A post of hate.. join in if you wish

[Funkenfresh]

this is a tread of hate:(.. let it out..! but then have 1 'i like'..

1. i hate oil companys for making us partial to $1.50+ (and rising) per litre petrol prices.

2. i hate streetfighters with one 7" or 8" round headlight.
3. i hate bannanas with black spots.

4. i hate apples with soft spots.

5. i hate fake boobies.

6. i hate scooters ridden by 16 year olds.

7. i hate alot of stuff when i think about it.

BUT..

i like real tits and awesome meals:D

[ashcook]

i hate periods

[Azrael]

Old rant... I think i gotta write a new one



Ten things that have pissed off Tom this week part #####

1. There should be a special part of hell reserved for people however good or bad their intentions who interfere in other people’s lives, preferably the lightly oiled Margaret Thatcher leather whip “happy finish” massage squatting over them squeezing out a portion of nutty slack part of hell.

2. Excessive CGI, without which 60 somethings couldn’t star realistically in “Raiders of the lost integrity”

3. Being proved wrong, eg: Advertising, which I spend most of my free time complaining about, can actually serve a purpose. How else would I know that there are 92 signs of aging and only 2 sure ways to “BEAT” it, with something called Niacinamide or the business end of a skull modifier (shotgun)......

4. Anyone who can turn a great conversation into a lecture about deferred contributions to tax-favoured annuities. Get a fucking life you limp corporate swine.

5. Kelly Clarkson, for taking 427 words to say nothing at all. You can keep Vampires, Werewolves and Flesh hungry Zombies away from your house at night by playing her CDs loudly. This also works for keeping away normal people. Fact!

6. People who feel the need to correct my spelling? What is wrong with you? I have been altering and making up new words (for my own amusement) long enough to know that Vagitarian is a perfectly acceptable way to describe my favourite minority group.

7. Fucking Emos! What the fuck is wrong with these people? It’s no secret I have a low tolerance for stupid animals especially the suicide variety (emo roo’s and motorcycles don’t mix) but at least they get it done. Fucking attention seeking teenagers shit me unless of course they are hurting themselves for my amusement something that obviously got lost in the emo handbook. Cunts.

8. Mummy groups constantly complaining to the censorship board about Gordon Ramsey dispensing a much needed “Shut your fucking mouth and cook” to lazy half baked (pun intended) restaurant owners while their children are online looking at goatse. Trust me, your children are already fucked up, don’t believe me? Google 2 girls one cup.

9. Senile delinquents, yes, old people trying to be young and rebellious, fair enough if you are fit and in sharp state of mind, but when it takes a full 3 minutes for your brain to send the message to your foot when the light goes green, driving a faster car is suddenly akin to dating someone half your age without the aid of Viagra.

10. Guys who squat when they piss and equally girls who stand....

[ashcook]

quote:Originally posted by Azrael



7. Fucking Emos! What the fuck is wrong with these people? It’s no secret I have a low tolerance for stupid animals especially the suicide variety (emo roo’s and motorcycles don’t mix) but at least they get it done. Fucking attention seeking teenagers shit me unless of course they are hurting themselves for my amusement something that obviously got lost in the emo handbook. Cunts.




Fucking times 2 on this one - don't think I'll ever understand the urge to wear make when your a bloke, grow your hair so it only covers one eye, take it up the arse and put billions of photo's of yourself on the internet pulling a stupid face

[oldskool]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/103704376415761.jpg

I hate every Motha Fucka ,apart from the White brothers out there.
"RIGHT ON"

[Azrael]

quote:Originally posted by oldskool

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/103704376415761.jpg

I hate every Motha Fucka ,apart from the White brothers out there.
"RIGHT ON"


Um, Am I the only one who see's the irony in this?

[Merlyn]

quote:Originally posted by Azrael


quote:Originally posted by oldskool

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/103704376415761.jpg

I hate every Motha Fucka ,apart from the White brothers out there.
"RIGHT ON"


Um, Am I the only one who see's the irony in this?


Uhh No... Its really quite amusing.


I hate weather changes, university reading reviews and useless SUVs[8)]

[Shadowzone]

quote:Originally posted by Merlyn


quote:Originally posted by Azrael


quote:Originally posted by oldskool

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/103704376415761.jpg

I hate every Motha Fucka ,apart from the White brothers out there.
"RIGHT ON"


Um, Am I the only one who see's the irony in this?


Uhh No... Its really quite amusing.


I hate weather changes, university reading reviews and useless SUVs[8)]



Apparently I missed something.

I hate missing stuff.

I hate women who blame their bad moods on their Rags. Blokes don't we just say, "Yep I'm annoyed get over it".

I hate prancing fairy screaming queen homos. I don't care what you do in your bedroom speak like a man, your high pitched whiny voice is annoying me and I want to stick my foot down your throat to shut you up.

I hate people who whinge about being disadvantaged due to race or whatever, but won't make any effort to better themselves. (Half my cousins are like that.)

