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Chris41
24-11-2008, 07:35 AM
BANKSTOWN HIGH SCHOOL

CITY OF BANKSTOWN

MATHEMATICS EXAM

NAME ............................

GANG ............................

Time allowed 1 hour

If Mohamed lowers his WRX 2 inches front and back and puts on stolen 18-inch Zepter wheels, how many inches has he originally lost from the stock suspension?

If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved, how many razors will he need before he goes to the gym at 8.00pm?

If Mustaffa runs 10 km from the Police in Lakemba to Punchbowl then steals a car and drives another 5 km to Bankstown, how many kilometres has he travelled if he ends up hiding in Wiley Park?

Omar has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an "8 ball" to Hamil for $320.00 and 2 grams to Akhmed for $85.00 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

If Ahmed receives $200.00 per week disability allowance from Centrelink and works for his brother as a builder and receives a further $400.00 per week and then pays $10.00 per week for each of his 11 children for school, how much money does he have left to buy a smashed Tarago from the auctions?

If the average spray can covers 22 square metres and the average letter is 8 square centimetres, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

If Soula needs 25 mls of wax per day to get rid of her facial hair and Soula is only 19 years old, how many mls will her mother need if she is 47?
Mohamed has an AK-47 with 2 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

If Jim changes the oil in his Fish & Chips shop deep fryer every 18 months and this costs him $400.00, how often should he change the oil if he wants to spend only $180.00 per annum on new oil?

If Abdo runs a Donor Kebab shop and works as a Taxi driver on weekends and earns $1,200.00 per week, how much does Centrelink give him for his job search allowance?

If Bankstown's ethnic community is increasing at a rate of 3.5% per month, the overall population increasing at 2.1 % per month, at what rate are the Aussies leaving?

Nabil wants to cut his 8 ounces of heroin to make a 20% profit, how many ounces of cut will he need?

Chang gets $200.00 for stealing a BMW, $150.00 for a Commodore and $100.00 for a Falcon. If he has stolen two BMW's and three Falcons, how many Commodores will he have to steal to make $1,800.00?

If Bilal gets a haircut and gets a number 2 on the sides and a number 3 on top, then goes back 3 weeks later and gets a number 1 all round, how much has his hair grown in 3 weeks? (Assume that his hair grows evenly at a rate of 2 mm per day)

Quang is pimping for three girls. If the price is $75.00 for the trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so that Quang can pay for his $200 per day crack habit?

If Greg Smith hears the word "yullah" approximately 55 times per hour in Bankstown Square, How many times will he hear the word "mate" in Penrith Plaza, if Bankstown has a population of 85,000 and Penrith has a population of 10,000?

If Luigi drives his family and cousins all in one car from Leichardt to Stanmore, how many round trips will he need to make if 40 of his relatives need a lift and he can put 12 people in his Valiant at any one given time?

If Ahmed uses 1 kg of "bog" to fix his smashed car, how many cans of spray paint will he need if Hardware House is selling them for $9.00 each and each can has 85 mls and the ambient air temperature averages at 22.5 degrees Celsius?

Trinh is in prison for 6 years for murder. He received $10,00.00 for the hit. His common law wife is spending $100.00 per month. How much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?

If Mario's dad has his top 3 buttons of his shirt open and reveals 1 x golden cross and 2 other golden ornaments, and has approximately 17 sq cm of hair coming from his chest with an average length of 2 cm, what is the probability that the ornaments will be visible from:

2 feet away .....%

5 feet away .....% 100 feet away .....%

If Effie's mum sells her galaktoboureko for $2.00 per slice and she wants to make an extra 10% profit on each slice, how many sheets of filo pastry will she leave out if the filo pastry costs 62 c a sheet and she normally uses 17 sheets on each tray which she cuts into 16 slices?

Hamul has knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hamul knocked up?

If George has $12,000.00 and buys 2 smashed cars from the auctions, how much will it cost him to fix them if his friend from school Ahmed is a panel beater and charges him Habib rates of $40.00 per hour?

If Layla has to move her eyes 50 degrees to the right when doing her maths HSC exam to see Julie Wilson's answers, how many degrees will she have to move her head if Michelle, Linda and Lisa are sitting 1 metre apart from Julie?

Fight_fan
24-11-2008, 09:33 AM
LMFAO! GOLD! :D

Weaselman
24-11-2008, 07:26 PM
that was fucking awesome

24-11-2008, 07:57 PM
the missing question....

