W4NK3R PL8Z [Archive] - Aussie Streetfighters

Merlyn

29-09-2008, 09:47 PM

Its a very good question, with a fairly underwhelming answer...

how many of you know his real name? you might think weasel sounds better

i cacked myself at this one the other day, but its so good. "SMUG" on a Prius... those of you who watch southpark should appreciate that no end! Turns out the owner is a 60 yr old stoner :P rock on

Weaselman

29-09-2008, 09:49 PM

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

Have you met the man?

Yeah its something you need to experence...

Like drugs

Merlyn

29-09-2008, 09:53 PM

the experience is something you need to grow accustomed to as well... like a fine wine, but cheap, very very cheap *shows the love* :D

flyingfatman

29-09-2008, 10:44 PM

quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

Have you met the man?

Yeah its something you need to experence...

Like drugs

ive met the fellow before.
hes like pringles. once you pop you cant stop[:p]

Shadowzone

30-09-2008, 12:21 AM

Red BMW Convertible being driven by late 30's early 40's Blonde on M1 - WAS HIS

Says it all...

Merlyn

30-09-2008, 01:40 AM

green lancer T1 3V0M... imagine reading it in your mirrors... *shakes head*

Weaselman

30-09-2008, 07:49 AM

IH8MYX on a silver SS ute

BANDITROD

30-09-2008, 07:54 AM

FGHTR on my fighter some say it stands for Fag Hater and then thought it was funny to take me through St Kilda

Fish

30-09-2008, 08:15 AM

BROKER on some tosser big black shiny fourby.

STOLEN on a white pearl AMG merc.

Crampy

30-09-2008, 08:24 AM

WOGTOY on a.......

Yep you guessed it VL Calais.

Tony OW31

30-09-2008, 10:35 AM

ISPIT, on some chicks Senator.

JackTar

30-09-2008, 10:39 AM

quote:Originally posted by Tony OW31

ISPIT, on some chicks Senator.

That is disgusting don't they know god gets angry every time a drop hits the ground? :)

Razorback

30-09-2008, 10:39 AM

My K21000 was L33T.... yes I am really 42 yo lol

Weaselman

30-09-2008, 12:42 PM

WOGV2 on a Ducati
But the fella who owns it is a full blown aussie

zx12argh

30-09-2008, 12:47 PM

CAMRY on a Gold Toyota Camry. Surprise!
Why the fuck would you feel the need to clarify that?

I figure the Camry is the Volvo of the new millenium.

Cruisecontrol

30-09-2008, 01:15 PM

quote:Originally posted by zx12argh

I figure the Camry is the Volvo of the new millenium.

Absolutely!

Iceman

30-09-2008, 01:42 PM

I saw a BA GT parked out front of and accountants, plate was IDOTAX

Weaselman

30-09-2008, 01:45 PM

Old ford fairlaine herse STIFF
Dodgy white Mitsubishi van PORNO

Gold Torri TAXSUX

Azrael

30-09-2008, 02:26 PM

PLAYGRL... was a fat chick driving, fucking false advertising..

Shadowzone

30-09-2008, 02:48 PM

quote:Originally posted by Azrael

PLAYGRL... was a fat chick driving, fucking false advertising..

Thats like BBW (meaning Big Beautiful Woman) is an oxy moron.

Fat Chicks arent beautiful.

Razorback

30-09-2008, 02:50 PM

Well my G/F before last was.... largeish... cuddly... whatever...

And I gotta tell you she was sexy as hell... even surprised me.... but sexy = beautiful not sure...

Shadowzone

30-09-2008, 03:02 PM

quote:Originally posted by Razorback

Well my G/F before last was.... largeish... cuddly... whatever...

And I gotta tell you she was sexy as hell... even surprised me.... but sexy = beautiful not sure...

Size 16 is my limit. I don't mind some cushion for the pushin, but anything over that is just too too big by far.

I read somewhere some chick complaining about her husband not wanting to ride her cause she was size 22-24 and how she was going to leave him cause he was honest enough to tell her.

Mate I would have held the door open for her.

Yep I'm sizeist and proud...

Merlyn

30-09-2008, 03:15 PM

*sighs* its guys like you that make things hard for girls like me... I used to be fairly large, maybe pushing size 18, now im down to the optimum size 12, but sometimes a girl needs a bit of love to feel confident enough to lose the weight... and sex helps, lots of sex helps to burn the kilos off ;)[8D][:X]

Weaselman

30-09-2008, 03:16 PM

yeah but if your missus is the size of a small car is it worth the damage to your hips?

