Jockney Rebel
25-11-2008, 07:34 PM
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow down in overallsystem performance, particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and PersonalAttention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NASCAR 6.0, NFL 5.1 and Golf Clubs
4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.What can I do?Signed,Desperate.
Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operatingsystem.Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.If that application works as designed, Husband
1.0 should then automatically run the applicationsJewelry 2.0 and Flowers
3.5.However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.Please note
that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and
Snoring LoudlyBeta.Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus inthe background that will eventually
seize control of all your system resources.)In addition, please do not
attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are
unsupportedapplications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0
is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn
newapplications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to
improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie
7.7.Good Luck!Tech Support
Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow down in overallsystem performance, particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and PersonalAttention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NASCAR 6.0, NFL 5.1 and Golf Clubs
4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.What can I do?Signed,Desperate.
Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operatingsystem.Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.If that application works as designed, Husband
1.0 should then automatically run the applicationsJewelry 2.0 and Flowers
3.5.However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.Please note
that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and
Snoring LoudlyBeta.Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus inthe background that will eventually
seize control of all your system resources.)In addition, please do not
attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are
unsupportedapplications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0
is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn
newapplications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to
improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie
7.7.Good Luck!Tech Support