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gixkat
25-09-2008, 07:22 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Chopper-ONE-OF-A-KIND-CUSTOM-BIKE-DRAG-BOBBER-CHOPPER-AND-GPS_W0QQitemZ230294467844QQihZ013QQcategoryZ147901 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
dont know what drugs he's on but i want some of em.
GK

hyofighter
25-09-2008, 07:26 PM
price is reasonable [:o)]

Shadowzone
25-09-2008, 07:31 PM
I think that bike is about as attractive as Julia Gillard

and the following pic should indicate my feelings for her...



http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/38134683971688.jpg

timbo
25-09-2008, 08:14 PM
What a COCKHEAD:D

DCRacing
25-09-2008, 08:14 PM
love the bit of reo that is used for the linkage on the forward controls for the gear shift.

25-09-2008, 08:25 PM
Asked Question

I don't care about the bike. But the drugs you're on can I buy some ?

Waiting for reply

Z Power
25-09-2008, 08:35 PM
What a cock smoker

Ross_247
25-09-2008, 08:37 PM
prety cheap for wot it is [:p]

Large
25-09-2008, 08:51 PM
I just offered $25 (US) and was knocked back

25-09-2008, 08:52 PM
I offered $!

Shadowzone
25-09-2008, 08:52 PM
quote:Originally posted by Large

I just offered $25 (US) and was knocked back



USD$24.99 too much Large...

Ok if he pays the shipping charges though I guess it's close to reasonable

Bear
25-09-2008, 09:36 PM
I like how there's 3 diff photos of the fuel filters. That's a pretty speccy feature to warrant 3 photos. I may have to get me some of them filters for my R1 sos I will be smokin cool. Hella cool even!
Uber cool. Coolio tre cool ice ice babay.

Weaselman
25-09-2008, 09:45 PM
should sell used cars..

ashcook
25-09-2008, 09:45 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/3813475323369.JPG


whats with this photo, do the trees come free with it?

flyingfatman
25-09-2008, 10:15 PM
your fucking kidding me right?

Shadowzone
25-09-2008, 10:57 PM
I'm contemplating hitting buy it now to see if he spits it.

Does he realise what his egay fees are gonna be for selling it at that price?

Do they still work on a percentage or not?

Dark Reign
25-09-2008, 11:08 PM
hmmm thank god! now i know what to use the spare starter bar (reo) for that i have lying around......a shift rod[:o)]

el sammo
25-09-2008, 11:53 PM
hed make a good salesman for a used car lot hahah

336LJ
26-09-2008, 03:21 AM
quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone

I'm contemplating hitting buy it now to see if he spits it.

Does he realise what his egay fees are gonna be for selling it at that price?

Do they still work on a percentage or not?


Pretty sure the final value fee is capped at $120 or something I forget.

I guess its not a legal requirement to have mud guards in the states?

And no offence, but... This purse looking thing
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/38134856233148.JPG

May as well be THIS
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/38134856234977.JPG
... IMO

fimpBIKES
26-09-2008, 09:40 AM
oh deary me...

btw, is that a mountainbike shock under the seat!??
i just get the whole chopper scene

Fight_fan
26-09-2008, 09:50 AM
WTF! Tht was such a classic read hey! That guy has some serious issues! What a piece of crap junkyard bobber! LOL!

Razorback
26-09-2008, 09:58 AM
I dont know about crying from riding it... Im crying from just reading it ROFL!

oldskool
26-09-2008, 11:16 PM
Hey its no GPZ900R!

morrigan
27-09-2008, 12:08 AM
quote:Originally posted by Dark Reign

hmmm thank god! now i know what to use the spare starter bar (reo) for that i have lying around......a shift rod[:o)]

Shit mate, build a whole bike out of it. I can get you plenty of offcuts!

Jockney Rebel
27-09-2008, 12:55 AM
..youll cry alright when u wake up from the booze and drug induced night that preceded u buyin that piece of shite ....i have to admit i once owned an xs750 and i sold it when i was out dragged by a x5 suzuki 200two up ..they're slow , prone to self destruction ..and handle like a shopping trolley with a dodgy wheel ..mind u its up against hurley chops and theyre worse ...would make good target practise for an RPG ...

Shadowzone
27-09-2008, 10:00 AM
Just offered him USD$50 and he pays shipping to OZ. In return he gets pics when we blow it up!

How good a deal is that for him?

Weaselman
27-09-2008, 11:19 AM
quote:Originally posted by oldskool

Hey its no GPZ900R!


LOL yeah

Jockney Rebel
27-09-2008, 01:52 PM
..i mean theres only one question to be answered ultimately .....WHY bulid it in the first place unless u had a load of shit in the shed u needed to shift and making a bike out of it makes it easier to move around

HOS
28-09-2008, 12:57 AM
Lot of words for a piece of junk ?

I thought he was talking about a well tricked up turbo Busa. :D

xb9r
28-09-2008, 09:06 PM
What a spoon deadset A class fuckwit

Weaselman
28-09-2008, 09:13 PM
spent more on the ad than the bike

miniman1
28-09-2008, 10:04 PM
That ad is rediculous!!!!!!!!

Is he serious???!!!!!!!!!!!!!

latheboy
29-09-2008, 07:27 AM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/100826364650595.jpg


Is it just me or does the exhaust look like its just tacked together??
What a fucktard

Merlyn
29-09-2008, 03:49 PM
That is the ugliest bike i have ever seen... *shudders*

The Julia Gillard comparison is spot on Shadow :D