumbs look like you got a big nigger afro Rod-
BANDITROD
16-02-2012, 07:06 AM
lol it does so
Gix11
16-02-2012, 11:20 AM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/images/forum/Rod/Rod_Afro.jpg
EFE 1230
16-02-2012, 01:08 PM
1012
Gix11
16-02-2012, 01:45 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/images/forum/Rod/Rod_Afro_club.jpg
rock hard
16-02-2012, 05:27 PM
Hey Banditrod, im sorry your doing it tough big fella..so heres a high 5 from the middle of the Pilbara..im sure once you get some sort of normal level of pain you'll be pulling the piss and cock punching as per usual..hang in there bud..sincerely Morry
http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr249/rockhard_photos/ovest%2008/DSC00092.jpg
Gix11
16-02-2012, 07:21 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/images/forum/Rod/Rod_Afro_beach.jpg
Gix11
16-02-2012, 07:33 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/images/forum/Rod/Rod_Afro_midget.jpg
BANDITROD
16-02-2012, 09:16 PM
all i see is the little red X si
wackyrider
16-02-2012, 09:22 PM
same here
kunt see even the red axe btw nice wheels rod, just need a b12 lump in
Gix11
17-02-2012, 10:59 AM
Sometimes this forum shits me! All replaced again for your viewing pleasure.
rock hard
17-02-2012, 01:39 PM
Thank you Si, your Awesomeness is the thing that makes this place worthwhile!!!
BANDITROD
17-02-2012, 02:13 PM
thats some funny shit right there lol thanks Si
JackTar
17-02-2012, 03:45 PM
At least it looks like they fed you well in hospital.
El_Hefty
17-02-2012, 05:17 PM
i though it was aerodynamic fairing on the wheelchair but on closer inspection its his guts...
Gix11
17-02-2012, 05:59 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/images/forum/Rod/Rod-afro-bw.jpg
Blackkat
25-02-2012, 10:01 PM
so when do the billet wheels arrive for the chair?
Jockney Rebel
26-02-2012, 03:29 PM
lol god help the doctors ......if i can find somewhere to park the ute and trailer ill come and annoy ya
geesexar
26-02-2012, 06:14 PM
fucken lol Si
ozzy1100
26-02-2012, 09:55 PM
fucking gold si lol
BANDITROD
27-02-2012, 09:55 AM
bunch of funny cunts keep em coming
Gix11
27-02-2012, 03:20 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/images/forum/Rod/Rod-biggles.jpg
Gix11
27-02-2012, 03:31 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/images/forum/Rod/Rod-unexplainable.jpg
JackTar
27-02-2012, 05:03 PM
I tell you what Si, for a bloke with fuck all time on his hands you seem to have a lot of time on your hands.
Gix11
27-02-2012, 05:26 PM
You're confusing time with knowledge. That didn't take me long at all. Did it while waiting for a job to be emailed to me.
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