I hate drunks.

I hate junkies.

I hate fat chicks who call themselves Big Beautiful Women. There's nothing beautiful about jacking up the verandah ladies.

I hate sensitive men. Your a man harden up princess. stop crying or we'll give you something to cry about.

I hate people who dislike firearms. You'll be liking them next time some other country decides to set up camp in Oz without our consent...

I hate coppers with no sense of humour.

I hate speed cameras.

I hate lying politicians.

I hate educated toffee nose holier than thou types.

I hate Holdens.

I hate imbecilic commodore drivers. (yep I know that''s all of em.)

I too hate fake breasts.

I actually hate big breasts. (Love me them small ones don't know why just always preferred ones gravity cant affect.)

And I hate customs cause them poofters always make me strip at the airport on the way back in to the country.

But I love my Mum.

I also love trucks.

[Jockney Rebel]

my turn...

hate people who dont know how good theyve got it ..here

hate lazy fuckers who complain about the state of stuff ,get off ur arse and DO something about it then

hate armchair politicains ,in fact i hate all politicians

hate margret thatcher and all she stands for

hate rich educated idiots with no real sense of the world around them

hate being patronised by the above

hate people [includes the sub catogory "cops"] with no sense of humour

hate miserable cunts [come on ..u live in a beautiful part of the world with a low cost of living and high standard of living get real ..like the song says "you better smile"

hate nazis ,all of them, with a vengence

hate people who try to ram there religious beleifs down my throat ,fuck off and annoy someone who gives a fuck

hate untrained knobs who think they can do my job better than me ,but obviously cant and wont take the benefit of my 20yrs experience then try to blame me when it all goes pete tong on them ,fuck u wankers

and finally ....to the aristocracy of the united kingdom ..bollox to you ,you bunch of inbred ,parasitic worms
there thats better

[Merlyn]

quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone


quote:Originally posted by Merlyn


quote:Originally posted by Azrael


quote:Originally posted by oldskool

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/103704376415761.jpg

I hate every Motha Fucka ,apart from the White brothers out there.
"RIGHT ON"


Um, Am I the only one who see's the irony in this?


Uhh No... Its really quite amusing.


I hate weather changes, university reading reviews and useless SUVs[8)]



Apparently I missed something.

I hate missing stuff.




Read how the statement is compiled...

[Jockney Rebel]

i did get the irony in that

[quote]I hate every Motha Fucka ,apart from the White brothers out there.
"RIGHT ON"
......on a brighter note .
.i love breasts in all there forms ...cept maybe the really rank ones ..
.i love the fact that i can walk around a free man and say what i think [thanks to all those whove served to give me this privilidge ]
.i love my heritage ,and my new adopted home
.i love my triumph
.i love my wife evn if she gets on my tits now and again ,,but then thats her job .lol
,i love me son ..evn if he gets on my tits now and again ,,but then thats his job .lol

good night and thanks for havin me ...

[336LJ]

Well I agree with everything said here, except holdens are fucking awesome. and Emo's are something I am actively trying to cleanse from this earth.

I FUCKING hate gay cunts that wear pink shirts, popped up collars and have a douche twist on their hats. There were even people flipping tennis visors upside down and wearing them.
What kind of moronic chick would dig a dude in a pink shirt. its ghey. END of story.

I hate cunts who wear their pants so low their ass is hanging out. Do they know that originated in american prisons as a sign you were open for sexual relations?

Speakin of relations, I just plain hate black people... NAh only kidding they are allright. my rellies actually have jobs.


I hate key board warriors.

I hate chain letters, especially ones that arent funny and some fuck head writes "your laughing arent you " at the bottom . MAKES me punch holes in the wall.

I hate dodgy mechanics/workshops

I hate salesmen

I hate when people snob me on bikes coming the other way.

I hate arrogant cunts on bikes, who give newbies shit for simple mistakes. everyone had to learn somewhere.

I hate all religions.....and religious preachin fucks that wake me up after night shift and wont fuck off without getting me angry first.

I like tire smoke. and pointless abuse of machinery for the benifit of others.But I dont like paying for it.

I like tits, but not monkey boobs.

I like how bob out ran a highway patrol car and never got caught.

[ashcook]

good old Bob, he's a fucking champ!

[Fight_fan]

First n foremost, I HATE tupperware titties!

I also hate irate vegitarians, u kno the ones that just cannot handle the fact u eat meat n feel the urge to vocalise their disgust whether ur in public or not!

I hate politics & religion especially when they mix!

I hate clowns, theyr not funny... Theyr creepy!

I hate Emos & Goths, particularly the ones that cant keep their fuckeded up ideals to themselves! "Who's a conformist consumerist now mother fuckers!"

I hate those fat chicks that landed themselves hot friends n then by extension think that they too are hot n get a major complex over it! But then u still have to be nice to them otherwise their hot friends will have nothing to do with u, & that only makes it worse!

