Xmas present for the wife

[BANDITROD]

Ok guys I'm having a bit of a dilemma what have you lot got to give your wife for Xmas this year

Now before the usual sick ideas arise I need some genuine answers plz

I want to get my wife something nice this year as she has looked after me all year and put up with my shit

But I just don't know what to get her .....

She is into true crime stories and serial killers and shit like that so I got her a Dvd with all that shit on it and she doesn't like jewelery so that's out

But I would like to get her something else

Ideas?

[kev@vcm]

well dexter is a crime series on tv that is now on DVD and its plot is good hes a coroner by day seriel killer at night its rated quiet highly , just a thourt mate

[BANDITROD]

Thanks Kev but she is into true crime rather than the stuff on TV

Cheers Rod

[Iceman]

What about giving her some time off. Send her to a health spa resort for the weekend.

[BANDITROD]

That sounds like a great idea Clint cheers mate

[xa-mont]

i'm getting my missus some art... not sure if Nu is into that kinda thing?

But i think Mr. breakybike is on a winner. a nice little weekend away that she can take a mate with her on or something like that.

[latheboy]

I was going to say a weekend away by herself too.

[BANDITROD]

Yeah not sure about the Art .... I think Clint is on a winner cheers guys

[Iceman]

Now all I have to do is figure out what to get my wife, she's a pain to shop for and seeing as it's her birthday on xmas eve, i get the double whammy. I'm thinking a left sock for her B'day and the right for xmas. lol

[BANDITROD]

Hahaha make sure you blow in them first

[Gix11]

They love that massage and beauty shit as well mate. Makes them feel all special and stuff. Clint's a new age man hey?

[BANDITROD]

He has gone from being down with the ladies to being all about the ladies

[oldskool]

Im in on the time off thing too they love that shit and it gets you brownie points also.
You should get a young stud in to giver a real session when she gets back that will get you right in the good books, but sorry MasterBlaster Im not free till after Christmas.

[BANDITROD]

Lol I don't need any help there thanks anyway Dylan

[Gsxar]

Sure she would enjoy a romantic weekend to spoil her…………….. Note: Not a Rod’s sex feast- remember to spoil her :rolleyes:
If she likes true crime and reading get her an EReader/tablet, there ace instant downloadable books

[BANDITROD]

Mmmm an e- reader you say ...and I like the sex fest idea too JoJo

[KATO ZX7]

After speaking to her at Heathcote i think you should book her in to get her bike learners....
Just saying :cool:

[xa-mont]

Mmmm an e- reader you say ...and I like the sex fest idea too JoJo

Don't be a cheap cunt either, get her a kindle. They are better than the other crap ones. (don't fuck around with colour ones either, they are crap for actually reading books on)

[BANDITROD]

After speaking to her at Heathcote i think you should book her in to get her bike learners....
Just saying :cool:Mmmm now there is a thought and I'll have a look at those trav

[DCRacing]

Yeah my vote goes for the time off relax beauty stuff, I just spent a bit on the wife and she was stoked, Birthday anniversary and christmas all within 20 days, it takes a bit of imagination to work it out.....

[JackTar]

If I was your missus I'd be pretty happy with divorce papers for XMAS. Or you could just get another chick in and have a threesome, women love that shit. Don't they?

[oldskool]

It would have to be a midget lady boy or Rod wouldn't get to enjoy it.

[KATO ZX7]

If she gets a bike license she can take one of your bikes, put a helmet on and enjoy the fact that it would block out any noise. Coming from you, dear Rod, and the kids and she will get time to herself. Just saying �� plus you can't be doing house work while your out riding !!

[K6Thou]

Does she read books Rod ? I'll have a few suggestions for true crime serial killer type stuff if she does.....

[Gix11]

Happy viewing: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Born-Kill-Fred-West-DVD/dp/B001F3T6YC

Our old mate Fred should keep her happy, I think this is a snippet:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwgdtrO8UpM

I used to go to college in Gloucester and saw this psycho in his yard many times. His house used to back onto the college.

[bladehunter]

Go with the time off and stuff. Seems to work wonders with most chicks.

Send the kids away and do the cleaning and shit in some racy underwear hahahaha or a Tux

[Shadowzone]

Go with the time off and stuff. Seems to work wonders with most chicks.

Send the kids away and do the cleaning and shit in the Mankini

fixed it for ya mate.

