Chris41
21-11-2008, 09:19 AM
A court has been told a man with his penis in a pasta sauce jar was caught by police, while resisting arrest, still pleasuring himself.
The Newcastle Herald reports: after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, Police drew their weapons.
Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday that, while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26 Weatherley caught the eyes of police.
The Herald said, because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap and making funny faces, Police thought he might have a weapon.
They found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar and a cross hanging off the mirror, a police statement said.
The court was told, time and time again, that's when the pursuit began.
Four officers used batons and capsicum spray when Weatherley refused to leave his car after he was stopped.
He attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling and grating the cheese" and they found a 750mm jar around his weapon.
A search of Weatherly's car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
Weatherley pleaded not guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police, enjoying being sprayed with capsicum and disobeying his mother.
He was convicted, ordered to eat only from cans and fined $600 before being put in handcuffs, which his lawyer Jose said was "just a fine with him".
The Newcastle Herald reports: after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, Police drew their weapons.
Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday that, while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26 Weatherley caught the eyes of police.
The Herald said, because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap and making funny faces, Police thought he might have a weapon.
They found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar and a cross hanging off the mirror, a police statement said.
The court was told, time and time again, that's when the pursuit began.
Four officers used batons and capsicum spray when Weatherley refused to leave his car after he was stopped.
He attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling and grating the cheese" and they found a 750mm jar around his weapon.
A search of Weatherly's car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
Weatherley pleaded not guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police, enjoying being sprayed with capsicum and disobeying his mother.
He was convicted, ordered to eat only from cans and fined $600 before being put in handcuffs, which his lawyer Jose said was "just a fine with him".