I hate food that smells awesome, but then when u finally get to eat it, it tastes like shit! Why get our hopes up then dash them to pieces?

I hate hangovers!

I hate people that take life for granted!

I hate haters!


...But I LURRVE ASF! :D

Oh n real boobs! Yeh they'r awesome... [^]

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

..on a brighter note .
.i love the fact that i can walk around a free man and say what i think [thanks to all those whove served to give me this privilidge ]


Your welcome Jim :)
I like people who appreciate it you would be surprised how many don't (I know I have been spat on during parades.)

[Fish]

I hate people who want me to look busy when i'm not.

I hate people who winge about politics but don't vote.

I hate people with no sense of humour.

I hate speed limits... ALL of them, they're just plain dangerous.

I hate being booked for not adhereing to them.

I hate when people look at you funny when you say you're a motorcylist you race and you shoot.

I hate riding in buffeting wind.

I hate looking like a bobble head when i ride in buffeting wind.

I hate when people match speed across 2 or more lanes so no one can get past.

I hate when people who don't ride tell me how dangerous riding is.

I hate politicians.

I hate dole bludgers. Not the poor bastards that legitimately are out of work and try thier hardest to get work, I'm talking about the junky fuckups with no drive or respect for anyone or anything.

I hate being asked "got a dollar mate?" No I fucking don't! And if i did I certainly wouldn't be ging it to you ya cunt, go out and earn it like I had to.

I hate religious fanatics. Go tell it to some one who cares.

I hate people with not personality.

I hate people who think they're pretty and can get away with anything. FUCK OFF!

I hate people who think they know everything about everything and are almost always wrong and full of shit.

I hate when people exagerate, even me.

I hate when I find my self doing any of the things i hate.

I hate bleeding heart do gooders. You are fucking it up for everyone else!

I hate gun control. It doesn't control criminals. As a general rule criminals don't register their firearms.

I hate banks, telcos and gov't departments who can't give you the same info twice.

I hate cunts who hate australia and live here. FUCK OFF THEN!

I hate rude people.

I love my wife, my family and my friends.

I love the diggers who fought and still fight for us and ours. My cosin is in the Navy and my brother in-law is in the Army, also I work in a repat hospital and the story's coming out of there would make your jaw drop.

I love bikes.

[debaser]

I hate everyone equally. It is wrong to discriminate.

I hate wiggers though, or people who adopt american accents (including aussie country singers) country and western music and the term "Politically correct".

I like porn, coffee and hitting the rev limiter (rev limit) on my old gixxer. I like carving through morning and afternoon traffic on the freeway. I like puppies and kittens.

[scotty]

One you all missed is
I fucking hate cunts who conplaine about how hard it is to get a job..Do you realy wont to work dick head? then get out of bed before the day turns to PM , stop smokin cones all arvo go out and fuckin get one, the world owes you fuck all.

[Matt]

I hate tits that have Anzac biscuit nipples.

I love this thread!!!

[ashcook]

i hate tits that point to the ground

I hate tits that point in different directions like they are cross eyed

i hate tits that could also be used to flap and fly away with

but other than that, go tits!!!

[Ross_247]

I hate chicks with Loose pussy's and Hairy Boxes... but ill still fuk em [:p]

[Fight_fan]

I hate that awkward feeling u got after u found out ur mum discovered ur 1st porn stash!

I love that that one little set back never stopped u having another stash! It just made u hide the next one better!

[Lucas]

I'm sick and tired of being tired.

I hate slow drivers.

I hate arrogance.

I hate fuckers who relocate over here and bring their petty 3rd world conflicts with them.

I fucking HATE racism (except when its funny).

I hate morbidly obese women in tights.

I hate parents that let their feral kids fun rampant in the supermarket then scream at them when they start knocking shit over and running into people. Fucking control then you lazy fuck!!!

I hate 'boomers who spit out the 'when I was your age I had 3 houses' shit. When you were MY age houses cost $30000.

I hate war.

I hate runny shits.

I hate that 12 months after I quit smoking I'm still angry.

I hate small dogs (fox terriers are cool tho).

I hate junkies with kids, junkies should be steralised.

I hate theiving cunts.

I hate high rent.

I too hate fake tits.

I hate trying to piss with a morning fat.

I hate loud mouthed smartarsed cunts.

I hate assault charges.

I hate shaving.

I hate cold weather and broken hands.

I hate rubbish, pollution, land clearing (I'm a bit of a greenie)

I too hate fags who mince about like precious little queens. You're a fucking man, speak like one, act like one, Autism makes you flap and jump about faggotism and autism AREN'T the same thing you silly poofter!!!

I hate judgemental people, even though I'll point and laugh and judge at the best of times.

I hate native animals being killed, kill att the pigs and goats etc but leave the natives alone.

I hate america, I'm sure there are plenty of alright seppo's but as a whole I fucking hate that country.

I hate religion, its the cause of all war, hatred, bigotry etc.