Merlyn

30-09-2008, 03:18 PM

well i spose *you* wouldnt know now im hot :)

scotty mac

30-09-2008, 03:42 PM

i think i seen a hot pink HJ kingswood in brissy ages ago with POOF74.

Shadowzone

30-09-2008, 03:55 PM

quote:Originally posted by Merlyn

*sighs* its guys like you that make things hard for girls like me... I used to be fairly large, maybe pushing size 18, now im down to the optimum size 12,

Well Done Merlyn.

quote:Originally posted by Merlyn
but sometimes a girl needs a bit of love to feel confident enough to lose the weight... and sex helps, lots of sex helps to burn the kilos off ;)[8D][:X]

See here lies the problem for me - I feel no physical attraction for women who are "Larger than Life". I have tried to have sex with them and just can't get it happening. The result is always disappointing. More so for them I think. I don't feel embarrassed by it one little bit. If there's no attraction there's no attraction. Yet I have a mate who loves the bigger women, and the bigger the better for him. The more the merrier. We're completely at odds with the types of women we like, but it works for each of us.

I didn't post it to be degrading to those women who are Big, but they need to understand that not every bloke in the world likes fat chicks. I feel embarrassed for them when they get upset because myself or one of my mates aren't into them and tell them so. I've had some pretty vitriolic responses from them, but I mean really, there's better things to do in the cot than grabbing some acro props and jacking up the verandah before hitting it.

I guess it's just my preference. I know women who aren't into guys my build (I'm not the smallest bloke around) and I don't care. We're all programmed differently.

Now for another Number Plate -

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/143522615175366.jpg

That should pretty much cover it

Razorback

30-09-2008, 04:08 PM

Yeah that is sooooo not arousing LOL

Good on ya Merlyn... my Ex was only 5"5 and like 120kg and she was a smokin sex godess.... its really the person inside the skin if you ask me... before I met her I would have said I couldnt get horny over someone of her dimensions... she sure changed my mind in a big way..... some of the best sex Ive ever had lol

kevkatana

30-09-2008, 08:36 PM

"KAT 11" on my suprise suprise '82 Katana 1100.

motogp_nut

30-09-2008, 10:23 PM

quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone

quote:Originally posted by Azrael

PLAYGRL... was a fat chick driving, fucking false advertising..

Thats like BBW (meaning Big Beautiful Woman) is an oxy moron.

Fat Chicks arent beautiful.

Neither are fat blokes for the record. [}:)]

Merlyn

30-09-2008, 10:32 PM

guys with pudge are better than skinny rakes... and give me a keg over a 6 pack any day.

an old acquaintance of mine had his internet nick as his plate SUMMONER... perth has 8 digits on plates which i spose is easier for vanity plates to be more descriptive

SatinFS

30-09-2008, 10:37 PM

My ex was a size 8 when we got together. She blames the pill, but whatever, she didn't do it for me after her ass passed size 12. Mind you it might have been the fact that she turned into a bitch as well lol

Shadowzone

30-09-2008, 10:58 PM

quote:Originally posted by SatinFS

My ex was a size 8 when we got together. She blames the pill, but whatever, she didn't do it for me after her ass passed size 12. Mind you it might have been the fact that she turned into a bitch as well lol

Something about the transformation women go through mate. Tends to make you want to get the hell away from them. I had an ex who lost it on the implanon, a housemate who did the same and my last ex was bi-polar.

But it gets better cause I have a chick who wants to be with me now who suffers from depression. So don't worry too much mate, I'm doing my share an attracting the raving lunatics.

Seems to me any woman who is attracted to me must be a nutbag.

At least my bikes understand me and won't try to stab me...

oldskool

30-09-2008, 11:44 PM

quote:Originally posted by JackTar

How the fuck DOES someone end up with a nick like Weasel by the way?

It was "chutney tunnel ferret"
But Weasel was easier. :D

oldskool

30-09-2008, 11:48 PM

VR6-VW on my car and AWOL on my bike.
Saw a dude on a ZXR750 with the plate IDIOT. Love it !

Jockney Rebel

01-10-2008, 12:14 AM

GEEZA
on some pommies bike

and hers a few ive seen abroad on my travels
London:
PEN 1 S...Rolls royce shadow ..nuff said
ULC 1 R on a doctors porsche
BOL 10 X on a ..wait for it Cortina mk4
Australia
S10NED on a combi van

Jockney Rebel

01-10-2008, 12:18 AM

quote:Originally posted by Merlyn

*sighs* its guys like you that make things hard for girls like me... I used to be fairly large, maybe pushing size 18, now im down to the optimum size 12, but sometimes a girl needs a bit of love to feel confident enough to lose the weight... and sex helps, lots of sex helps to burn the kilos off ;)[8D][:X]
Sall tel my missus sex is good for your figure [please ...]!!!!

zedsled

01-10-2008, 12:57 AM

Saw a red and gold xy gt falcon once with rego plate "HO HO HO"

Merlyn

01-10-2008, 01:09 AM

Tone

01-10-2008, 05:14 AM

Little blue Mitsu or Nissan t'other day with CREEP...why???
Convertible BMW with yuppie tosser driving had LITIG8.
My fave was years ago,think I was back in NZ when I saw a
'vette' sporting the plate SMEGMA.