I reckon you should go with the Spa idea, but if that's too exy then get the Kindle. they aren't over the top exxy but they are the best.

[rod185651]

Yep totally agree, day spa and e Reader. You can't go wrong

[BANDITROD]

I'm thinking the day spa and e reader is the way to go peeps thanks for you suggestions guys and girls and jacktar whatever you are

[BANDITROD]

Does she read books Rod ? I'll have a few suggestions for true crime serial killer type stuff if she does.....she certainly does mate but she has a few already

[Gitzy]

I got the Missus a GHD Hair Straightener cos apparently the world would end if I purchased anything but oh and it also had to be the Scarlett on cos ooooh its red, and a new Pandora bracelet with 'the gold' clasp cos the silver one just wasn't cutting it lol..

Day Spa is recommended Rod, Kelly went on one a few weeks back with her bestie and hasn't stopped talking about it since..

[K6Thou]

she certainly does mate but she has a few already
The original Underbelly series 1 - 11 is a reasonable read for aussie true crime, Befriend and betray and The fat mexican by Alex Cain are cool too. He was a petty crim who ended up working for the feds infiltrating patch clubs, drug cartels etc. Fuck I could go on for ages, I have a heap of these type of books......

[BANDITROD]

Cool thanks mate and cheers gitzy that's good to hear

[bladehunter]

Badlands about the gay killings in and around Sydney a few years back.

No I didn't buy it, I found it and no not in a toilet.

[K6Thou]

Fuck Gitzy that Pandora shit is expensive, I looked buying some for my better half but she ended up with a front and rear bar for her land cruiser instead.;)

[Shadowzone]

I bought my daughter a Pandora bracelet a couple of yrs back with the intention of adding to it at birthdays and christmasses cause I'm a bit fucken lazy and the cunt of a thing went and 'lost' it. I think she gave it away.

[rod185651]

You call your own daughter a "cunt of a thing"?

[Shadowzone]

You call your own daughter a "cunt of a thing"?

I'd never say it directly to her like that Rod. Was more of a figure of speech, but I will hang my head in shame at the use of said figure.

[ALBI]

carefull mate we might see you on the telly in true crime stories,if ya dont get the right pressie :eek:lol.

i like icemans idea !!!

Thanks Kev but she is into true crime rather than the stuff on TV

Cheers Rod

[BANDITROD]

I stir her up about that all the time she doesn't know how to use a gun ...so it will prob be a knife coming at me but I told her to make it a fucking big one

[rod185651]

I'd never say it directly to her like that Rod. Was more of a figure of speech, but I will hang my head in shame at the use of said figure.

Not judging you mate, was just surprised :D

[Iceman]

I stir her up about that all the time she doesn't know how to use a gun ...so it will prob be a knife coming at me but I told her to make it a fucking big one

I'd say it'd be a harpoon!

[Jed]

I'd say it'd be a harpoon!

:) Funny

[BANDITROD]

kunts

[oldskool]

I stir her up about that all the time she doesn't know how to use a gun ...so it will prob be a knife coming at me but I told her to make it a fucking big one
It would have to be a big knife to get through the blubber Master Blaster!

[BANDITROD]

Lol get fucked ya kunts

[rod185651]

How'd you go mate? I got a Kobo e reader and it's pretty good.

Huge range of books you can buy or download for free

[BANDITROD]

Yeah I getting one of the kindle ones and I got her a beauty package

[DCRacing]

My wife has said she would be happy with any present, just so long as it is not followed up with a comment from me along the lines of "by the way i also have a new bike, rc model, set of carbies etc etc"
Don't know why she thinks i am trying to buy her off..........

[JackTar]

Not judging you mate, was just surprised :D

Fuck that, I judged the shit out of you.

[Bubble Boy]

I got the Missus a GHD Hair Straightener cos apparently the world would end if I purchased anything but oh and it also had to be the Scarlett on cos ooooh its red, and a new Pandora bracelet with 'the gold' clasp cos the silver one just wasn't cutting it lol..

Day Spa is recommended Rod, Kelly went on one a few weeks back with her bestie and hasn't stopped talking about it since..

Mate,

I'm not sure what it is about GHDs
I think they are a homing missile for the G-spot of something.
I bought my missus a purple one a while back and it still pleases her whenever she uses it!
go figure

[stiffsimon]

Hey Rod, maybe a bit late but also maybe good for future reference

http://www.babs.com.au/delvin/murder_mysteries.htm