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BillyWhizz888
07-10-2008, 10:24 PM
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

Cruisecontrol
08-10-2008, 04:11 AM
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boris
08-10-2008, 10:32 AM
that's shocking news right there

Weaselman
08-10-2008, 04:42 PM
groan :)

Shadowzone
09-10-2008, 12:12 AM
Well the motto of the Hiroshima Bank is "every mushroom cloud has a silver lining" so it will turn out for the best I'm sure.

RED ZX
09-10-2008, 08:28 AM
sushi isn't raw fish dammit!!! sushi can have raw fish in it, but not always, and it's not always the seaweed (nori) rolls, sometimes stacks or even fancy piles of stuff in rice is sushi. SASHIMI is raw fish.

Sorry for being a picky bitch but now you know better...:P

Shadowzone
09-10-2008, 10:15 AM
quote:Originally posted by RED ZX

sushi isn't raw fish dammit!!! sushi can have raw fish in it, but not always, and it's not always the seaweed (nori) rolls, sometimes stacks or even fancy piles of stuff in rice is sushi. SASHIMI is raw fish.

Sorry for being a picky bitch but now you know better...:P



Isn't Sushi cooked by the acids in the lemon juice they pour on the fish or something like that?

JackTar
09-10-2008, 04:31 PM
quote:Originally posted by RED ZX

sushi isn't raw fish dammit!!! sushi can have raw fish in it, but not always, and it's not always the seaweed (nori) rolls, sometimes stacks or even fancy piles of stuff in rice is sushi. SASHIMI is raw fish.

Sorry for being a picky bitch but now you know better...:P


Fuck me it's the sushi police.

fimpBIKES
09-10-2008, 04:43 PM
oh, and if you go to japan

sashimi = good
raw prawn sashimi = [XX(]

not recommended...

zx12argh
09-10-2008, 06:20 PM
you got a problem with the cockroach of the ocean there fimp?