I hate the easter bunny, he fucks chickens to make choccy eggs, dirty little fucker.

I hate Emo's and goths. Goths are just older fatter emo's.

I hate cheap, skanky women.

I hate fucking hate lists.

I hate it when Lance does his rag and complains about trivial shit:D

I love my porn flick stash but I hate it when one gets left sitting on the telly and the inlaws come over[:I]

[Fight_fan]

I hate when Lucas breaks the rules n doesnt put n "I love..." at the end of his hate list like we all agreed to do! U can be a real cunt sometimes ya kno that!!! :D

[-Dex-]

I can't believe how much fake titty hate there is in this thread. If some fake tittied hottie asked you to co star in her next homemade porn movie do you honestly expect me to believe that you would say "sorry, I'd really love to but I just can't stand your fake boobs. You understand don't you?".

I agree with pretty much every other post but the fake booby hate is throwing me for a loop.

For the record, I love both fake and real boobs. They would have to be some god awful fucked up genetically disfigured boobies for me to not want to look at them,touch them, and put them in my mouth.

[Lucas]

Would you prefer butter or "I can't believe its not butter" on your toast in the morning Dex:D

[Cruisecontrol]

I hate sycophants.

I have a million other hates but that one tops them all.

EASTCOAST WHEELS.....where are my wheels you fuckers ?

oh and the voices in my head...shut up you fuckers

[ashcook]

quote:Originally posted by -Dex-

I can't believe how much fake titty hate there is in this thread. If some fake tittied hottie asked you to co star in her next homemade porn movie do you honestly expect me to believe that you would say "sorry, I'd really love to but I just can't stand your fake boobs. You understand don't you?".

I agree with pretty much every other post but the fake booby hate is throwing me for a loop.

For the record, I love both fake and real boobs. They would have to be some god awful fucked up genetically disfigured boobies for me to not want to look at them,touch them, and put them in my mouth.



I like all boobs too, just not the $2 thailand specials. Home made porn with some fake tiited hottie? I'm in!

[Weaselman]

ok...

I hate posers
Pink shirts
The RTA
NSW Police
4WD's in the eastern suburbs
Ricers
Coffin Dodgers
Seagulls
Condoms
People who are born rich
Oil patches
RTA (Again)
The cost of petrol
Insurence companys
The colour purple

And those stringy bits you get in your teeth when you eat steak.

and a million other things

[TurboKat]

quote:Originally posted by Azrael


quote:Originally posted by oldskool

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/103704376415761.jpg

I hate every Motha Fucka ,apart from the White brothers out there.
"RIGHT ON"


Um, Am I the only one who see's the irony in this?

The real irony is that Oldskool is actually black... it's true.

[336LJ]

quote:Originally posted by Lucas

Would you prefer butter or "I can't believe its not butter" on your toast in the morning Dex:D



I'd be more like. butter or not. I cant beleive I'm having it !! haha

the only fake tits I hate are the ones where when the chick is sideways or something you can see the inflatable pool toy/whoopie cushion seam rinkles around the edges.

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by JackTar


quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

..on a brighter note .
.i love the fact that i can walk around a free man and say what i think [thanks to all those whove served to give me this privilidge ]


Your welcome Jim :)
I like people who appreciate it you would be surprised how many don't (I know I have been spat on during parades.)
no problem mate like i said im an army brat nad my grandad was a sailor ...uncles etc etc ..i didnt join up...
1. cos after my dad served in N.Ireland he said the situation was fucked up and didnt want any of us going there [fukin politicians again]
2.my father was an RSM and i didnt fancy coppin one of the staffs he might have trained on my case lol
..but i feel fortunate enuf to have people who are willing to put themselves in harms way to protect our way of life .

[suxukifreak]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/17229439237009.jpg

[Bear]

quote:Originally posted by JackTar


quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

..on a brighter note .
.i love the fact that i can walk around a free man and say what i think [thanks to all those whove served to give me this privilidge ]


Your welcome Jim :)
I like people who appreciate it you would be surprised how many don't (I know I have been spat on during parades.)

Now that's what I hate ^^. I see it as you doing a job for us, joe public. It's the pollies they should be spitting on, if they really want to make it a point.

[morrigan]

I hate:
People who whine about the govt and are too lazy/stupid to vote
Laziness in all its forms
Those blokes who think a comb-over looks better than a balding head (they're really funny on a windy day!!)
Mullets
The disgusting pigs who spit on the footpath in front of you
Exhaust fumes
The arseholes who ram their religious/political/idealogical beliefs down others' throats

I love:
Suzukis

[NNNGary]

firstly I agree with pretty much all of the above

. Collar poppin douchefags
. Cagers (specifically - Honda and Subaru, they are the new Volvo drivers)
. Harley riders
. Scooter riders
. Bicycle riders
. The cost of fuel
. Know it all cunts
. Know nothing cunts
. Politicians
. Cops
. RTA
. the navy and the airforce! bunch of useless fuckers. (especially the officers)
. fucking stupid useless house mates
. cunts who chew with their mouth open
. fat bogans (my missus made me put that one in :D)

but generally all these fuckers get whats coming to em eventually.

but i do fucken love titties, booze, shenanigans and my Suzuki's - sorry knew i wasn't supposed to put what i love in but if you hate on that its just another one for your list.

