Bob

Bob gets told he's a daddy

4 hours later Bob is dumped

[fimpBIKES]

eh?

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by fimpBIKES

eh?

[EFE 1230]

Bob says "Fuck you slut, who else have you fucked? I want a paternity test!"

[Jockney Rebel]

bob says ...yey im not a number im a free man !!!!!

bob mistakenly had the ALCOHOL keyboard plugged in rather than the QWERTY one

[Gsxar]

I thought bob couldnt become a daddy - being b.o.b is the battery operated boyfriend ;):D

[Merlyn]

im confused

[Weaselman]

so am i

so does that mean lady thinks bob might not be the father?

quote:Originally posted by bladehunter

Bob gets told he's a daddy

4 hours later Bob is dumped


4 hours later Bob has a shiny new shotgun[B)]

[Nudie]

Maybe Bob was a piece of faecal matter, that's why he got dumped.

[JackTar]

This is starting to get awesome.

[davio]

can i have some of the drugs u guys are on please?

[EFE 1230]

Maybe Bob aint got the balls to tell the full story? Maybe Bob having no balls is why he got dumped?

[Large]

Can we fix it?

[Weaselman]

Yes we can!

[Iceman]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/9719573824520.jpg

[EFE 1230]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/9719611439169.jpg

[KATO ZX7]

Onya Bob!!

[Bear]

It's called, "Post-natal depression".

[Jockney Rebel]

..oh so thats why we aint got my son a brother yet ......post natal dependance :D any way cant be me ..im bill:D

[Fight_fan]

Jeezus fuckin christ! What jst happened??? My head hurts!

Is bob sure he's the daddy? Does bein dumped leave more free time n $$$ to work on his bike? If so is that a bit light at the end of the tunnel?
Find for 'X'...

[Lucas]

bob sounds like he has an angry, messed up missus. I reckon bob needs to piss off somewhere for a week get loaded and hump everything in sight, it my not make him much happier but it'll sure be fun!

I also reckon bob needs to be a little suss as the whether the bub is his

[Fight_fan]

I rekon I wanna come on Bob's 'WILD' bender! Where u wanna do it mate? Cooma's pretty sweet! :D

[336LJ]

Bob needs to change the channel from home and away - and throw on a ghost rider DVD, then get out on the bike and revive "BOB's" original reputation as a complete law disregarding, virgin shattering, police hating, nation wide maniac, who has been the hot topic in previous threads due to "dangerous" riding shenannigans.

I dunno what bob your talkin about but he needs to fuck the shit out of an inlaw, or ex's friend. (well thats what I would do)

Go forth and faunicate! (if thats how its spelt!)

[Lucas]

***fornicate*** We'll forgive you, you must be slow driving a Torana;)

[Fight_fan]

Nah he's jst seen that ghey domino's pizza add too many times! [xx(]

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Lucas

***fornicate*** We'll forgive you, you must be slow driving a Torana;)


Nice one Lucas.

Hey LJ aren't they sunbirds? Hmmmm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LJ's were real toranas

UC's were soundbirds

[gibbo]

I remember hearing that Torana is an Aboriginal word meaning "SHIT" I'm sure it's true[:X]

[Lucas]

When I was a kid my mum told me wagga wagga was the local Koori dialect for Italians. I believed her for a few years too[:o)]

[latheboy]

quote:Originally posted by gibbo

I remember hearing that Torana is an Aboriginal word meaning "SHIT" I'm sure it's true[:X]


Go wash your mouth out .... The only good ones where the LC/LJ ... the others wern't real torana's

[Bear]

Who's Bob?

[Lucas]

The evil little fucker that makes one do silly, law-disregarding things while perched upon ones motorcycle but in this case someone with fucked problems at home, or so I've gathered.

[Merlyn]

quote:Originally posted by Lucas

When I was a kid my mum told me wagga wagga was the local Koori dialect for Italians. I believed her for a few years too[:o)]



oh that fucking hilarious. your mum is a champ

[336LJ]

quote:Originally posted by Lucas

***fornicate*** We'll forgive you, you must be slow driving a Torana;)

haha slow AND stupid. (for buying the piece of shit in the first place)

At least that thing got chopped into millions of pieces, never thought I'd be so amused/satisfied in having seen that thing taken to with a grinder.
And now I'm on my second engine rebuild, and Torana thanks to a long line of dodgy CUNTS.

LC/LJ's are REAL toranas sunbirds are ghey, and I'm not a fan of LH/LX's either, just as ghey. Torana could be abo for "take a huge pinching bowel rupturing blood filled piss out your ass"
I'd still drive one with a v8 in it. [8D]

[JackTar]

Someone once told me that wagga is abbo for crow so wagga wagga is land of many crows. Not sure if that is right or not.

Isn't Torana abbo for Tonnes Of Rust And No Acceleration

[gibbo]

quote:Originally posted by Ryder

Isn't Torana abbo for Tonnes Of Rust And No Acceleration

Ta dah!!!!! Winner:D

[Docktor]

ken oath it is.!!!. Shitboxes, couldnt even put the steerin coloum in the right spot. Still got a old lj kickin round the back yard somewhere too. I think torana is niggerese for "TO FLY". How fucked up is that ?

[BANDITROD]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^bwahahahaha

[336LJ]

quote:Originally posted by Ryder

Isn't Torana abbo for Tonnes Of Rust And No Acceleration

Yep!
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=wzaw9BxzhpQ

[336LJ]

quote:Originally posted by Docktor

ken oath it is.!!!. Shitboxes, couldnt even put the steerin coloum in the right spot. Still got a old lj kickin round the back yard somewhere too. I think torana is niggerese for "TO FLY". How fucked up is that ?

Thats what fucks me off the most, the steering colum its all fucked up.
Moved mine over so its where it should have been in the first place, plus now I can have my elbow further out the window. Just need to deck the interior out in flanno.