BillyWhizz888
07-09-2008, 05:59 PM
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish
captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown
together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a
mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish Captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why!'
'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese!!!!'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese ... doesn't matter, you're all alike.'
There's a few minutes of silence. 'No rike Jews!' the co-pilot
suddenly announces.
'Why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic.'
'Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
'Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , Iceberg, ... no mattah ... alla
same.'
captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown
together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a
mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish Captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why!'
'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese!!!!'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese ... doesn't matter, you're all alike.'
There's a few minutes of silence. 'No rike Jews!' the co-pilot
suddenly announces.
'Why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic.'
'Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
'Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , Iceberg, ... no mattah ... alla
same.'