:-)

I hate plates.....they really fucking shit me.....they sit in the cupboard spying on you taking notes & photos. Plates were invented by Big Brother, cause he's watching us and who'd suspect plates....well I do

[Weaselman]

sounds like a soldier to me

[ashcook]

quote:Originally posted by bladehunter

I hate plates.....they really fucking shit me.....they sit in the cupboard spying on you taking notes & photos. Plates were invented by Big Brother, cause he's watching us and who'd suspect plates....well I do


I think you need one of those special hats. You do know there is a special order coming, anodised billet ones and some big ones to fit cows

[Lucas]

quote:Originally posted by bladehunter

I hate plates.....they really fucking shit me.....they sit in the cupboard spying on you taking notes & photos. Plates were invented by Big Brother, cause he's watching us and who'd suspect plates....well I do



I fucking LOVE the retarded shit I read on this site. I finally feel like I fit in[:p]

I larf and larf:D

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/17229478015172.jpg


I Hate Lebs[xx(]
and cunts that outbid me on Ebay...CUNTS!!!,but i love the fact that they paid much more for it than what they would have if i wasn't bidding against them...Sorry if that was you!:D
I hate nagging Females,(a swift backhander is generally a quick fix to that problem).<s>back in the Dungoen till you've finished bleeding slut</s>

I dont like TV,and i'm not a big fan of "how this place aint what it used to be",and i'm not Robinson Crusoe!...but thats fairly obvious,or was it a bit cryptic.

Shits me solid havin to mow the fuckin lawn,weekends are for beer.

I hate Kevin Rudd,and if you voted for the Git,you wont be getting a christmas card from me this year.

I'm generally a happy person and dont hate much,but we're all human...so dont fuckin get me started.

P.S. i'd love to fuck a chic with Tauretes,the ultimate Love Hate relationship:D

[VIPER]

Heres mine, I given credit to who I've agreed with,also some good points made.

i hate fake boobies.
I hate junkies and thieves,earn it like the rest of us.
I hate speed cameras and unmarked cops methods of policing.
I hate when people who don't ride tell me how dangerous riding is.(Bitchfish).
I hate religious fanatics and preachin fucks,go tell it to some one who cares or better yet,kill yourself but not others.
I hate banks,telcos,gov't departments,etc.. who can't give you the same info twice.(Bitchfish).
I hate junkies with kids, junkies should be steralised.(Lucas)
I hate theiving cunts.
I hate drivers who say "I did'nt see you" when you were right in front of them.
I hate Allianze insurance for fucking me over.
I hate scooter riders, and scooter riders that think that they dont need to spend money on good protective riding gear,like the rest of us.
I hate cheap people that want something cheaper still or people who ask for a price match.
I hate harley riders that get away with VERY loud pipes,etc..while i get fined for not having a fender or mudguard.
I hate statistics and the people who believe them.
I hate not been able to use the pushbike lane.
I hate cyclists who think they own the roads,especially the ones that dont pay any regos and go thru red lights or cut me off.
And,
I hate metal bands going soft or dont know when to call it quits,fuckn keep it real \m/ .
I hate people who dont indicate or slow down on FWY onramp,etc...
I hate drivers that do something wrong but look/curse at you as if it was you at fault.

I love bourbon and tits and motorbikes [:p]

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by NNNGary


. the navy and the airforce! bunch of useless fuckers. (especially the officers)
:-)


Check your audience and neck up fuckstick.

[Shadowzone]

quote:Originally posted by JackTar


quote:Originally posted by NNNGary


. the navy and the airforce! bunch of useless fuckers. (especially the officers)
:-)


Check your audience and neck up fuckstick.


Methinks he's a grunt.

Was funny though.

not that I care, except the Army is the only one who seems to play Rugby (Union not the other poofters league thing) generally speaking.

I appreciate anyone who's happy to sign up to go wherever and shoot foreigners on my behalf so I can stay at home living the good life.

Those spitting on Vets in parades should be flown out past the continental shelf and pushed out of a Helicopter at 50m and left to swim home. But make it interesting - Tie a Besser block to each wrist and ankle. let em remove those first and see if they make it back.

Might just teach them the respect they need.

Better still ship em off to a dictatorship country like Zimbabwe. Let them teach them how good we have it because of the Vets...

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone


quote:Originally posted by JackTar


quote:Originally posted by NNNGary


. the navy and the airforce! bunch of useless fuckers. (especially the officers)
:-)


Check your audience and neck up fuckstick.


Methinks he's a grunt.

