A post of hate.. join in if you wish

[Weaselman]

What about Deb?

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

Jack Tar was a common English term used to refer to seamen of the Merchant or Royal Navy, particularly during the period of the British Empire. Both members of the public, and seafarers themselves, made use of the name in identifying those who went to sea. It was not used as an offensive term and seafarers were happy to use the term to label themselves.


Thanks Dan, I was too pissed to answer anything last night with any cohesion I didn't even realise I had made that post about the footy till today :D

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

ok where would you find a "golden rivet " on a ship tony ?


In the Engine Room Jim me old mate.

[Bear]

I also hate the way American's have bastardised the English language out of ignorance and then had the arrogance to call it American English! That's a major dichotomy right there - American English. Farkn!

That Webster boofhead who wrote his own "American English" dictionary needs several hard smacks to the head with a Vigero Bat (harder than a cricket bat).
If you want to learn correct English language, you'd get a great head start by not reading a Websters dictionary.

Unfortunately, I think that the language and spelling ignorance is so far gone in the US that the bastardisation is there to stay.

It also farkn erks me when the Yanks finally start to accept the simplicity of the Metric system only to incorrectly spell aspects of it - it's Litres not Liters!! FFS!

I've got a yank car and get reminded of this all the time via my dash instruments. How the frig do these fuck-ups happen?! Does no-one bother to find out the correct spelling and just assume? All you have to do is google it on the internet!
It reeks of stupidity and ignorance. Mind you, stupidity comes from ignorance and visa versa so maybe they're caught in a sort of Dr Who stupid ignorant warp or something...

Nothing personal against individual Americans but when their culture is pushed on to me, I friggin hate it. Fuck it, let's go all the way while I'm on a roll...

* I hate Yank companies who buy up Aussie brands and then change the description/labelling of the product ie. push yank culture onto us and erode our own - it's not ketchup, it's bloody TOMATO SAUCE!

* It's not Peanut butter, it's Peanut Paste (Butter is the extract of a dairy process. Nothing to do with peanuts)

* They aren't cookies, they're Biscuits!! I even hate the sound of the word cookies. So sickeningly sweet. Real men eat fucking Biscuits, cookies are for nancies. Even the Girl Guides make biscuits.

You've only got to have kids to realise how much Americanism is eroding Aussie culture:
We should ban Mcfuggin Happy Meals and the cheap-shit, useless after one play toys that come with them. I'm amazed the Greenies haven't cottoned on to this abuse of plastic. I wonder how many Mcfuct Meal toys there are in the local rubbish tip... Note - Rubbish Tip, not garbage dump, farkn.

Ban the Disney channel with all it's big-eyed nancy-boy animation and prettily drawn people (ever noticed how even the bad guys in disney animations are not drawn very evil or nasty looking and all the characters have larger than life eyes?)
Disney animation reminds me of a Sex Pistols song - You're so pretty, I'm so pretty.... vacant!

Get real for the kids. I say gradually prepare them for the real world early so they don't get shit scared when they've got their first job and are out on their own.

Ban all the lame-arse American tween sit-coms about trying to be the most popular or coolist kids in school. That sort of cultural crap is not sociable or healthy to impressionable kids.

Farkn I could go on but it'll just bore people more than I have already... farkn.

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Bear

Even the Girl Guides make biscuits.



Where the fuck have they gone? I was complaining to the missus the other week that I haven't had those things in years. Fuck I love those biscuits.

[Shadowzone]

quote:Originally posted by Bear

I also hate the way American's have bastardised the English language out of ignorance and then had the arrogance to call it American English! That's a major dichotomy right there - American English. Farkn!

That Webster boofhead who wrote his own "American English" dictionary needs several hard smacks to the head with a Vigero Bat (harder than a cricket bat).
If you want to learn correct English language, you'd get a great head start by not reading a Websters dictionary.

Unfortunately, I think that the language and spelling ignorance is so far gone in the US that the bastardisation is there to stay.

