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[Lucas]

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According to this there are 879 inactive members, lazy fuckers.

[JackTar]

Looks like it got your post count right though whore.

[Lucas]

I was waiting for you to rear your ugly mug and comment.. And its down to the low 7's now fuckhead[:p]

Shoulda added "Que Jacktar" at the end of the post:D

[BANDITROD]

trouble is though we do have some members which are full paid up members and have never made a single post so there isnt much si can do i dont think plus it makes us look cooler to have more members

[Azrael]

quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD

trouble is though we do have some members which are full paid up members and have never made a single post so there isnt much si can do i dont think plus it makes us look cooler to have HUGE THROBBING members


All fixed..

[Lucas]

quote:Originally posted by Azrael


quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD

trouble is though we do have some members which are full paid up members and have never made a single post so there isnt much si can do i dont think plus it makes us look cooler to have HUGE THROBBING members


All fixed..


you've redeemed yourself after the punching the baby comment[:p]

[BANDITROD]

i happened to like his punching the baby comment in fact i am still laughing about it

[Lucas]

I can see the funny side to it but since becoming a dad bub/kid jokes have lost most of their charm.

[Issues]

I liked the "Touched by an uncle" comment. I still burst out laughing whin I think about it.

[BANDITROD]

how old is your bub lucas cos my kids are 5y/o boy and 7 y/o girl and thats why i find it funny cos they can be such little gems ..........when they want something and the rest of the time they just terrorise me like today for instance i came home and was greeted with water pistols and then a baseball bat (my son) just above the knee yep funny alright bloody little shits i still love em

[Lucas]

hahaha, all class Rod, I fucken love it. My little girl is 14 months

[BANDITROD]

its easy to tell if they are up to no good cos they go quiet and then BAM by the time i react they are allreay making there getaway i am trying to get out of my computer chair to give chase its always fun till someone gets hit with a baseball bat or shot with a tommy mac 20 dart gun which rapid fires 20 fucking darts at ya before you can blink but like i said i still love em

[BANDITROD]

and the funniest thing i heard them talking the other night (they didnt know i could hear them) and the bloody little turds were discussing why dad was getting fat all of the sudden and my daughter said to my son dads not fat he is only medium sized and then my sons reply was he is to fat and i know why its cos of all the piss he drinks nan said so ..... i couldnt fuckin believe my ears ...anyway mate enjoy parenthood if ya ask me its your last chance to act like a kid again and get away with it ...i take the kids to toyworld all the time lol the have an awsome hotwheels section

[Lucas]

:D Couple of years to go yet but I'm sure I'll soon realise what my younger bro and I put my olds through when we were kids.

[BANDITROD]

damn straight thats the best way to look at it too otherwise you go crazy like your parents used too mate

[JackTar]

You two fuckin sweethearts done yet? Your fat because your a mudguts Rod and Lucas your kids will hate you.

[BANDITROD]

jeez i didnt know you were the jellous type .....psycho talk lol

[JackTar]

Well now ya do. Lucas leave him alone.

[Azrael]

quote:Originally posted by Lucas

I can see the funny side to it but since becoming a dad bub/kid jokes have lost most of their charm.


Dont worry mate, i only ever punch really ugly babies..

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Azrael


quote:Originally posted by Lucas

I can see the funny side to it but since becoming a dad bub/kid jokes have lost most of their charm.


Dont worry mate, i only ever punch really ugly babies..


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I cried.
Tom that is some funny shit.

[BANDITROD]

^^^^^^^x2

[Azrael]

What a great way to celebrate 1000 posts..

[Lucas]

quote:Originally posted by Azrael


quote:Originally posted by Lucas

I can see the funny side to it but since becoming a dad bub/kid jokes have lost most of their charm.


Dont worry mate, i only ever punch really ugly babies..


Yeah, I gots ta give, Tom thats fuggin funny

[BANDITROD]

quote:Originally posted by Azrael

What a great way to celebrate 1000 posts..
ill say mate well done

[latheboy]

This is some funny shit ... pity i missed the 1st punching the babe post ...

[zx12argh]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=12974
About halfway down - Az starts talking about baby punting. lollers

[Azrael]

They say you should never hit a child in anger, so when is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

[latheboy]

quote:Originally posted by zx12argh

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=12974
About halfway down - Az starts talking about baby punting. lollers


Thanks ....
When i have kids ill be looking forward to standing in the mddle of a supermarket shaking my fist and yelling " Ill give you something to fucking cry about" :D

[morrigan]

I used to walk away from my screaming offspring in supermarkets and pretend it wasn't mine.

[zx12argh]

quote:Originally posted by Azrael

They say you should never hit a child in anger, so when is a good time? When you're feeling festive?


At extremely random intervals - that'll keep em guessing.
The best tactic is to wait until they are sleeping soundly, then slap them and quickly hide - they won't know what hit them...

[gibbo]

I used to threaten to tie them to a chair and force them to listen to Edith Piaf, kept them bluffed for quite a while.