Was funny though.

not that I care, except the Army is the only one who seems to play Rugby (Union not the other poofters league thing) generally speaking.



Nah mate my bet would be he is an ex army defence civilian that couldn't handle it in the army. I have a lot of friends in the Army especially where I am working in a tri-service establishment and I have a great deal of respect for them, their professionalism and their dedication. Unfortunately there are a few fuckheads in every service that give the whole lot a bad name.

Speaking of Union, the Navy is massively into union, if you play union in the Navy you are a protected species.

[-Dex-]

quote:Originally posted by Lucas

Would you prefer butter or "I can't believe its not butter" on your toast in the morning Dex:D


Much like titties, I don't care what's spread over them as long as it's edible:D



Like a few others in this thread, I can't fucking stand popped collars!


And in keeping with the rules, I like motards.

[fimpBIKES]

[:X][:X] fimp is all about the love [:X][:X]

[debaser]

What about pink shirts and popped collars! Double the hate. I hate skinny cnuts in tight jeans and cardigans.

I love cheese.

Oh I love love a nice cardy

[ashcook]

and those earrings look marvelous on you

[Shadowzone]

[/quote]

Unfortunately there are a few fuckheads in every service that give the whole lot a bad name.

Speaking of Union, the Navy is massively into union, if you play union in the Navy you are a protected species.
[/quote]

I couldn't agree more but its the same in every profession. I'm a truckie and know heaps and heaps of guys who would rate as the salt of the earth. Unfortunately I know some blokes who seem to have been rather adept at climbing plastic walls too...

I wasn't aware of that. I'm starting to develop a new found respect for the lads on the boats. Whoops I meant Ships...

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by -Dex-

Like a few others in this thread, I can't fucking stand popped collars!



http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/38134648960551.jpg

[evilkarl]

That chick off the AAMI ad. Give Aami a ring. I'd prefer to kick the bitch in the guts.
:( yes i'm married. DOH!!!

[Weaselman]

I hate little shards of glass on workshop floors

[hyofighter]

i hate when you boss forgets to put your pay in the bank when its a long weekend and its gonna rain waiting for parts

[ashcook]

I'm going to mention periods again, they really piss me off! Fuck I'm glad i don't have a vagina

[Gsxar]

quote:Originally posted by ashcook

I'm going to mention periods again, they really piss me off! Fuck I'm glad i don't have a vagina



Ash for someone who doesn't have a vagina, you really dont like periods lol ................. Try being a chick and having to put up with it then start complaining.
Good news in - not sure why, think its has to do with vibrations or something, riding helps period pain :) So next time someone is complaining get them out for a ride :D:D:D Works for me anyway ;)

[ashcook]

quote:Originally posted by Gsxar


quote:Originally posted by ashcook

I'm going to mention periods again, they really piss me off! Fuck I'm glad i don't have a vagina



Ash for someone who doesn't have a vagina, you really dont like periods lol ................. Try being a chick and having to put up with it then start complaining.
Good news in - not sure why, think its has to do with vibrations or something, riding helps period pain :) So next time someone is complaining get them out for a ride :D:D:D Works for me anyway ;)


Na, she's not a complainer by any means. They just cause all sorts of problems. Took quite a long time to fall pregnant, with several operations and multiple set backs. Doctors don't know shit and most of the time make things worse. Understanding a womans body, now thats one question I think will never be solved, ha!

[Cruisecontrol]

I hate simple errors.

To - Preposition.... They went to the pub.

Too - Adverb.... I am too drunk.

[boris]

I hate the white lines on the side of the road
I love the drugs they gave me in hospital morpheine is a great thing man

[Fight_fan]

I hate having an awesome 21st party last week end, then pulling n absolute cunt of a week thats got me all stressed n angry!

But I love that im takin holidays from nxt tuesday to go the GP with my mates! :D

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

I hate simple errors.

To - Preposition.... They went to the pub.

Too - Adverb.... I am too drunk.



I know its embarrassment, their assholes.

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by NNNGary


. the navy and the airforce! bunch of useless fuckers.



Bingo!

[FIGHTERMC]

I hate that cunt of an icecream van
that comes around twice a day and my
son is gone buck ape looking for money.lol
i hate the cops there wankers,every last one of
them are bastards.

[JackTar]

Come on mate you are going to upset CC you mean they're not there :)

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol


quote:Originally posted by NNNGary


. the navy and the airforce! bunch of useless fuckers.



Bingo!


You have let me down Dan, I know you can do much better than that mate. Their their it will all be okay you haven't had to much too drink have you? :D

[Jockney Rebel]

fuck me, an aussie trying to teach us english grammar..well done danny ....there ,they're , their
bit of trivia ,young man, explain the origins of the word FUCK [without googling it ]lol

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by JackTar


quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol


quote:Originally posted by NNNGary


. the navy and the airforce! bunch of useless fuckers.



Bingo!


You have let me down Dan, I know you can do much better than that mate. Their their it will all be okay you haven't had to much too drink have you? :D


I am ex Army.