It also farkn erks me when the Yanks finally start to accept the simplicity of the Metric system only to incorrectly spell aspects of it - it's Litres not Liters!! FFS!

I've got a yank car and get reminded of this all the time via my dash instruments. How the frig do these fuck-ups happen?! Does no-one bother to find out the correct spelling and just assume? All you have to do is google it on the internet!
It reeks of stupidity and ignorance. Mind you, stupidity comes from ignorance and visa versa so maybe they're caught in a sort of Dr Who studid ignorant warp or something...

Nothing personal against individual Americans but when their culture is pushed on to me, I friggin hate it. Fuck it, let's go all the way while I'm on a roll...

* I hate Yank companies who buy up Aussie brands and then change the description/labelling of the product ie. push yank culture onto us and erode our own - it's not ketchup, it's bloody TOMATO SAUCE!

* It's not Peanut butter, it's Peanut Paste (Butter is the extract of a dairy process. Nothing to do with peanuts)

* They aren't cookies, they're Biscuits!! I even hate the sound of the word cookies. So sickeningly sweet. Real men eat fucking Biscuits, cookies are for nancies. Even the Girl Guides make biscuits.

You've only got to have kids to realise how much Americanism is eroding Aussie culture:
We should ban Mcfuggin Happy Meals and the cheap-shit, useless after one play toys that come with them. I'm amazed the Greenies haven't cottoned on to this abuse of plastic. I wonder how many Mcfuct Meal toys there are in the local rubbish tip... Note - Rubbish Tip, not garbage dump, farkn.

Ban the Disney channel with all it's big-eyed nancy-boy animation and prettily drawn people (ever noticed how even the bad guys in disney animations are not drawn very evil or nasty looking and all the characters have larger than life eyes?)
Disney animation reminds me of a Sex Pistols song - You're so pretty, I'm so pretty.... vacant!

Get real for the kids. I say gradually prepare them for the real world early so they don't get shit scared when they've got their first job and are out on their own.

Ban all the lame-arse tween sit-coms about trying to be the most popular or coolist kids in school. That sort of cultural crap is not sociable or healthy to impressionable kids.

Farkn I could go on but it'll just bore people more than I have already... farkn.



Then this should make you even more upset.

I know it did me. How degrading to our ANZACS to have this travesty floating around cyberspace:

http://readysteadycook.ten.com.au/1879.htm

Now I will say I'm not overly surprised by this monumental stuff up by Channel Ten it fits hand in hand with Big Brother, So You Think You Can Dance (US or OZ), Supermodel Something crap, Idol Crap etc;

http://www.101cookbooks.com/archives/anzac-cookies-recipe.html

But this is a Yank site as is evident by the address so maybe we should all start flaming them via email to change it to it's rightful name?

[Bear]

Girl Guide Biscuits were probably bought up by some American company and then broken up to get rid of so they don't compete with any American products. Let's face it - Girl Guide biscuits were pretty good, especially for tea/coffee dunking.

Look what the yanks tried to do with Ugg Boots and heaven forbid they get hold of our Lamingtons! There'll be war from me if they take away Lamingtons!

[Merlyn]

You'll find it has everything to do with massive decline in girl guides... girls can be scouts now and i guess the boys make it more tempting when you're 12 years old.

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Merlyn

You'll find it has everything to do with massive decline in girl guides... girls can be scouts now and i guess the boys make it more tempting when you're 12 years old.


Fucking 12? I was too busy trying to stop the girls from giving me their germs.

I'll be more economic and say what i like.....I like boobs & bikes hate everything else

[Lucas]

Fuckn oath, when I was 12 I was too busy hitting dead things with sticks, doing skids on my BMX and throwing rocks at my neighbours to worry about anything else.

Now 12 year olds are getting knocked up, stealing cars and stabbing their teachers. Where has the innocence gone. Kids are no longer kisds and its a direct result of american cultural influence.

