Stop Alien Abductions ( very informative )

[Darn]

http://www.stopabductions.com/

[Weaselman]

Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember that they can read your mind. Before you make one they may try to influence you that you don’t need one. Once you start wearing a helmet they may harass you or perhaps threaten to kill a pet in retaliation. They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet.

what the chunder fuck?

[zx12argh]

Now that explains all those missing hours on friday and saturday nights. usually I am there, with a bottle of jim beam when whammo - i loose 5-6 hours and those bastard aliens have drunk my bottle of bourbon.

[Lucas]

Vitamin C to kill implanted alien-hybrid embryos

One woman who now wears a thought screen helmet along with her husband reports that she killed four alien-hybrid fetuses in a row by taking a gram of vitamin C every hour for weeks. She used her alarm clock at night to awaken her. She reported that she could no longer feel the fetuses moving and the aliens were very angry at the deaths of the alien-hybrids they implanted in her. The aliens did remove a dead alien-hybrid fetus before implanting a live one at another time. This was before she started wearing a thought screen helmet.



This shit is great

[ashcook]

thankfully it works in Australia too, we all could have been stuffed

[Iceman]

I had no idea the problem was so bad, I better make a helmet straight away! The misses says it's a stupid idea, I think they've already got to her.

[ashcook]

quote:Originally posted by Iceman

I had no idea the problem was so bad, I better make a helmet straight away! The misses says it's a stupid idea, I think they've already got to her.




you better act quick, before she sabotages the plans on the construction of the hat

[Weaselman]

or hurts your dog

[Brodie]

I jsut don;t understand the incessant probing of nether regions..... I would like to know whats up with that...... or maybe not..... but someone tell me anyway lol.

[Lucas]

quote:Originally posted by Brodie

I jsut don;t understand the incessant probing of nether regions..... I would like to know whats up with that...... or maybe not..... but someone tell me anyway lol.


Maybe this could be linked to the condom thread somehow

[ashcook]

maybe its because of the hats and their strong power. To see what we have been eating they have to enter from the back end. The hats power blocks their ability to see what is going in our mouths

[Brodie]

Thats very Informative, thankyou......but somehow i still feel lost and confused. ROFL.

[Jockney Rebel]

easy their only 3'6" they cant reach up any further [used to know a bird like that ...ramble ,ramble, good old days, ramble ,]

[Brodie]

Have you been at the shop drinking then hey??? LOL

[ashcook]

how do they reach the cows butts? they are higher than ours are, they do the same things to them too. Maybe the cows need hats, we should email the website and ask if any alterations are needed to the hat design for cow application.

[Shadowzone]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Since I second that motion, I've already done it for you I'll post the reply as it comes to light

[Shadowzone]

This is the email I sent to them:

Michael I am firstly greatful for the plans you have made so freely available for our use.

Being from Australia, and owning a substantial amount of Cows who regularly get abducted

too, I was wondering what if any alterations to the hats need to be made to stop them influencing my cows?

It is of grave concern to me to see my cows being treated so poorly by these aliens. It makes them harder for me to

sell as when they're stressed the meat becomes tough and nobody wants tough steak. I need to save them if you could help

I'd be most appreciative.

Thanks so Much

Stu.

[ashcook]

Thanks for sharing this deep concern of mine which has quickly developed since the vastly helpful information of this new found hat technology. If Michael has some thoughts and can guide us to procure a safer environment for our cows, the possibilities are endless. For not only are there cows at risk, but what about other large slow moving animals we have in Australia, like the wombat, imported giraffes and seeing eye dogs.

[BOHEMION]

HAHAHA u crazy bastards! this is gold!

It's all bullshit.

It's a warm fish milkshake every morning that keeps the aliens away.

[ashcook]

a warm fish milkshake and a hat, the aliens would have no hope

[Brodie]

I need a Hat. Pronto.

[ashcook]

Any news from Michael yet? I'm getting a bit edgy

[Shadowzone]

Nah mate he read my email cause I got the read receipt, but I think he thinks I'm taking the piss.

Ill chase him up Monday and see how we go.

[morrigan]

Gee, maybe we should have a hat build thread?

[SatinFS]

should come up with a fibreglass design, copyright it and sell it to them bwahaha

Alloy cnc ?

[ashcook]

ooooh now you're talking. i like the sounds of an alloy hat. you could even have different coloured anodised ones

[Darn]

Thats the last time I post up a helpful link for you guys, I can't believe your takin the piss. with all the messed up minds that i come across here every day. this organisation is clearly needed by the major majority here.

make mine blue anodised. [^]

[ashcook]

I'm thinking army camo anodised colour. That way the aliens can't see it either

[zx12argh]

I think Devo were onto something.
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/56752687413312.jpg

[w195]

BWAAAHAHAH! Fuckin Devo...