Nothing but net as far as I am concerned...

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

fuck me, an aussie trying to teach us english grammar..well done


We are taught English grammar in Australian schools, so it is hardly surprising.

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol


quote:Originally posted by JackTar


quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol


quote:Originally posted by NNNGary


. the navy and the airforce! bunch of useless fuckers.



Bingo!


You have let me down Dan, I know you can do much better than that mate. Their their it will all be okay you haven't had to much too drink have you? :D


I am ex Army.

Nothing but net as far as I am concerned...


LOL What the fuck is it with ex Sailors and Soldiers becoming posties?

[Cruisecontrol]

It might have something to do with the job going easy on the old grey matter.

[FIGHTERMC]

Fornication Under Command of the King.
something like that

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

It might have something to do with the job going easy on the old grey matter.


Bullshit Dan I am sure you need to be pretty clever to understand all that mail you read :)

[Cruisecontrol]

Did you ever meet Smouch down there in sunny Canberra?

[JackTar]

I know a lot of Smouch's mate, my missus used to be one before we got married but can't say I know any here.

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by JackTar

I know a lot of Smouch's mate, my missus used to be one before we got married but can't say I know any here.


Nah, Jason Smith aka Smouch. Recently posted to Townsville.

[JackTar]

Nah mate can't say I do. We call most people in the Navy with the last name smith smouch but I have also heard smudge and smoo.

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by FIGHTERMC

Fornication Under Command of the King.
something like that
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge..now known as rape

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol


quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

fuck me, an aussie trying to teach us english grammar..well done


We are taught English grammar in Australian schools, so it is hardly surprising.
true.. the language is bastardised in over 100 countries ,including Scotland where the colloquialisms have been entered into the dictionary..still in the not too distant future it wil be 1 of the only surviving 5 languages in the world ..
didnt know u used to be a squaddie dan

[Shadowzone]

quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel


quote:Originally posted by FIGHTERMC

Fornication Under Command of the King.
something like that
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge..now known as rape




Fornication Under Consent of the King

[Fight_fan]

^^^Yeh that was the version I'd heard as well! Had something to do with legalising brothels & controlling the prostitution at the time...

[morrigan]

The author of this letter REALLY hates the bureaucracy:

"Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.
How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years. It is on my driver's licence, on the last eight passports I've ever had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5 years since 1966.
Also..would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Audrey, my Father's name is Jack, and I'd be absolutely fucking astounded if that ever changed between now and when I drop dead!!!...
SHIT!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of all this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my fucking address!! What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of mindless Neanderthal arseholes workin' there!
And another thing, look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son interbred with a Kiwi girl).
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city, and get another fucking copy of my birth certificate, and to part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN INFORMATION!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day?? Nooooo.. That'd be too fucking easy and makes far too much sense. You would much prefer to have us running all over the place like chickens with our fucking heads cut off, and then having to find some high society wanker to confirm that it's really me in the goddamn photo! You know the photo..the one where we're not allowed to smile?! ...you fucking morons

Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.

P.S Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting someone in high-society to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since before 1850! In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You do remember the Eureka Stockade!!) I have also served in both the CMF and regular Army something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in 1967), and still have high security clearances. I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL.. And Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year. However, your rules require that I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am; You know.. Someone like my doctor; WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN FUCKING PAKISTAN!!!......a country where they either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers, and are suspended from the Commonwealth for not having the 'right sort of government.'
You are all Fucking idiots"


And I love that we can write a letter like this in Australia and not be SHOT for it.

[Jockney Rebel]

One reason that the word fuck is so hard to trace etymologically is that it was used far more extensively in common speech than in easily traceable written forms.

There are several urban-legend false etymologies postulating an acronymic origin for the word. None of these acronyms was ever heard before the 1960s, according to the authoritative lexicographical work, The F-Word, and thus are backronyms. In any event, the word fuck has been in use far too long for some of these supposed origins to be possible. Some of these urban legends are:

That the word fuck came from Irish law. If a couple were caught committing adultery, they would be punished "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge In the Nude", with "FUCKIN" written on the stocks above them to denote the crime.
That it came from any of:
"Fornication Under Carnal/Cardinal Knowledge"
"Fornication Under [the] Control/Consent/Command of the King"
"Fornication Under the Christian King"
"False Use of Carnal Knowledge"
"Felonious Use of Carnal Knowledge"
"Felonious Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
"Full-On Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
"For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
"Found Under Carnal Knowledge"
"Found Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
"Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge", referring to the crime of rape.


so its none of those ...and if fact it comes from&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;

The word fuck has probable cognates in other Germanic languages, such as German ficken (to fuck); Dutch fokken (to strike, to beget); dialectal Norwegian fukka (to copulate), and dialectal Swedish fokka (to strike, to copulate) and fock (penis).[1]

This points to a possible etymology where Common Germanic fuk– comes from an Indo-European root meaning "to strike", cognate with non-Germanic words such as Latin pugnus "fist".[1] By reverse application of Grimm's law, this hypothetical root has the form *pug–.[citation needed] In early Proto-Germanic the word was likely used at first as a slang or euphemistic replacement for an older word for intercourse, and then became the usual word for intercourse.