[Weaselman]

damm right

[Merlyn]

when i was 12 i was a girl guide... when i was 13 i was smoking billies on the shade nets above playgrounds... and making out with 16 yr olds... i was 25 on thursday...

AND you dont have to tell me about crazy 12 year olds, im a student teacher and my first year 7 class ended in 2 suspensions... a girl pulled a guy of his seat by his neck and picked up the chair to hit him with it... I was standing there with just a sub teacher to help me, and in that situation you just dont know what to do!

[Jockney Rebel]

i was born in 1960 and i really reckon stuff has gone to pot ..[no pun ]
"TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE ................. 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were n't overweight becauseWE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on (or when dad whistled).No one was able to reach us all day.
And we were O.K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.
After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chatrooms
WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!

[Lucas]

The early 80's can be added to that too Jim. I was born in 1980 and thats pretty much on par. Just needs to be edited to australian or even <s>git</s> Brit speak.

[Azrael]

Jims correct on all accounts, most people dont realise how good they have it, or we had it. Complancency is a cunt eh..

[geesexar]

soooo right jim..most of the good times are gone..thank fuck for motorcycles. I also hate nigger music..all this shit they pass off for R&B

[latheboy]

quote:Originally posted by Bear

I also hate the way American's Breath

I dont think we'll have to worry about them for too much longer .... I reckon as soon as the market really shits itself Russia or North Korea or someone will have a go and send then a nice little Thermo Nuclear Warhead ... If i had one i would as it'll be the best time to crush them ...
On the lighter side ... I like Puppies, long walks on the beach and poetry

[boris]

not many fucken snivel libertarians back in them days hey there,s another hate them ,lawyers and fucken hippies

[Shadowzone]

quote:Originally posted by geesexar

soooo right jim..most of the good times are gone..thank fuck for motorcycles. I also hate nigger music..all this shit they pass off for R&B




+ 1 I too loathe Coon Tunes.

I also hate (C)Rap Music. Stop singing about getting some and just go get it. I don't wanna hear your sordid rubbish. I got better things to do, like crank some old school Metallica, Iron Maiden or Judas Priest and listen to something enlightening.

Take your baggy pants with your I just crapped in my pants walk and get the hell outta my face or I might just decide to slap you.

My favourite Question - How can they call Qld the smart state when they can't even teach the kids the correct way to wear a cap or how to find the right size pants in a clothing store?

[Fight_fan]

I h8 it when controversial argument starters like politics & religion get posted on forums! Especially when they dont get nipped in the bud early n they go on & on in circles for pages n pages without anything meaningful actually being said! [xx(] [^]

[zx12argh]

quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

i was born in 1960 and i really reckon stuff has gone to pot ..[no pun ]
"TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE ................. 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!...
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and ...
...


ha - i was born 79. just made it.
Mind you I did take a swig from a bottle of metho cause my favourite yellow cup was next to it.
And I used to eat cat food bisuit sandwhiches.
And there was that time I... hmmm. Might keep that one too myself.

All before the age of 5. Gotta love growing up :D

Erm... just to keep the theme going tho.
I hate...

Seized fucking bolts that give you no warning of letting go until after you've smashed the fuck out of your hand with a pry bar.

Flat mates who when you tell to keep the grunting down from them fucking in the next room just turn up the stereo. So you get disco grunting in time with the (t)humping bass.

Dick heads who race to pull out in front of me then slow down to 55. Next person who does this will cop a tyre iron through the window.

Cucumbers. They are the devils vegetable.

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by zx12argh



Cucumbers. They are the devils vegetable.


Finally someone else recognises this.

[Cruisecontrol]

Lies!

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/100826504233736.jpg

[Jockney Rebel]

well said dan forgot about THAT use for em ..[but then im married so...]

[Shadowzone]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

I hate simple errors.

To - Preposition.... They went to the pub.

Too - Adverb.... I am too drunk.









I agree.