JackTar

01-10-2008, 10:12 AM

quote:Originally posted by Merlyn

guys with pudge are better than skinny rakes... and give me a keg over a 6 pack any day.

Hey don't be hatin I didn't say anything about fat chicks ease up on us skinnies :) Plus as my late Gran used to say 'it is the wirey ones you have to look out for' :D

Shadowzone

01-10-2008, 12:43 PM

quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

quote:Originally posted by Merlyn

*sighs* its guys like you that make things hard for girls like me... I used to be fairly large, maybe pushing size 18, now im down to the optimum size 12, but sometimes a girl needs a bit of love to feel confident enough to lose the weight... and sex helps, lots of sex helps to burn the kilos off ;)[8D][:X]
Sall tel my missus sex is good for your figure [please ...]!!!!

Got a good mate (another truck driver) who calls his Mrs Porky.
Everyone instantly says why do you call her that? She's not fat.
To which he replies - It's Not cause she's fat. She's not. Cause I like Porking Her.

I did see a Blown Cop Car at SummerNats once with the Number Plate

FUZZ

Thought that was pretty cool.

Weaselman

01-10-2008, 04:39 PM

nothing about cop cars is cool

except for the one LJ posted with the paddy wagon on fire

Cruisecontrol

01-10-2008, 05:10 PM

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/35241986264007.jpg

Weaselman

01-10-2008, 05:32 PM

and dont forget you can add bacon or cheese for an extra 30p

Tony OW31

01-10-2008, 07:09 PM

quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

GEEZA
on some pommies bike

and hers a few ive seen abroad on my travels
London:
PEN 1 S...Rolls royce shadow ..nuff said

That one belongs to Steve Parrish.

hooligan

01-10-2008, 08:07 PM

i saw a shitty hatchback driven by a leb with the plates "WOG 5TR"
and yesterday saw a red starlet with "BIATCH"

WATEVR

02-10-2008, 12:15 AM

at coast yamaha a few years ago i saw a R1 with the plates NOWIFE......the fact that it was for sale on cosignment suggest that his marital status may have changed!!

JackTar

02-10-2008, 09:45 AM

quote:Originally posted by Merlyn

well i spose *you* wouldnt know now im hot :)

And let's not even start on how modest she is Weasel :D

JackTar

02-10-2008, 09:56 AM

Best one I ever saw was on a replica XYGT and it said FARQ2. Amazing what makes it through the RTA eh?

Weaselman

02-10-2008, 11:20 AM

quote:Originally posted by JackTar

quote:Originally posted by Merlyn

well i spose *you* wouldnt know now im hot :)

And let's not even start on how modest she is Weasel :D

shes an angel with a chainsaw

miniman1

02-10-2008, 01:52 PM

I saw a guy with NED10H (to be read in mirror) on a VS ute
RED-323 on a RED 323(very original)

I cant understand y some plates r allowed by the RTA and some arent!!!!

Ive seen all sorts of 'inapropriate' number plates n cars, but my mate got knocked back when he applied to get '4PLAY' for his bike.

Lucas

02-10-2008, 01:56 PM

There is some fat wog chick getting about in those new chrysler wanktanks with the plate 'bling'. I wanna take a page from Az's book and put a brick through the window everytime I see it.

Merlyn

02-10-2008, 02:00 PM

quote:Originally posted by JackTar

quote:Originally posted by Merlyn

well i spose *you* wouldnt know now im hot :)

And let's not even start on how modest she is Weasel :D

Modesty is a state of mind :) And i really need to attempt to maintain an ego around Weasel otherwise i might fade away in the shadow of his!

Weaselman

02-10-2008, 02:32 PM

shut up woman!

Merlyn

02-10-2008, 02:37 PM

yes sir [B)][8)]

I saw ASSMAN cacked myself and thought i hope thats a proctologist or a seinfeld fan :)

Lucas

02-10-2008, 02:42 PM

WOOHOO, internizzle domestic :)

HueyonaBlade

02-10-2008, 02:43 PM

A burgandy HZ Panel van with plates R U 16 [^]
EA falcon back in the early 90's CHEWME
R1 used to get in to balls all the time UPNGO

Azrael

02-10-2008, 03:03 PM

I think i like this..
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/56146328019899.jpg

Weaselman

02-10-2008, 03:07 PM

hehehe gold

Merlyn

02-10-2008, 05:58 PM

quote:Originally posted by Azrael

I think i like this..
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/56146328019899.jpg

such an aussie saying for an american :)
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end cracks me up every time..