[morrigan]

Hey Jim,
What about SHIT?

[rod185651]

I Hate
- pedophiles
- addictions
- chafing
- Jack CUNTS
- Emotional Blackmail
- Thieving CUNTS
- Arrogant CUNTS
- condescending CUNTS
- Chicken Strips
- Speed Cameras
- Back Pain
- Tolls
- Argumentative CUNTS
- cauliflower
- Sunburn
- When it rains on Sundays
- Fat people who wear bike pants and a T-shirt ( Cover it up people!)
- Hang overs

I love women with attitude who ride bikes or drive a ute

[JackTar]

Why do so many people hate cunts? Personally I am a big fan.

[Issues]

what rod185651 said

But I'll add so called mates (cunts) that try to cut your lunch

And so called mates (cunts) that want shit built in your spare time (for free), spit it when it takes to long and don't tell you they have pulled out after you have bought parts for them from Canada.

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Issues

what rod185651 said

But I'll add so called mates (cunts) that try to cut your lunch

And so called mates (cunts) that want shit built in your spare time (for free), spit it when it takes to long and don't tell you they have pulled out after you have bought parts for them from Canada.


Bitter much?

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by morrigan

Hey Jim,
What about SHIT?
: : : : : In the days when sailing ships were opening up world trade routes, when commodities such as spices were worth as much as gold, (18th Century??) some ships would carry fertilizer. These ships would periodically explode & be lost at sea, & no one knew why. Once they realised the cause was due to a build up of methane gas in the hold (& probably some sailor with a lantern) they would stamp on the words "Ship High In Transit", so the ferilizer would be lashed to the decks & exposed to the fresh air, avoiding any methane build-up. These words became common in use, and were eventually abrreviated to S.H.I.T., hence the word we use today.

[Issues]

quote:Originally posted by JackTar


quote:Originally posted by Issues

what rod185651 said

But I'll add so called mates (cunts) that try to cut your lunch

And so called mates (cunts) that want shit built in your spare time (for free), spit it when it takes to long and don't tell you they have pulled out after you have bought parts for them from Canada.


Bitter much?



quote:Originally posted by JackTar


quote:Originally posted by Issues

what rod185651 said

But I'll add so called mates (cunts) that try to cut your lunch

And so called mates (cunts) that want shit built in your spare time (for free), spit it when it takes to long and don't tell you they have pulled out after you have bought parts for them from Canada.


Bitter much?


Just a little, did I mention he's a CUNT?

From my point of veiw we help each other, and if its free then you have to waite, and if you order something you fuckin pay for it. rant over.

[ashcook]

I hear you, if they were really a mate, then fucking act like it. If you had of known they were like that in the first place, you would have told them to get fucked in the beginning

[Lucas]

quote:Originally posted by JackTar

Nah mate can't say I do. We call most people in the Navy with the last name smith smouch but I have also heard smudge and smoo.


I have a mate in the navy who's a smith too, his title/possie is jacktar, what the fuck does a jacktar do?

[Cruisecontrol]

Jack Tar was a common English term used to refer to seamen of the Merchant or Royal Navy, particularly during the period of the British Empire. Both members of the public, and seafarers themselves, made use of the name in identifying those who went to sea. It was not used as an offensive term and seafarers were happy to use the term to label themselves.

[Large]

I thought they cleaned the barrels

[Jockney Rebel]

ok where would you find a "golden rivet " on a ship tony ?

[BOHEMION]

I hate wife beating cunts that get let out the next day unless they actually murder the poor woman leaving 2 kids behind which perpetuate the violence back into society.

I hate police who dont do there job with a passion of correct community policing and dont give the working man a fair go and dont develop there own philosophy or bother studying anything else within the force, You will retire a traffic cop/GSO and a bitter one at that.

I hate meeting these cute club/pub chicks, takin them back to there house and not getting some lip service- "Honey if i wanted a wank i would have stayed home" More lippy less talky, i cant even remember your name, have i told you your fukin hot?

I hate getting back from the town to no beer in the fridge - everything else in life is not imporant right now, dissapointed.

[Merlyn]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

I hate simple errors.

To - Preposition.... They went to the pub.

Too - Adverb.... I am too drunk.



Im totally with you on that one.. as well as were, where, and we're...

AND its "Different From" and "Similar To" anyone who says "Different to" is just wrong... and pronounce Schedule the English/Australian way!

I HATE THE AMERICAN BASTARDISATION OF ENGLISH (including Word Spellcheck) and this window telling me i spelt Bastardisation wrong cos it's not spelt with a Z!

[rod185651]

I hate mash potato with lumps in it.