There is a difference between Bought & Brought.

Bought = past tense for to buy

Brought = past tense to bring

examples follow---&gt;

Bought - Des Bought some more bling for his Tiller.

Brought - Ash Brought some putrid German Porn with him to the party.

I think that explains those nicely.

[BANDITROD]

um i hate too much so i carnt be fucked writing it all down plus i am a fuckin redneck anyway so that pretty well sums it up for everyone

[latheboy]

I like rednecks, their like me they hate everything i hate ...

I hate dirty fuckun HIPPIES but the problem is alot of my friends are hippies.... What do i do

[BANDITROD]

shoot them ;)

[Lucas]

Whats red and looks good on a Hippy??




Fire.

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by latheboy

I like rednecks, their like me they hate everything i hate ...

I hate dirty fuckun HIPPIES but the problem is alot of my friends are hippies.... What do i do


Fucking hippies if they get their way I will be out of a job. Fuck peace I need work.

[Fish]

I was born in 82 and i still did all that shit Jim. We were actually banned from the telly except to watch bathurst and the cricket. Loved riding our bikes to the corner store and buy 1 and 2 cent lollies and having a tune to whistle that always brought your friends out to play. Loved climing the tree in the back yard over the asbestos ridden back shed while mum shot the mice underneath said shed with the air rifle. Playing cricket in the back yard (which was actually a proper back yard not one of these pissy 10mx10m excuses for a yard that you have now days) with the over the fence and out rules. Cracking macadamia nuts on the back stairs with a hammer, yes it did hurt when you got your thumb, but you learned not to hit your thumb.

[JackTar]

I'll be fucked Jim if you haven't brought out all the old fart wannabes :)

[makaveli650]

I Hate golf the ball is to fuking small.
I Hate people who think that adding cubes is the be-all and end all of tuning.
I Hate people who blame other people for there own problems.
I Hate mix 106.5 and vega
I Hate people who think Top 40 is a style of music
I Hate Flo rider
I Hate Ford and Holden
I Hate i-pod "thats right i said it"
I Hate people who cant cook steak
And I Hate my boss Phill, ur a Cunt

[xb9r]

^^^^ LOL thats classic

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by makaveli650


I Hate i-pod "thats right i said it"


Well said.

I also hate the halfwits that stood in line forever for an IPhone with no idea about what they can or CAN'T do (can't send photos for christs sake!).
Ooh, its an Apple phone! Morons...

[Shadowzone]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol


quote:Originally posted by makaveli650


I Hate i-pod "thats right i said it"


Well said.

I also hate the halfwits that stood in line forever for an IPhone with no idea about what they can or CAN'T do (can't send photos for christs sake!).
Ooh, its an Apple phone! Morons...



I like my ipod it gives me tunes when riding.

Much like my old discman used to do way back when.

Ipod is more betterer but cause it holds more music.

As for the Iphone?

Not a hope in hell I'd own one.

[Weaselman]

iphones are gay

but i got one of those teeny tiny ipods and its awesome cus it goes forever on a charge holds heaps of songs and i can push the buttons with gloves on

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone


I like my ipod it gives me tunes when riding.

Much like my old discman used to do way back when.



My Nokia provides my tunes on the road. It also tells me where to go (navigator) and I can take phone calls and hear text messages on the move as well.
MP3 files are the easy part, it is the other functions that make a phone. Apple is yet to figure this out.

[suxukifreak]

I hate Evilkarl [B)]

[Weaselman]

hahahaahahaa

[JackTar]

I hate helmet mowhawk attachments yes Weasel that includes the one you are wearing in Rapid.

[Azrael]

I hate stomach upsets, or more specifically, bumwee. I mean really, that’s biology’s greatest joke, giving you an anus but taking away all control of if while your digestive tract becomes the priming vessel for superheated thermo nuclear clonic apocalypse. Musta been the curried beans eh..

