BillyWhizz888
27-10-2008, 10:53 PM
A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but
less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened.
The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.' We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he
deserved.
He yelled back that Kevin Rudd is a bureaucratic, Good-for-nothing, left
wing labour dickhead who knows bugger all about running the country.'
'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!'
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia Gillard !'
'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands,
When a truck hit us.'
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but
less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened.
The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.' We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he
deserved.
He yelled back that Kevin Rudd is a bureaucratic, Good-for-nothing, left
wing labour dickhead who knows bugger all about running the country.'
'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!'
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia Gillard !'
'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands,
When a truck hit us.'