If there's 3 Aussies alone how many calls must Achmed make to even the numbers if one Aussie is worth 4 lebs ?

evilkarl
24-11-2008, 08:06 PM
If Des has $500 to spend on bling, Anodised levers cost $45.50 each, Bright yellow Braided Lines cost $90 each, tassels cost $25, Anodised bolt kits cost $80, Bright blue spark plug leads cost $65 and a Rhinestone Bedazzler is $14.99. How much bling can he buy before he has to save up for the next purchase? [:o)]

Jockney Rebel
25-11-2008, 01:39 AM
oi i dont work in a fukin chip shop .....lol

Weaselman
25-11-2008, 06:46 AM
what the fuck is a Rhinestone Bedazzler?

JackTar
25-11-2008, 07:29 AM
quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

what the fuck is a Rhinestone Bedazzler?


Saved me asking.

papa smurf
25-11-2008, 04:38 PM
quote:Originally posted by JackTar


quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

what the fuck is a Rhinestone Bedazzler?


Saved me asking.


Fucked if i know either but you can vet Des has got one somewhere on something.;)

JackTar
25-11-2008, 10:12 PM
evilkarl has not responded to this question I therefore declare that a rhinestone bedazzler must be something gay therefore making evilkarl gay by default. All in agreeance say I.

Lucas
25-11-2008, 10:27 PM
quote:Originally posted by JackTar

evilkarl has not responded to this question I therefore declare that a rhinestone bedazzler must be something gay therefore making evilkarl gay by default. All in agreeance say I.

evilkarl
26-11-2008, 07:19 AM
LOL, everyone must have googlefobia.

JackTar
26-11-2008, 12:26 PM
Ok I googled it and I was correct you are gay for knowing that in the first place google does not tell you about something without you knowing what to type in the first place.

WATEVR
26-11-2008, 03:04 PM
I

Cruisecontrol
26-11-2008, 03:09 PM
If you don't know what a Bedazzler is, you have never watched the Late Show.

Therefore you shall henceforth be deemed "Un-Australian"

Weaselman
26-11-2008, 03:18 PM
bullshit cus that an american show

26-11-2008, 03:21 PM
quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

bullshit cus that an american show


Fucking was not :D

Bargearse, The Olden Days, Shit Scared

Cruisecontrol
26-11-2008, 03:28 PM
quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

bullshit cus that an american show


Fail.

D-Generation. Sound familiar?

Weaselman
26-11-2008, 03:35 PM
when i sober up it might

now fuck off im listning to tony martin :)

evilkarl
26-11-2008, 04:52 PM
Those that remmeber the 1980's and watched TV back then will know what a Bedazzler was, they flogged the shit outa them on TV.
Those of you that don't remember the 80's were either probably in nappies or to pissed at Sibbles.

evilkarl
26-11-2008, 05:09 PM
double post [xx(]

JackTar
26-11-2008, 05:57 PM
Stop trying to deflect. You are gay.

evilkarl
26-11-2008, 06:47 PM
You the one with JackTar as your name, is that a name or a pickup line sweetheart

BANDITROD
26-11-2008, 06:52 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....well he doe's work for the navy

JackTar
26-11-2008, 07:00 PM
quote:Originally posted by evilkarl

You the one with JackTar as your name, is that a name or a pickup line sweetheart


I have absolutely no idea what the hell that meant but if you are after a bit then I might know a couple of big poofs that can help ya out:D

I am still confused as to how JackTar could be a pickup line though.

I also feel that you are being far too defensive about the gay thing something you need to get off your chest Karl? [:0]

BANDITROD
26-11-2008, 07:18 PM
big poofs hey where is budda these days

JackTar
26-11-2008, 07:21 PM
Good question haven't seen him post for a while, probably out in the bush finger banging koalas.

evilkarl
26-11-2008, 07:22 PM
hehe JackTar. Nah I'm not gay, but Des is.

JackTar
26-11-2008, 07:26 PM
quote:Originally posted by evilkarl

hehe JackTar. Nah I'm not gay, but Des is.


Perhaps you are hoping Des is, you do seem fairly obsessed with him[:X]:D

BANDITROD
26-11-2008, 07:28 PM
quote:Originally posted by JackTar

Good question haven't seen him post for a while, probably out in the bush finger banging koalas.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...oh fuck i just had a booga fly out of my nose i laughed that hard you fucker