[boris]

fuck thats funny azrael that feeling is fucked hey being too scared to fart

[zx12argh]

I hate waking up from a night on the piss and feeling great... only to have everything fall apart and feel like shit later that arvo.

[Lucas]

quote:Originally posted by zx12argh

I hate waking up from a night on the piss and feeling great... only to have everything fall apart and feel like shit later that arvo.


Thats called waking up still pissed:D

[HOS]

I just hate everything, lifes less complex that way.
Then I can decide if I like things or people from that start point.... saves time.
Biggest hate above all that is fucking stupidity. Thats something that crosses all boundaries.
Killing all the stupid people wouldnt work though, because 80% of the worlds population would die.

[ashcook]

80%, that's going a bit easy. I'd love it if 20% of the people I ran into everyday were not stupid idiots.

[zx12argh]

quote:Originally posted by Lucas


quote:Originally posted by zx12argh

I hate waking up from a night on the piss and feeling great... only to have everything fall apart and feel like shit later that arvo.


Thats called waking up still pissed:D


I guess the trick is too keep drinking and try to time the hangover with going back to bed the next night. I did once try to stay drunk for 72 hours. That Hurt.
I also drank 180 shots of beer over 180 minutes. That one didn't hurt but I think i bruised my brain after that.

I HATE THAT MY WOMAN IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAR AWAY

[ashcook]

how far is far?

me Sydney, she Melbourne and been working so fucking much I aint had time to get to a 1000k service yet

[ashcook]

I understand now. I can count the amount of times in 4 years I've spent the night away form my misses on one hand. Saying that, I haven't needed to use that hand very often.

[debaser]

I hate all forms of religion.

[336LJ]

quote:Originally posted by Azrael

I hate stomach upsets, or more specifically, bumwee. I mean really, that’s biology’s greatest joke, giving you an anus but taking away all control of if while your digestive tract becomes the priming vessel for superheated thermo nuclear clonic apocalypse. Musta been the curried beans eh..

I also hate how, in such a predicament, your anus knows you are getting closer to a toilet bowl, and wants to prematurely ejaculate a coupla seconds before you get your ass on the seat. Very hard to undo riding pants whilst shivering in total panic.

I remember a hot chick from my old work years ago, bolting to the shitter, thought nothing of it till i had to go CLEAN the said shitter.. and from the floor to the cystern was annihilated by pea soup. no longer hot.. I dont care if she's a Ralph model now either.[xx(]

[Shadowzone]

quote:Originally posted by 336LJ


quote:Originally posted by Azrael

I hate stomach upsets, or more specifically, bumwee. I mean really, that’s biology’s greatest joke, giving you an anus but taking away all control of if while your digestive tract becomes the priming vessel for superheated thermo nuclear clonic apocalypse. Musta been the curried beans eh..

I also hate how, in such a predicament, your anus knows you are getting closer to a toilet bowl, and wants to prematurely ejaculate a coupla seconds before you get your ass on the seat. Very hard to undo riding pants whilst shivering in total panic.

I remember a hot chick from my old work years ago, bolting to the shitter, thought nothing of it till i had to go CLEAN the said shitter.. and from the floor to the cystern was annihilated by pea soup. no longer hot.. I dont care if she's a Ralph model now either.[xx(]



I always keep a box of Imodium (20pack) with me everywhere I go. Ignore the directions first sign of trouble drop 4 of them puppies and giddy up an hour later no worries good to go.

I also always keep a $20 in said box to replace them when they get low too. Cant be too sure and I eat too often away from home so the instances of it being required can be regular. (You seen truck stop food lately???)

[Lucas]

I hate ticks and the bacterial infections that the little fuckers can cause.
I also hate the convulsions and the loss of bladder function that the infection caused.
I also hate the large amount of money that the NSW ambulance service charged to take me to the hospital.
I do, however LURVE the weird and wonderful drugs pumped into me via a drip to kill the infection.
But I hate spewing the only thing I'd eaten in 5 days everywhere when they wore off.
I hate not having the energy to walk for a month after.
But I love the month off work it gave me.
I hate ticks.