Cruisecontrol

02-10-2008, 06:16 PM

When I was living in Darwin ($50 for a personalised plate) a mate got knocked back when he asked for CLETUS for being too rude...

Yet I saw a young lass driving around with IAMBI. Go figure...

Shadowzone

02-10-2008, 06:18 PM

I wasn't allowed to have KRUNT even though its not what it looks to be

Azrael

02-10-2008, 06:30 PM

Proof that wa cagers are as stupid as they look..
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/56146384577107.jpg

Weaselman

02-10-2008, 06:41 PM

wow... they think they bought a 1 series?

JackTar

02-10-2008, 08:22 PM

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

When I was living in Darwin ($50 for a personalised plate) a mate got knocked back when he asked for CLETUS for being too rude...

Yet I saw a young lass driving around with IAMBI. Go figure...

I know what you are talking about Dan I lived there for a couple of years and it was unique to not have a personalised plate. There was this fat horror who worked at the Q Store at Larakeha Barracks and her numberplate was JIZM made my skin crawl every time I saw it.

Elapid

02-10-2008, 08:30 PM

Car in town with ICANDI plates........she isn't! another one on a dunnydore is 69HER but when you see "her" a 69 is the last thing on your mind. And some knob that needs to end it all, has his tuff "LYFSUX" plates, again on another dunnydore.

zx12argh

02-10-2008, 08:43 PM

I dont really get this one but on a commodore this morning - "POUCH"
Huh?

WTF BBQ is still available in Queensland

KRASH

02-10-2008, 09:53 PM

Seen a good one in Brissy the other day
BAA BAA not so good on its own but when put onto a BLACK JEEP...
Pretty Cool...[8D]

Merlyn

03-10-2008, 02:00 AM

ahaha thats a crack up Krash :P

Saw a red commie ute this evening with the plate MAJOR.

JackTar

03-10-2008, 06:56 AM

quote:Originally posted by Merlyn

ahaha thats a crack up Krash :P

Saw a red commie ute this evening with the plate MAJOR.

Wouldn't it be pink if it was a commie?

Razorback

03-10-2008, 10:26 AM

quote:Originally posted by Azrael

Proof that wa cagers are as stupid as they look..
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/56146384577107.jpg

Na thats just West Australians in general [:I]

Razorback

03-10-2008, 10:27 AM

http://www.zooweekly.com.au/adminUploads/1214541582.jpg

flyingfatman

03-10-2008, 11:17 AM

dumbest thing ive ever seen on a old saab
DA12NV

scotty mac

03-10-2008, 11:39 AM

didn't someone here have a mate with PIGB8 or something like that?

Azrael

03-10-2008, 08:05 PM

quote:Originally posted by Razorback

quote:Originally posted by Azrael

Proof that wa cagers are as stupid as they look..
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/56146384577107.jpg

Na thats just West Australians in general [:I]

I resemble that remark..

Weaselman

03-10-2008, 08:23 PM

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/770389580126128.jpg

BOHEMION

03-10-2008, 08:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGyH8Kf_0Fg

makaveli650

04-10-2008, 12:45 AM

work with a guy who has DNTTRY plates on a fully sik vs dumped on rims

hooligan

04-10-2008, 06:30 PM

Today I saw a black hyosung 650 with "CM3GO". He also had a sticker on the tail that said "to punish and enslave".

Hard fuckin core.

Weaselman

04-10-2008, 07:48 PM

where you gonna go on one of those? The mechanics?

04-10-2008, 09:47 PM

not super wanker but theres an R33 skyline with the plates R33LAX.

336LJ

05-10-2008, 12:21 AM

Do my plates fit into the wanker category? hehe [H8 RICE] if you dont know

I feel like a wanker for forkin out $2500 for them.!!!
But I think its worth it seeing as though I couldnt ever state more clearly how much I fucking hate riced up shit boxes.

And they will never be on anything other than a dirty old v8 holden (or chev if Im lucky enough) [8D]

My mum didn't get what they meant, 'oh. I thought I just fed you too much of it as a kid"

Found some dude that has the same plates in NSW on a VY or some blinged up shit. My mate tried to get H8 R1C3. and they said no, now some one has them!? they auction the prestige plates off now too. cause too many people were makin money off them on ebay.