[flyingfatman]

IN THE KITCHEN!!

[Funkenfresh]

i hate nazi old fellas who bitch when i ride across their lawn to drop off the mail.. fuk you.... fuk you all

[slickncghia]

i hate plenty...for now just my current beef. vegetarians. i hate them....yet my last 3 girlfriends have been inflicted with this disease.

i have managed until tonight to avoid going to any meat free establishment however all good things must come to an end :(

meat is awesome, my ancestors didnt fight their way up the food chain for me to eat fucking bean curd.

i plan on getting a t-shirt made up "For every animal you dont eat, I will eat 3" ...no more hippy places for me

i love a nice big steak

[Fish]

Mmmmmmm..... Steak. Gods food.

[BANDITROD]

quote:Originally posted by suxukifreak

I hate Evilkarl [B)]


lol

[dinorider]

I hate going to fix someones bike and then they try to tell me whats wrong with it and how to fix it
I hate women who turn up at the pub and complain about the swearing...fuck off then
I hate people who buy chinese motrcycles then ring me up every week to ask me to get it running again.fucken leave me alone
I hate the little fuck at maccas who asks me do i want fries with that
but i like beer,bikes and those little hitler moustaches girls have down there.

[Shadowzone]

quote:Originally posted by slickncghia

i hate plenty...for now just my current beef. vegetarians. i hate them....yet my last 3 girlfriends have been inflicted with this disease.

i have managed until tonight to avoid going to any meat free establishment however all good things must come to an end :(

meat is awesome, my ancestors didn't fight their way up the food chain for me to eat fucking bean curd.

I plan on getting a t-shirt made up "For every animal you don't eat, I will eat 3" ...no more hippy places for me

I love a nice big steak



You need a shirt from the Norman Hotel in Brisbane they say "Brisbane's Worst Vegetarian Restaurant"

Or one like mine which reads:

(Front) I'm a Member of P.E.T.A

(Back) People Eating Tasty Animals


Always seems to get them offside? I honestly don't get it? Did I do something wrong? I mean Soy is bad for males. It mimic oestrogen in the human body causing males to effeminise and well all I can say is I don't need for my man boobs to grow any bigger than they have since I've been off training injured.

[GodimGood]

I hate people that want to be individual and go buy black bikes, blacks boots,black jeans, black shirts, black vests,black fingerless gloves, black open face helmets have a beard, pot belly and attitude. Sounds pretty common to me.

[Shadowzone]

I hate how Queensland doesn't have Daylight Saving.

I hate how people lie about the time the sun sets when they

do have daylight saving. I remember in Mount Isa when they

trialled it it set at 20 past 8 the latest. Not 1030 like

some lying slag reckons. She needs to learn DST is one hr

ahead not 3.

I hate Anna Blight and her useless counterparts.

I hate Qld Traffic Laws and 6 months suspensions

for 40km/hr over the limit or more.

I hate Traffic Cops who knock you off on trumped

up offences.

I hate people who come to Australia for a better way of

life, but live the same way as their old country.

I hate car drivers who don't look before changing lanes.

I hate car drivers who are impatient.

I hate car drivers who don't indicate.

I hate car drivers using fog lights in clear conditions.

I hate women driving 4wd's. It's just plain dangerous.

I hate the fact I sold my boat and now cant go fishing.

I hate chicken strips on my front tyre making me look like a fag

when it's cause the cocks put a 130 front on instead of a 120.

I hate bike mechanics who can't do their job properly.

I hate bike shops who don't sack useless mechanics and train

some properly.

But I really really love Hot donuts and cold milk.

[xb9r]

I hate when you have 4 nuys to undo and the first 3 take a couple of minutes and the last one takes 3 friggen hours
I love grinders.....

quote:Originally posted by xb9r

I hate when you have 4 nuys to undo and the first 3 take a couple of minutes and the last one takes 3 friggen hours
I love grinders.....


It's always the last fucking one.....no matter what ya doing..I blame the plates

[336LJ]

quote:Originally posted by Funkenfresh

i hate nazi old fellas who bitch when i ride across their lawn to drop off the mail.. fuk you.... fuk you all


one of those old cunts used to run out and throw pitch forks and shovels at us when we cut through the vacant lot (the house on the other side let people go through their yard)

We were on the road and this fuckhead would throw shit. .. so we started running past and ripping his tree's apart.

[boris]

40km/h shadow it's 35km/h and over automatic loss down here it changed 5 weeks before I got done and lost my license in my FUCKEN MIGHTYBOY

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by boris

40km/h shadow it's 35km/h and over automatic loss down here it changed 5 weeks before I got done and lost my license in my FUCKEN MIGHTYBOY


What is a 12 year old doing with a license anyway?

[boris]

12 year old you've got me mixed up with someone else man I'll be 33 in 13 days

[Cruisecontrol]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/50401294875019.JPG

[Shadowzone]

quote:Originally posted by boris

40km/h shadow it's 35km/h and over automatic loss down here it changed 5 weeks before I got done and lost my license in my FUCKEN MIGHTYBOY



Hey here's something you might find interesting, I cut and pasted this from another site. I have removed the name of the organisation asking the question and changed it to ASF to protect their identity.


Quote---&gt;
Hi all,
I thought I would make some general enquiries as to why these drivers licences weren't revoked. The reason for my enquiry was because we at ASF get many questions about fines and I wanted to know the answer to these particular incidents..

I have just received a response to my question from the

Traffic Services Branch

"There is no immediate suspension for drivers exceeding the speed by up to 45 km/h in NSW however these drivers will have their licenses/authority to drive cancelled for between 1 and 3 months automatically by the RTA once the fines are finalised"


&lt;---End Quote.


Isn't that interesting. It was on a transport forum I visit, and I thought it may have been relevant to your plight with the Not so Might Boy.

EVERYTHING I SEE BEFORE MY EYES
EXCEPT MY BOY & RIDING

THE REST OF THE WORLD CAN GO TO HELL

[JackTar]

Thanks Dan I couldn't be arsed.

[Cruisecontrol]

Kids these days...

I need to get really fucking blind

[boris]

ok the cop didn't take my license with him but I got a letter a week later saying my license was suspended for 3 months for doing 95 in a 60 zone was being followed by a silver unmarked car absolute bullshit the friday before the australia day long weekend 4 years ago when we were saving for our wedding they also hit me with $550 fine and lost 8 points cos of double demerits and I dont know why that says 12 years old how the fuck do I fix it

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by boris

I dont know why that says 12 years old how the fuck do I fix it


Just wait a year and it will say 13.

[Cruisecontrol]

Or...


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/50401526150623.JPG


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/50401526145452.JPG

[boris]

thnx guys I hate looking stupid like that I suppose I deserved a ribbing there

[JackTar]

That is Gold Boris you still fucked it up now it says you are 56.

[Bear]

That's better than 12, I spose. :D

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by JackTar

That is Gold Boris you still fucked it up now it says you are 56.


Haha. Now it is your chance to send some shit in his direction, Boris.



Learn to read, Anthony...:D
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/71290026259656.JPG

[JackTar]

Michael Jackson would disagree Darren.

[JackTar]

Oops my bad Dan so now his age is just an enigma :) Feel free to give ME shit now Boris :)

[boris]

I was gonna til you invited me to now it just won't mean the same thing damn it

[boris]

and now that I re-read it bear may have been in 4 it too but I'm not like that

[morrigan]

quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone

Then this should make you even more upset.

I know it did me. How degrading to our ANZACS to have this travesty floating around cyberspace:

http://readysteadycook.ten.com.au/1879.htm

Now I will say I'm not overly surprised by this monumental stuff up by Channel Ten it fits hand in hand with Big Brother, So You Think You Can Dance (US or OZ), Supermodel Something crap, Idol Crap etc;

http://www.101cookbooks.com/archives/anzac-cookies-recipe.html

But this is a Yank site as is evident by the address so maybe we should all start flaming them via email to change it to it's rightful name?



Noooooooo! They can't do that!! That's just totally WRONG! ANZAC "cookies"????? Do the Seppos even know what an ANZAC is??? You can, however, call 'em bikkies. That's acceptable.

[Large]

quote:Originally posted by JackTar

Oops my bad Dan so now his age is just an enigma :) Feel free to give ME shit now Boris :)


You're going to lose your gold stars if you dont shape up soon barrel boy.

[morrigan]

I hate, HATE HATEphillips head screws/bolts!!!!!
Who the hell is/was Phillip, and why did his head look like that anyway!??

On the other hand, I love a chisel and a good heavy hammer.

[Shadowzone]

quote:Originally posted by morrigan


quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone

Then this should make you even more upset.

I know it did me. How degrading to our ANZACS to have this travesty floating around cyberspace:

http://readysteadycook.ten.com.au/1879.htm

Now I will say I'm not overly surprised by this monumental stuff up by Channel Ten it fits hand in hand with Big Brother, So You Think You Can Dance (US or OZ), Supermodel Something crap, Idol Crap etc;

http://www.101cookbooks.com/archives/anzac-cookies-recipe.html

But this is a Yank site as is evident by the address so maybe we should all start flaming them via email to change it to it's rightful name?



Noooooooo! They can't do that!! That's just totally WRONG! ANZAC "cookies"????? Do the Seppos even know what an ANZAC is??? You can, however, call 'em bikkies. That's acceptable.




I've only ever known them as Anzac Bikkies. Problem is the yanks call scones biscuits cause they're all messed up and don't know what a biscuit is.

Have you noticed whilst shopping though that the names of food stuffs are starting to follow the yankee names?

[BillyWhizz888]

I hatz cock sucking contractors who are shite
I am in the middle of opening a new facilty and the building twats are fkin shite, Gyprockers 4 days work, took 12, tiler 3 days work 10 and still going

They will not be fcukin smiling next Tuesday I tellz ya!

[Shadowzone]

quote:Originally posted by BillyWhizz888

tiler 3 days work 10 and still going



That's cause they don't ever realise the fastest way to tile is to mark out the floor, do all the cuts, corners etc (looks like ya doing nothing while you're doing these bits) and then one bloke butters it up while the other guy follows and lays them. Finish floor bugger off to pub for a few hours grout the next day. Works out to be easily a day or two quicker since you don't need to wait for the glue to dry to do the cuts and edges. But the average tiler isn't smart enough to work this out so they do it the long way...

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Large


quote:Originally posted by JackTar

Oops my bad Dan so now his age is just an enigma :) Feel free to give ME shit now Boris :)


You're going to lose your gold stars if you dont shape up soon barrel boy.


Don't be gettin all lippy just because Chalken has fucked off again :D

[boris]

why would you rush the job if you're getting paid by the hour

[fimpBIKES]

quote:Originally posted by boris

why would you rush the job if you're getting paid by the hour


i hate that attitude (although its rampant!)

[fimpBIKES]

quote:Originally posted by morrigan

I hate, HATE HATEphillips head screws/bolts!!!!!
Who the hell is/was Phillip, and why did his head look like that anyway!??

On the other hand, I love a chisel and a good heavy hammer.


I TOTALLY AGREE
get with the fucking twentieth century dickwads!!!

im was talkn to my gals brother in law
his a builder and they are just starting to use allen-heads/cap-screws and he is loving it!!!




what do i love?
i think we all know ITS YOU

ALL THE ASF PEEPS [:X]

[JackTar]

We love you too fimp (in a manly non gay way)